TACO

I have read that a lot of people assume Monday to be red due to Trumps new tariffs threats. Is that realistic, given taco might be priced in?

"he's gonna TACO!!" and what, bring a man back to life?

Using ChatGPT is like saying we have Taco Bell at home

2026 has been absolutely insane 1. President of Venezuela is kidnapped with a “discombobulator” jamming defensive attacks 2. Iran protests + preparation for an attack to destroy the regime 3. Greenland threats, tariffs again, TACO to finish 4. Minnesota Chaos 5. Major winter storm 6. This guy interrupts to do the highest urban free solo ever live on Netflix And January isn’t over.

TACO better learn necromancy to fix this one

Taco Tuesday just seems too.. predictable

What we doing this week boys we got another taco with canada, FOMC, Tech earnings one event could make us rich

If TACO Tuesday next week doesn’t involve necromancy this might actually become a problem

Crazy how Joe rogan having Taco On his podcast has lead to this

Europe and China is holding US by the balls (or to be clear, everyone is holding everyone by the balls economically through bond holdings). He may attempt it but it would be mutual suicide. And TACO already pissed of Europe so much that we would rather see US wither and die and side with China than deal with this pdf cumstain. And after todays another public execution on the streets, good luck.

I don't think we see a TACO this time RE: Canada. Carney insulted T, and T is very vengeful. Carney seems pretty stubborn as well, and Canada is flush with precious metals backing its markets and currency. Gyna will eat this all up.

buy puts for the weekend -> orange man does some stupid shit -> SPY falls -> Sell puts at open for profit -> buy calls for the TACO -> Repeat every weekend

Check if there’s a taco bet on Polymarket

Taco?

TACO SAID THE T WORD!!

taco trade gets less profitable each iteration

Canada tariffs Iran Taco Not looking good for my CVX calls.

1. Announce tariffs on a weekend 2. TACO on Tuesday

The TACO giveth, the TACO taketh away.

Whos ready for TACO TUESDAY!!!

I think Carney actually insulted him, given he can't sic DOJ on Canuck PM, odds of TACO much lower.

Buy the dip on Monday morning, he may Taco on Monday afternoon. He Taco getting sooner than I thought

Taco doing taco things again

Taco trade used to be a funny way to make money, now it’s just sad and pathetic because we know how it goes 🤡🥭

another taco for 🥭?

Rotating into international stocks 🥭 keeps doing this stupid taco trade and the market is stagnant if not slowly losing money. My international stocks are outperforming the us by a decent margin.

Canada tariffs means another TACO trade in the works.

Do I buy the first dump or the second one. What if it’s taco Thursday instead of Tuesday? How do you time this shit?

Wsb still focused on taco and his tarriff drama meanwhile BOJ and the MoF preparing for another yentervention and carry trade round 2.

Honestly if the markets react Monday to the Canada tarrif things, it just shows the big boys want in on that taco trade. And you should 100% buy the dip.

lol, wait till he suspends China trade talks for a taco moment for his boys That’s when the real fun will happen

Will taco, de-taco, re-taco and possibly enter a taco superposition before futes open

Its -50c where I live in Canada and now we gotta deal with this donny cheeto piece of shit tariffs. Imma make an orange snowman and beat the shit out of it with a frozen taco.

The crazier the tariff, the quicker the taco

BREAKING: taco exists thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

Yea i didn’t capitalize on the last taco this one i will have eyes balls glued to the screen

Sorry but your calls will be decimated on monday. But then resurrected on taco Tuesday

This tariff threat just another TACO. This time the market will simply ignore it, I suppose

Oh man if no Taco comes by monday it's gonna be a bloody battle between my Canadian stocks and my gold and silver

Does anyone even care what he says anymore when you know it’s gonna taco the next day? Like it’s just exhausting and at some point the market ain’t gonna give a fuck and just carry on as usual

Wait till TACO finds out how many US Critical Mineral companies dual list on TSX and for whom in many cases its the greater liquidity market.

Taco trade is so last season, it's all about enchilada trade now

Taco me crazy. Puts on TSX and then bigly calls for tendies 💰

Tomorrow mangos gonna taco on these potential tariffs and somehow we will still go up 2%

Threat = Fear = Dip → Taco = Rebound and let the profits roll in!

Taco is such a great term because it allows people to lean into talking shit while they are unknowingly acknowledging strategy.

Bears get confused at the ‘dip’ part and fail to recognise the repeating taco pattern

My Trump formula has turned the unpredictability into an edge: Threat = Fear = Dip → Taco = Rebound. This has been an amazing money making ride!

Im actually surprised this taco didnt take us to ath. I seriously thought we would be above 7k by now.

BREAKING: 🥭 sets tariffs on taco trade, collapse of the universe is immediate