TACO

Taco did this to me

mango can't really truly just taco anymore. It's not up to him.

Looking forward to taco Monday

I just know Trump is cooking up the most devious TACO that will change absolutely nothing

Only 8% off all time highs, still a ways to go if we don't get a proper TACO soon. Puts are fun but honestly it's getting to the point I want to focus on buying spy, it's too cheap at this point kek thanks 🥭

1000% taco going to try to pump AH Monday morning and it is going to fail.

If Trump won’t TACO, the stock market vigilante's will.

Calls EOD Trump will try to TACO it harder than ever over the weekend.

SPY going below $600 is inevitable  Biggest economic crisis of our lives loading unless TACO actually gives Iran reparations 

Gonna see the rare triple taco at this rate

can’t taco your way out of this one. We may actually be “fucked” territory

At 8:10am the US 30-year touched 4.9990 TACO usually walks things back around 4.8-ish... there's going to be some tremendous deals announced real soon right? ... so... calls?

🥭 uses taco 🌮 🥭 Hurt itself in the confusion

Cheetolini's TACO tweet late yesterday didn't work. Prepare your anuses, because very rich people now know whatever he says won't work anymore.

TREASURY YIELDS UP NEAR DANGER ZONE --- TACO TWEET INCOMING

softshell taco is the only thing we've been getting.

Yup.. mostly cash going into the weekend but I'll get a few calls for the taco attempt over the weekend

don't even joke about that. If the TACO can't save us from buffoon decisions then we are heading for the Great Depression 2

Taco is ur daddy

TACO Supreme save us

Its more like 100 republicans that didnt remove him when its their job to. In another earlier time he would have been impeached forever in first term but the right wing went psycho and the taco supreme court too.

if they do the same taco playbook in 5 minutes, i'll discombobulate myself

TACO just needs to say a deal has been made and that he is pausing all military actions and we will be +5% later he can take it back for so his buddies can profit

A taco isn’t enough. We’ll need a whole enchilada to get out of this.

There is no way to taco 🌮

Ok how the fuck do we taco out of this war? My port is not happy my orange man!

The TACO might have to happen during market hours today

PSA: check the date on that tweet before placing any taco trades

There isn't, even if they pull all troops and ships out of the middle east, Iran will never let US-Israel sail through Hormuz and at this point, probably the red sea ever again. No shipping company will risk it after being swindled with fake insurance and navy protection promises. Iran and now the rest of the world are literally debunking his claims in realtime, so the Taco trade is kaput. Petrodollar is staring down a 12-gauge, GCC and mohammen bin-salman being put in their place, and israel has been silent for days. GG.

Nice TACO you got there bulls

Guys there is no TACO If anything, he is in on the sell off 

No one buys taco bs?

MF will try to taco today too President Trump Speaks to Farmers at the White House Watch LIVE at 12:30 PM EDT March 27, 2026 on C-SPAN.org

Is there a prediction market for when taco hits Iran's nuclear facility "on accident" and this turns into a cleanup operation?

taco gonna send bombs to where no kinds protest are happeinng - FOX NEWS

This isn’t like the tariffs where he could just tweet “I’m pausing it for a month”. These morons kicked up a hornets nest in the Middle East with no clear objectives or off-ramp. He can’t just TACO out of this.

Everyone is expecting another taco tweet pump.

pre-TACO Tariffs moved the market from 600 -> 500. 700 -> 600 seems in the cards unless the admin finds the miracle card in the deck.

The TACO didn't do shit. # SAD

the 5-year is something to behold with this war DJ has basically doubled-up on his tariff thing but with oil prices. AND there's no TACO option here. I don't know why it took me 3+ weeks to figure out I had to move to cash, but so far, so bad, so to speak.

#taco just gave iran THE bigggest TOLL BOAT BOOTH they have ever seen!" 2 MILLION DOLLARS IN YUANs per BOAT

Vix pushing 30 and TLT at 85.66, yeah, there's a TACO coming but last night's appetizer TACO has me a bit worried. What if the boy cries TACO too many times and it doesn't work? Do we drill and force a for realsies withdrawal from the middle east by Monday morning?

Hola, soy TACO. Can you say financial ruin?

New plague called the Orange Taco to be released from Venezuela to combat oil prices

OK, so as I understand it the spot prices on Brent crude are way higher than the futures. You can see this in the difference between the /BZ May and June contracts this morning. So my theory is that /BZK26 is going to rocket more this morning because all the people who shorted it because they were sure of a TACO -- or all the governments that tried to manipulate the futures prices -- have to cover their positions before delivery. So there needs to be a rapid arbitrage between spot and contract that comes due soon. Or am I misunderstanding?

20Y back above 5%. Feels like Bessent is going to have a compete panic attack and force new taco soon.

The orange one has really done it this time. No amount of taco or fake tweets can get out of this.

🥭 doesn't control it anymore. He can't TACO out this war.

TACO has always been “everything he says is bullshit that will get walked back” it was never about believing him lmao

You cant even get anything from Taco Bell for $1.00 anymore. Even the cheese roll up is $1.29