TACO

Hm I expected worse. Taco incoming.

BREAKING: TACO SUNDAY CONFIRMED

Congratulations Taco mo”fer and those who voted for this POS 😡

Alright Taco time to say some wild shit.

Get a gas station taco while you’re at it

Incoming taco

**~~Bers~~** **taco is fuk LMAO**

12:30 AM in Iran rn still time for a ground invasion while it’s still dark don’t taco now

I don’t have any positions over the weekend cuz taco manipulation is to easy but spy please pump at open so i can but puts

Khondab heavy water production facility no longer fit for use after attack Taco aint tacoing this

What if everyone was conditioned to expect a TACO and oil decreases over weekends? But this time they’ll announce the ground invasion during pre market tomorrow 🤔

The yields going crazy was the thing that made mango taco during liberation day. But he's not going to be able to taco his way out of this mess...

Please TACO

" Wall Street eyes signs of TACO amid Iran war" Real Yahoo news headline just popped up LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bondi needs a wrecked choco taco

Full port USO calls. We’ll get a TACO so fast

Bonds need to get wrecked for full taco

TACO Tuesday will arrive early this week

do you think taco will let "SP500 in correction territory" headline come out tomorrow?

17 million oil short order just hit. Two possible scenarios: \-1. Some fund is shorting oil, thinking they won't be short squeezed despite supply shortage and demand inelasticity \-2. TACO event is imminent, this is not a drill

Bols thought they were getting a street TACO and got a WW3 appetizer instead

One of these days hes gonna taco and bers will scream market manipulation

As someone who is following Ukraine war since 2022, I can say that if US resorts to ground operation in Iran, it will be a bloodbath for armored columns. FPV's will rule the war. US drone production is a joke. Army is never prepared for drone warfare. If TACO goes for ground operation there will be no exit strategy, be prepared for literal collapse of stock market in that scenario.

Y'all remember when we used to use Taco as a euphemism for pussy? ....we still do, technically

Oil is at resistance point. I expect a taco tomm for some relief for stocks and oil before next leg up or down

When taco

The biggest problem right now: 1. Iran War 2. High Inflation 3. Rate hike instead of cuts 4. Japan may do more rate hike soon. So Carry Trade is back 5. TACO is still the presiden

Fellas here speculating about a taco, but if 🥭 pulls out, Iran will forever cut off the US and its allies from clean beautiful Iranian oil. Eternal toll booth. Either way its fucked Atleast Tariffs were less material. Peoples lives are at risk

Exiting a war he started and letting Israel fend for themselves might be TACOs greatest TACO if he pulls it off.

Trump can’t use the traditional Taco in this situation. So now we are in the era of the synthetic Taco. A random Trump tweet that is completely false may cause the market to rally for a few hours or a day on fake hope, but it will return to the existing downtrend very quickly. And even still with every synthetic Taco future ones are less potent.

wen taco bombing Cuba for distraction

I’m 100% sure its ground invasion next. There’s nothing to taco at this point. 🥭 already shamelessly declared they are in talks etc (which is an off-ramp for the iranians). But they are not having it. Its either 1. ground invasion, 2. 🥭 signing some sort of shameful reparation dictated by the iranians, or 3. withdrawing and abandoning the whole middle east, signaling to the arabs (& the whole world) US is useless as an ally. All security guarantees is fugazi.

Alright it's time for taco now. Just blame Israel and say you did your best. Also blame the opposition somehow. It's that easy

Everything that’s going on and the only thing taco is offering is goon talk. Got it

don’t worry 🥭will taco Sunday night

Kind of weird that TACO didn't talk much today. 🤔

If Trump doesn't Taco hard by premarket I am done for.

Taco bout to drop a nuke on iran and call it a day. Calls at Monday close. By Tuesday the market will have priced in the nuclear fallout out from the weekend and will moon overnight.

This really did end up being the perfect confluence of every buy the dipper who also bet on the TACO trade getting ass blasted by both strats completely imploding.

Arab oil embargo cut about 7% of oil supply for 5 months. S&P dropped 40-50% took 7 years to re gain highs. Strait accounts for 20% of global oil. Not the same but pretty interesting and suggests we could be in for a ride. Anyone who thinks🥭 can just taco this away with a tweet is dreaming, it’s not really up to him.

If you think Monday will be green, keep in mind TACO is not working very well, Iran doesn’t care about the global economy and even less about your 401k, and foreign markets did not like the later afternoon dump…

TACO doesn't need Save-Face exit. If he pulls out of Iran right now doesn't mean that Iran will reopen Strait of Hormuz. They can keep the Strait of Hormuz closed if they like. I think thats the biggest problem with TACO right now. He can't really do anything than except Iran's demand about pay for rebuilding Iran, get out of the middle-east etc. The only option left for TACO is maybe get Kharg Island successfully and use it to make a "fair" trade with Iran to reopen Strait of Hormuz but IMO thats extremely dangerous for any Americans soldiers that got send there. Its almost like they'll get trapped in there to die cause Iran already say that they're prepared for USA attack on Kharg Island.

In coming weeks taco will tout how America is winning because 1. Dollar is winning against everything but oil and 2. America is an oil exporter

How can any of this shit open the Strait of Hormuz or prevent the red sea from being blocked? Israel immediately violates any attempts to taco.

I need my TACO to be delivered monday morning. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Turns out you can’t fuck shit up and taco your way out; who knew

What did u expect out of TACO?

Can someone snatch mic from Taco POS 😡

Taco said the stock market would double he just left out that he would cut it in half first

if JD grovels while Taco talks shit and we get it closed, that'd make everyone happy.