TACO

No TACO today means we definitely doing a ground invasion this weekend. Get your PUTS ready.

Generally buying puts on a Friday afternoon hasn't worked all year (Trust me bro). But if Iran blows up some shit on the weekend, I feel like Monday might be the day. Anyways .. loading puts, taco doesn't seem to work anymore, Iran and Israel sending the missiles. We all know US just buying time before boots on the ground.

The TACO trade is dead. Last night's bleat was the death knell.

Well boys this weekend’s gonna be fucking crazy. We either get the biggest no-vertebrae taco of all time or we get boots on the ground and likely get some FPV drone footage of Iranians blowing up 21 year-old dudes from Nebraska.

SPY 690 - SPY 700 soon! SPY 680 - Buy the dip! SPY 670 - This is the dip! SPY 680 - See? I told you! Next stop, SPY 700! SPY 670 - Dip! Dip! SPY 660 - Lol haha nice dip SPY 650 - Christ. Ok, Taco can't make it worse than *this* SPY 640 - Ok it's all priced i- SPY 630 - \[YOU ARE HERE\] SPY 600 - SPY 550 - SPY 500 - SPY 400 -

Mangooooo 🥭 The straight was open, you decided to pick a fight with a bunch of sheep herder’s and now your gunna lose 🤡  Somebody give him a peace prize ffs 🤦‍♂️  Or a medal 🥇  Can’t even taco out of it 😭

Things are fucked off and TACO aint working anymore, we all know that. But, would you really hold your 10x leveraged oil position over the weekend? Yeah, gambling is a helluva drug

Israel says another 4 weeks in Iran lmao. These guys keep fucking up Trump's attempt to taco which is hilarious

Today is like April 2025 dip for Tech stocks. People were not buying then and people are not buying now! Same story every every major pullback! 😂 *^((TACO tweet could come as early as Monday before market open or at the most another week)**)*

TACO TACO BURRITO BURRITO

Anyone else surprised it took 4-weeks for the TACO to lose it's power?

I think we are witnessing the first failed Taco.

Bloomberg talking about the taco 🌮 😂 You just know that shit is gunna get under his skin 😂

Bulls acting like bears are immoral not knowing the lower it goes the higher the chance of TACO

I had a taco bowl to assert dominance over the taco trade losing power 🐻

TACO is losing its flavor it seems

Taco deal 1 hour after close, everything pumps 10% during the weekend when retail can't buy

marketmanipulation-plan.txt - 4pm today some sort of new threat to blow something up. Saturday, more threats. Sunday night taco. re-open next friday.

Insiders are buying futures to position before the Taco? Or what is going on? News??

I'm absolutely white knuckling these SPY calls TACO better TAC the fuck O bigly next week

Taco lying again to pump some green candles?

Back down it goes TACO got no bag

Every desperate TACO manipulation has been weaker and weaker and weaker this week

Must be a taco party somewhere

USO dumped on that one candle where SPY went up - Insider TACO T-Minus 15 minutes

Taco Friday?

Who can track when Baron buy S&P500 and oil futures? 🥭 will TACO any moment from now.

I’m a retard for buying spy Monday/Tuesday calls on the dip today. Maybe we will taco Monday at open

Maybe he should do a kebab instead of taco. Seems like investors don’t like TACO anymore

Fellas, I ordered a fat, juicy taco, but all I got was an empty tortilla 😔

Art of the deal. And the deal is he takes all of your money while you spam “WHERE IS THE TWEET OMG TACO OMG” until market close.

The funny thing is that this drop is the same size we had last year, BEFORE Liberation Day even happened. So if history repeats itself, I guess the market is anticipating some longer form conflict that's bad but recoverable, even maybe a few boots on the ground, only for Trump to go way overboard. This time though you can't TACO by changing tariff percentages on a spreadsheet.

Ppl expecting TACO to work this is not like tariffs where he can go back and the market believes it you can’t open the straight with taco u still need IRAN approval

I’m going to buy calls because I feels like we’re going to have a TACO weekend I look forward to posting my loss porn on Monday for you degens to enjoy

Looks like the taco fell apart while eating

I think he lets the markets correct based on the truth now. Next pump will be when he actually ends the war. It will be a crazy pump but only when he gets to TACO. Yesterday’s tweet showed him his words can’t move the market in the peak of war. Words aren’t gonna change American troops on the ground

there will be last ditch effort to taco again today this will be a beyond meat taco it is your duty as a ber to fade this immediately

Mango can’t TACO anymore. Someone needs to give their boyfriend as a gift to the ayatollah so I can make my money back.

Plot twist: TACO wants $200B for Iran war was to pay Iran to stop the war.

How tf is the US getting out of this? He already tried to taco and Iran just won't let him LMAO

All the bagholders don’t need to apply for jobs at Wendy’s, taco will draft you.

Trump trying to TACO it.

Taco did this to me

mango can't really truly just taco anymore. It's not up to him.

Looking forward to taco Monday

I just know Trump is cooking up the most devious TACO that will change absolutely nothing

Only 8% off all time highs, still a ways to go if we don't get a proper TACO soon. Puts are fun but honestly it's getting to the point I want to focus on buying spy, it's too cheap at this point kek thanks 🥭

1000% taco going to try to pump AH Monday morning and it is going to fail.

If Trump won’t TACO, the stock market vigilante's will.

Calls EOD Trump will try to TACO it harder than ever over the weekend.