TACO

Who is buying after hours? I expect a taco and rally on monday

"TACO put goes kaput" ---- Jim Cramer

The TACO people are still here only shit persistent rats they are

Anyone expecting this conflict to resolve quickly is a moron. They have made it clear that they want to “reset” Iran back to the Stone Age so the “process” will continue regardless of what Taco is saying. He got no say in that. The economic destruction is no concern to them either as it does benefit the elites. Our portfolios are cooked but that is not important. Go spend some time with your family and friends, buy few extra supplies, and enjoy your life. I hope that I’m wrong, but things might get more bumpy in the weeks and months ahead. Have a great weekend my regards!

If Iran got their hands on Epstein files then they'll force TACO to attack Israel lol

When taco

we need a big crunchy taco over the weekend to pump it

Saudis don't want him to taco so he probably won't do it there.

im gonna need a generational taco to save my port

Wen ground invasion announcement. No TACO today means its coming. Hurry up im close.

He already taco for 10 days, he can’t double taco

you guys got a taco supreme shit wasn't enough

Taco Trade is over 

Taco still on the menu. You’ll see.

We're gonna need a taco supreme to get out of this mess.

He's speaking at a Saudi conference in Miami, and the Saudis want the war to continue. He might say it's going well but he's not going to say it's over. Sorry to break it to you if you're hoping for the TACO to end all TACOs

This one he can't taco his way out. So now they're saying he's bored. Cool cool, whole world is burning because the supreme leader is bored.

Whats the opposite of a market pumping taco?

Yup after 🥭 tries to pump the market it will go lower next week, people aren't buying "the taco" as much

Taco taco taco taco taco

Iran is not gonna make that cheap for taco

The taco tweets aren’t fixing things anymore

When taco tweet

It’s market close now so won’t be surprised if he does something, just in time for Monday morning TACO

we're not getting an AH taco tweet are we?

This Taco infected with e coli everyone diarrhea next week 🤢🤮

trump big mad his taco had no effect. will pump for next week

What happens when taco posts no longer move market

Bought some 634 3/30 calls for the Taco lottery 😛 time to sit back and wait for the fully loaded taco 🤤

Taco post

alright pick your bet: taco post or kharg invasion?

Fully loaded taco incoming

Taco Supreme

Now that market is closed, prepare for the taco of all time

Bulls got the TACO they wanted and we sprinted down 1.6% LMAO

Well going to hold my puts, we’ll see how it goes taco tacoing Sunday night Monday morning

That short lived V was just bulls trying to scrape for any morsel they can in the hopes of an AH Taco tweet

lol this is just retards betting on a taco. how stupid can u be

Hail mary into the close and hope for taco weekend

I remember the vix  being in 40’s last year over tariffs. How is this not worse  Mango 🥭 started a war and he can’t taco 🌮 out of it  Fertiliser, helium, oil, gas some of which is a 1/3rd of the worlds supply 😂 25 amendment ain’t coming is it 😬 Edit: would like to say to all the comments thanks for the input 👍

Bulls you are begging for a TACO when TACO literally doesn't move the market anymore

He can’t TACO 🌮 anymore what do you delulu bols don’t get? Iran isn’t caving in, there’s a boots operation about to happen, hella marines sent over there.. You can’t turn off WAR like his dumbass tariffs

YOU CANT TACO A WAR MANGO

No TACO today means we definitely doing a ground invasion this weekend. Get your PUTS ready.

Generally buying puts on a Friday afternoon hasn't worked all year (Trust me bro). But if Iran blows up some shit on the weekend, I feel like Monday might be the day. Anyways .. loading puts, taco doesn't seem to work anymore, Iran and Israel sending the missiles. We all know US just buying time before boots on the ground.

The TACO trade is dead. Last night's bleat was the death knell.

Well boys this weekend’s gonna be fucking crazy. We either get the biggest no-vertebrae taco of all time or we get boots on the ground and likely get some FPV drone footage of Iranians blowing up 21 year-old dudes from Nebraska.

SPY 690 - SPY 700 soon! SPY 680 - Buy the dip! SPY 670 - This is the dip! SPY 680 - See? I told you! Next stop, SPY 700! SPY 670 - Dip! Dip! SPY 660 - Lol haha nice dip SPY 650 - Christ. Ok, Taco can't make it worse than *this* SPY 640 - Ok it's all priced i- SPY 630 - \[YOU ARE HERE\] SPY 600 - SPY 550 - SPY 500 - SPY 400 -

Mangooooo 🥭 The straight was open, you decided to pick a fight with a bunch of sheep herder’s and now your gunna lose 🤡  Somebody give him a peace prize ffs 🤦‍♂️  Or a medal 🥇  Can’t even taco out of it 😭

Things are fucked off and TACO aint working anymore, we all know that. But, would you really hold your 10x leveraged oil position over the weekend? Yeah, gambling is a helluva drug