TACO

How TF y'all losing money on options in this market? It's really easy. Something bad happens for Trump (like not getting the Nobel he wants), buy puts because he's gonna have a tantrum and says dumb shit. Then get calls because TACO's gonna TACO. Rinse and repeat. Basically, the market is incredibly predictable right now as long as you recognize the most powerful person in the world is an easily butthurt simpleton.

alert this a taco trade

The taco will be legendary

You thought it’s V time but Taco hasn’t said anything verbally yet. China are all sleeping now

Um… you guys clearly forgot about TACO

After the 3-day weekend, he'll be encouraged to walk back the threat, and we'll have chicken taco supreme Tuesday. 🐔🌮

If april taught me something. It's that TACO TACOS!

Taco will post in a few hours what great relationship he has with Chine

The **Big** move lower needed time to digest the losses. Sometimes that means there will be a bounce and sometimes it means SPY will just compress. A compression is more bearish because it is a sign that the selling pressure is so heavy that the market **can't** bounce. Just be careful folks. And Taco speaking at 3pm & 5pm. It can't get worse right?

Load up for TACO Tuesday.

missed the initial taco man news. forgot about BABA bid-ask spread because im a SPY degen. thought i would make $64 on an ultra-quick scalp - only made $8 fml

fake dip, buy buy buy also great point of entry into UUUU. right now, it's given up all its gains from the taco tweet

SURELY HE DOESNT TACO AGAIN

When is mid terms? I'd like to lock in my vote after what this Taco did to my port today

Trump strikes again! How long before a TACO? Guessing he'll let the correction go for a week or two so all his buddies with big short positions can get rich.

#To TACO, or not to TACO. That is the question. #Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous losses or take arms against a sea of tariffs.

This isn't even taco it's just stupid posturing. The rare earth restriction policies don't even go into effect until specifically after the apec meeting to give room for negotiations. Ofc big Don needs to do it all in the dumbest and loudest way possible though lmao

What’s funny is there’s no actual real info provided by 🥭 What exactly does “massive” mean? What’s the actual numbers ? And when does he propose these tariffs will come into effect? And the thing is, even if he did provide them there’s the whole question of will he TACO and the supreme court ruling if all of this is even legal lmaoo

China doesn't like it when their dirty laundry is aired in public. They're gonna be pissed that TACO put them on blast.

Taco!!!!!!!

TACO was just getting lonely not saying the word tariffs for a couple months, it’ll blow over by Monday

This isn’t a TACO situation, China is hoarding rare earths which directly threatens the AI bull run, and tariff man is responding to that the only way he knows how

I HAVE NO IDEA IF THE MARKET ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS DUMB ORANGE FUCK AGAIN OR IT'S TACO TIME.

Selling everything if taco truth is right good luck making ai chip without lead, magnesium or cadmium

Hey Taco, these poor fks out here posting gain porn and making profits. Threatening to retire from the plantation. Taco: "I'll handle it!"

# don't forget Rule # 1: TACO

TACO threatening the new world superpower because he didn’t win a prize for peace? Makes Sense

When every segment on every channel debates the AI bubble, and every website/paper has an article about the AI bubble, and "bull market is long in the tooth...," we're going to get big snaps on any bad news. Makes for good put gambling, but I don't see news like this turning into a 10%+ drawdown. TACO might tweet four more things by Monday.

Guys. Never forget why is called TACO

TACO needed an out of his covered calls 🤣

Taco is speaking after close. Prepare your anoos

So do I sell my Nov calls now that got fucked or wait for the taco? Also what’s everyone drinking about to hit the pub for lunch.

TACO trade time. 0dte SPX calls yolo

TACO was like: nah there is too much winning. Let me put a stop to this euphoria.

are we going back to Dump Friday Taco Tuesday? Those were some profitable weeks

Did Taco just rage quit trade negotiations because he didn’t get the Nobel?

Waiting for the weekend when taco posts 200% tariffs on chyna

Didn't the last 8 months taught you anything? Always TACO!

hold regards. classic taco move on a friday

Taco on Monday : Great call with president xi.

dont call it a V, its a U like a taco

I'm so glad we have this fucking baby as our supreme leader 🍼👶🏼 🇺🇸🫡 **T-MINUS 2 WEEKS UNTIL TACO**

TACO?

Guess everyone forgot about TACO huh

Obama won the Nobel prize and gave us the best 09-17 bull market ever. Taco just did the opposite...

Taco trade part 17

TACO. He gonna meet with Xi.

TACO Friday?

TACO V engaged.

# BREAKING NEWS: TACO CLARIFIES HIS EARLIER REMARKS ABOUT "MASSIVE" CHINA TARIFF PACKAGE # "MASSIVE LIKE MY DICK, WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS IS A MICRO PP"