TACO

What you idiots don’t understand is that this time he can’t TACO. The offensive came from China. All these rare minerals that they prohibited to be exported will fuck all the Semiconductor and Tech sector. It will be worse than April.

How long till Taco caves

Taco Tuesday incoming

Anyone else surprised the market reacted like this? We all know he will taco and ultimately get a deal done... Easiest buy the dip play ever literally... Earnings are coming up too

i’m beginning to think the “art of the deal” is running us regards up making us buy calls for taco to buy puts before finger blasting his phone

He’ll taco out in a few days or a week and shit will rip to ATH again after all his insiders bought their positions.

i feel like the feds being quiet the other day was because they knew taco was gonna crash the market anyway, better to blame it on mango than take the fall themselves

Luckily taco is a very reasonable and calm gentleman and his patience is only matched by Xi modest ego. This whole thing will blow over by Monday. Keep buying calls.

Guys i have a bad feeling about next week. Option chains are bloated like your mom was after taco bell. Major imbalance towards calls i think everyone is trying to make big wins. But if theres 100's of millions of shares tied to calls near the market price then who in the actual fuck is left to buy SHARES? I mean some of these are a $1bn you really think those bulls are gonna wanna buy shares to weaken the hedge? Hell no. Market is paralized.

Please TACO please !

in April they announced tariffs on entire world, including an island full of penguins... this time we know he TACO

I think it’s been a while, but markets and even us have probably forgot that taco either walks back tariffs completely, makes a deal and claims victory, or extends the tariff deadline until it’s completely forgotten about. Someone tell me why this would be any different?

Retribution coming to bears on Taco tuesday.

If we keep manifesting TACO, he's gonna not TACO out of spite Gotta reverse psychology this son of a bitch

TACO wen?

If everyone expects a market crash, it doesn't happen If everyone expects a TACO, it doesn't get delivered

Remember, bois, his real name is TACO for a reason.

Miller, Bessent, hassett, and nutlicker played 🥭 for the fool that he is. Let him believe he has full control and can do whatever he wants with China. They got all their economy killing policies in place, and now the chickens have come to roost. 🥭 does not have the cards to save us. And SHI ain’t taco’ing.

Honestly TACO hasnt improved anything since his return. Everything has gone to shit

Taco gonna demand national guardsman on wheatties box 

We already did this in April on tariffs dip. Did people forget what TACO stands for?

Mango can't taco this time. This seems real and very painful.

What nightmares will TACO have Sunday night that we'll have to suffer for on Monday?

tf market already starting to climb back up. taco effect is real

No way that crazy man will allow a circuit breaker to hit. If it falls hard he will taco

TACO may TACO next week, but that doesn't mean that XI will stop bullying TACO lol

why does everyone keep saying taco? even if he tacos, that's not going to do anything about the rare earth controls china put in place.. "China has tightened export controls on rare earths and related technologies while barring its citizens from participating in unauthorized mining overseas, adding fresh strains to a sector central to its geopolitical leverage. Foreign entities must now obtain a license from Beijing to export any products containing over 0.1% of domestically-sourced rare earths, or manufactured using China’s extraction, refining, magnet-making or recycling technology,.." https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/09/china-expands-rare-earth-export-restrictions-ahead-of-possible-trump-xi-meeting.html Why would he taco if they don't remove these new controls?

I’ll have a TACO with a side of Epstein Files thanks

I think everybody is expecting taco but people are quick to forget the first taco didn't happen immediately

I don’t think a TACO at this point is what matters. Earnings and guidance are right around the corner

Columbus -> latin for pigeon -> basically chicken -> TACO confirmed -> ATH Monday

I heard we're having taco Tuesday next week?

TACO already baby!

TACO by Sunday afternoon. SPY 700 by Tuesday.

LMAOOOOO this AH action is hilarious  you know he’s gonna TACO anyway? so once the news is out then it’s time to buy the bounce 

*HAVENT CANCELED MEETING WITH XI YET* 🫵🏻😂🫵🏻 MR TACO

Only 3 more years of this. Options are even more dangerous when taco is the retard in charge.

If he does taco how long to gain that 3% back?

This is like the third time this year trillions were wiped out. I don’t even care.  Calls all day, TACO 🌮 🌮 🌮

Mango will Taco, we will be fine bois

Taco thought he could use the same playbook with Gyna as last time. They’re well prepared this time.

Mango already Taco'd, you will be fine

If I’m wrong tell me but, Nov 1 deadline, meeting with Xi still on, immediate back track on his morning truth which said he cancelled the meeting, maybe he saw market reaction and didn’t expect it to be that bad? Let’s be real here, market crashing is awful for the mango, he will face heavy criticism, if he puts on 100 percent tariffs, rate cuts ain’t coming. From an orange man standpoint, he has to taco, that was always his play, him going thru with this is political suicide. He will be absolutely decimated by media, congress will go ape shit, etc etc

Taco when? Taco Tuesday?

TRUMP ALREADY TACO BREAKING: Trump: meeting not canceled with Xi

this is an incredibly rare trading scenario \- mango tariff threat causes massive selloff \- mango literally dramatically softens the threats an hour later, says meeting with xi still on \-it's friday evening, there is no liquidity - only retail can buy, most of retail is already loading up bf6 and hardly anyone knows about the taco'ing that's been done THIS MOMENT IS A GIFT

Remember Taco is going to Taco! He’s going to delay it!

So Nov 1 tariff day, he said meeting with Xi not cancelled and he might still do it, so that’s 3 weeks to taco out, yeah, the taco is coming, blatantly fucking obvious

just remember that this time is not different. you should buy the dip. he will TACO again.

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