TACO

Taco trade’s edge is evaporating.

If you see one cockroach, it means you’re dining at Taco Bell.

Bears never learn their lesson. Bers need -20% black swan Taco dead day to make 44% on their 300%IV puts. Bulls need .5% to make 300% EDIT: This was downvoted -5 times until now.

Gyma taco tomorrow spy +5%

Shit I took a mini position of Pfizer $25 calls expo tomorrow… They were cheap as fuck and volume huge and Taco was talking about IVF so I took it. Last time there was a health conference we saw big gains on Pharma so i guessed wrong.

Breaking News: NVDA enter into a $50B deal with Taco Bell.

I am glad I rebalanced my 401k from 100% stocks to 50% international, 30% low volatility stocks, rest in TIPS. I am out of US markets until taco is in charge. USD is devaluating rapidly ,inflation out of control, economy in turmoil, AI bubble, people using buy now pay later to buy food wtf.... Had a nice ride for the last 18 years and rode the full bull market and now time to preserve those retirement gains.

Dollar is turning into toilet paper. Boomers would be so pissed if their head wasn’t inside taco azz

Think about it tariffs are back, the government is closed, inflation is sticky, the job market is cooling, on top of that an orange taco is running the show. 1 word folks GLD

Wouldn’t a magic Ukraine-Russia deal announced tomorrow be the white swan we needed to send us to the moon after everyone here got Fk’d by Taco’s surprise announcement and is currently FOMO’d on GLD.

Market dumped because Taco talked about baby making.

Dummy Taco just speed ran debt crisis

The irony is Trump could taco out and China could say they don't give a shit that he's giving in lol. Chinese rocks being withheld would destroy our capex based data center growth. See ya build the domestic rock companies BEFORE you piss off our sole provider of shiny rocks, not AFTER. Gld ty

Could use a good TACO right about now.

So MAG7 will post earning around near end of this month. At the same time November 1 is deadline for TACO's tariffs. I bet the market will keep going down until near that date and MAG7 beat earning and no more tariffs and we'll be back to ATH and then new ATH. In the meantime I'll go cash for a bit. Edit: FOMC Meeting is at 28-29 October too. In other words every big thing is near the end of October.

GIVE ME A TACO PREFERABLY PINK 🗿

Hamas got taco'd

Taco taca taque tacx

If taco pumps the market, i will make alot of money, i will be more attractive to women, i can make more babies

Taco delaying speech until all his homies load up on calls before market closes

Tariff man comes out of his den and sees his shadow it means 6 more weeks of TACO

Trump would not make it worse after 1% down. Clearly he will make calls print … TACO he doesnt want market to crash… we will be fine. tmr S&P up 2-3%

TACO is such a narc that he probably just wants to boost as many viewers as possible. he thrives on attention

What is wrong with the market today? Does the market still not understand whatever 🥭 said today, he will TACO before the market open again tomorrow?

Taco stroking his massive ego making the whole country wait for him.

Taco watch

We have the white house tweeting fucking spongebob memes. Please please just TACO already so we can buy the 650 spy

wtf is this fuckin shit; can we keeep the fuckin gainz for 3 days straight ... taco needs to shut his trap for few days let us simple folks enjoy some green

Need taco to tweet out the First Ladies juggs

Imagine being a bear right now as though we aren't a Taco tweet away from +1% on SPY

QQQ 610 EOD once Taco Trump announcement comes out

Taco hurry up and say you’ve had a great conversation with your friend Putin

BREAKING: TACO HASNT SAID ANYTHING ALL DAY

"taco"

With the market this scared. Good lord TACO dont say anything stupid...

I got to say that options trading is not good for me. I constantly have a headache. And i am never fully asleep cuz my brain is waiting for TACO to post something. I should go back to something healthier, like coccain

Taco needs big announcement to distract from Epstein files, which will show that Taco wasn’t just a client but a business partner. Yikes!

Random dumps... Massive spikes on puts... Insiders shorting corn... I've seen this movie before. We dump at the speech with hawkish tone toward China. Taco over the weekend.

Taco talking agenda today - domination over KGB agent man discussion - brief intermission- YMCA theme - windmills

Buying gld calls is much safer than spx calls. Taco trying to destroy usd. J pow gonna start the printer.

Taco gonna come out with some bullshit that Putin is on his side to pump the market for baron to short it.

Taco said 500% tariffs and you bought?

Imagine how pissed TACO friends are. He told them he would make the market dump but regards buy all the dips lol

Can we have one more TACO today or is it only for Tuesday?

Why make $30k profit on goog calls if I can just panic at taco’s tweet and sell them for a loss

jpow and taco on the same narrative, "please don't pop this bubble, ... keep buying.. plz.. ty for attention"

Do people think TACO will take an equity stake in USAR?

Please dont Taco my Portfolio mango

No apparently unmotivated dump? No insider moves? TACO is going to be quiet.

No responses from Gyna , Taco will be vague