TACO

In coming weeks taco will tout how America is winning because 1. Dollar is winning against everything but oil and 2. America is an oil exporter

How can any of this shit open the Strait of Hormuz or prevent the red sea from being blocked? Israel immediately violates any attempts to taco.

I need my TACO to be delivered monday morning. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Turns out you can’t fuck shit up and taco your way out; who knew

What did u expect out of TACO?

Can someone snatch mic from Taco POS 😡

Taco said the stock market would double he just left out that he would cut it in half first

if JD grovels while Taco talks shit and we get it closed, that'd make everyone happy.

I bet the plan is if Saudi wants to keep pressing on taco says he needs them to prop up the stock market specifically the ones in the Dow because that's all he cares about

There is a reason Joey never talked. Inherited taco Covid disaster was stuck with inflation he didn't cause because dumb fed left rates at 0 for a year to long but he knew eventually saying nothing markets would pump. Now we got taco on camera every fucking day ruining the gains we had past 2 years

Can someone give me a recap of what TACO is saying? I can't watch right now

When Taco enters a room, the average IQ drops BIGLY!

TACO be like this is not low enough

he probably already has after every taco tuesday

Nobody buying the Persian Tacos from Orange taco truck.

There are no Tacos on the menu now. Even if he did the ultimate Taco and completely abandoned the war then Iran will have some major street cred with our Middle East enemies.

3500 targets left, that's it guys the TACO is not happening

I still have 10 minutes to trade here in Europe. If this jackass isn't going to TACO soon I need yall to give me something to full port

It means no TACO this time

You'll never have more opportunities as retail than with TACO as president and you blew one of them buying calls

GET READY FOR A TACO FAKE CANDLE!!

I think TACO will speak in about 10mins.

On the one hand, you're booking imaginary profits in your head (if it goes back to ATH from here, I'm going to get an extra $X!!!). On the other, you live in fear of TACO.

TACO about to get creative excited to see what he cooks up. Old playbook not working

Last year it was LOL TACO and this year it’s Please taco please

Taco Bell calls it the Double Decker, bro.

Taco isn’t even working anymore.. uh oh

Weekend TACO or WWIII?

So you dont want a taco

Only if taco

atp TACO is going to have to give Iran the strait then half of America

you get that these retards have been saying this for weeks atp right? You aint getting your taco fool

Iran has no reason to capitulate, Trump continues war and he will ruin the US economy. Causing him to suffer even larger losses in the midterms. Trump dog walked into making himself a lame duck before his term is 50% over. Trump is going to have to TACO hard and soon, like this weekend soon. My bet is he is going to pretend that there was a break thru in negotiations and Iran will just laugh.

Who is buying after hours? I expect a taco and rally on monday

"TACO put goes kaput" ---- Jim Cramer

The TACO people are still here only shit persistent rats they are

Anyone expecting this conflict to resolve quickly is a moron. They have made it clear that they want to “reset” Iran back to the Stone Age so the “process” will continue regardless of what Taco is saying. He got no say in that. The economic destruction is no concern to them either as it does benefit the elites. Our portfolios are cooked but that is not important. Go spend some time with your family and friends, buy few extra supplies, and enjoy your life. I hope that I’m wrong, but things might get more bumpy in the weeks and months ahead. Have a great weekend my regards!

If Iran got their hands on Epstein files then they'll force TACO to attack Israel lol

When taco

we need a big crunchy taco over the weekend to pump it

Saudis don't want him to taco so he probably won't do it there.

im gonna need a generational taco to save my port

Wen ground invasion announcement. No TACO today means its coming. Hurry up im close.

He already taco for 10 days, he can’t double taco

you guys got a taco supreme shit wasn't enough

Taco Trade is over 

Taco still on the menu. You’ll see.

We're gonna need a taco supreme to get out of this mess.

He's speaking at a Saudi conference in Miami, and the Saudis want the war to continue. He might say it's going well but he's not going to say it's over. Sorry to break it to you if you're hoping for the TACO to end all TACOs

This one he can't taco his way out. So now they're saying he's bored. Cool cool, whole world is burning because the supreme leader is bored.