TACO

TACO has always been “everything he says is bullshit that will get walked back” it was never about believing him lmao

You cant even get anything from Taco Bell for $1.00 anymore. Even the cheese roll up is $1.29

I got gas today for $1.00! (I ate Taco Bell)

TACO too will pass. In time once the grown ups are back in charge the market will recover and you will look at this interval as an opportunity to lower your cost basis in your 401k through DCA. That is, or it will completely tank and then we all fooked.

Holy fuck taco jinxed it yes. 600 here we go

Well he did extend the deadline by another 10 days, so that's basically a TACO. I mean we could backstab them again during negotiations and go in this weekend, but I kind of doubt it at the moment.

🥭 gave a rotten taco to bols

Because his taco pump tweet last night worked so well...

I saw a lot of taco in Wendy's dumpster

anyone positioned for a taco tweet?

If he tries to TACO again this morning, I’ll die laughing.

a kids taco menu wont cut it, we need a full blown family of 10 taco feast

Why is this guy intentionally crashing the market then try to TACO everytime.

There’s no way this is resolved by Monday. No TACO options left, only a major escalation. And that won’t resolve in a few days.

taco should just tweet "SELL button is illegal starting today", that would immediately pump the market, why he didn't think of that, is he stupid?

Ye agree, he can't even taco anymore trust is gone, man is cooked

buy puts cuz market is fuk but then taco tweets and market rips, "fuk your puts", so buy calls but then his tweets don't come or not move the market so keep buying puts but puts are gey so buy leaps but why buy now wen you can buy at 50% discount in 2weeks but inverse me so buy now but if you buy now then inverse yourself also and buy yesterday.. yeah buy puts

I guess TACO ain't working no more

No more taco, refried beans.

He will never put boots on the ground. He would have to launch a full-scale invasion because any smaller company sent would get massacred. And it would make him look horrible and incompetent. He threatens it but he will not do it. He will continue to taco and push the date down the line. Market does not understand this for some reason. This is a rare opportunity that the market is pricing something in that will not happen, and it is a chance to BUY THE DIP.

Guys I think our TACO looks kinda like it was left on the counter for 3 days before being served to us.

🥭 can TACO anytime if he is willing to sign that unconditional surrender treaty and concede defeat to iran. He won't because it's too humiliating for him.

but muh taco

PLEASE TACO PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

Mango needs to taco immediately

TACO calling for a stock market doubling during his presidency was peak euphoria. Truly was a top is in moment.

I might eat an actual taco today, since my port is fuk whether 🥭🌮’s or not.

TACO giveth and TACO taketh

Why so much gloom? You don’t think Trump can taco his way out of it?

the worst part about this is that i have ptsd from last year of TACO shit that i am afraid to hold puts for too long

They gave mango the taco elpis, but it cured his ability to taco

Damn bruh we are fucked, huh? The taco has nothing left in the tank

This war will last much longer than people think. There is no taco out of this without A. Cedeing to Iran's control of the straight which than B. Shows the world the U.S. is not the great power it once was.  We have dug ourselves in deep and unfortunately the only way out is to keep digging. We could end this today by obliterating the entire country including its civilians but alas, that is not an option.  So in order to fight this war it will take months. Unfortunate casualties, and GCC countries facing extreme hardship if iran follows through on energy/water bombing threats. A prolonged energy crises that hits globally, and unfortunately likely a global recession.  The market has not priced this in and you can see it everywhere, everyone is worried about not being long enough when trump "tacos" not realizing that is not an option. 

0dte calls and pray Taco blows wind up my ass

Regular TACO isn't working. Bring out TACO Supreme

I expect the escalation post when markets close today followed by a Monday Taco with next Friday being an invasion announcement...

🥭 used taco! It’s not very effective…

>[IRAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS: THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS CLOSED AND ANY TRANSIT THROUGH THE WATERWAY WILL FACE 'HARSH MEASURES' - IRANIAN MEDIA](https://x.com/DeItaone) >[IRAN'S IRGC: ALL SHIPPING “TO AND FROM PORTS OF ALLIES AND SUPPORTERS OF THE ISRAELI-AMERICAN ENEMIES” IS PROHIBITED THROUGH ANY CORRIDOR OR TO ANY DESTINATION - IRANIAN MEDIA](https://x.com/DeItaone) Yea TACO moves are gone so long as this war lasts. Calls at open on anything but brent/ oil/ natgas might be financial suicide today

This play would be called “death of a taco” and we’re all Biff LMAO

Okay...why are futures basically red and crypto basically weekly low 12 hours after a TACO.. Is it happening.

I felt a great disturbance in the Taco, as if millions of call holders suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

This guys Taco 🌮 smells like fish

Watch Mango give a speech later about how the troops are being sent there for protection only and he plans to end the war as soon as this weekend. That kind of TACO will pump the market up bers ass so hard

I’m so embarassed about the money I lost with the faith in taco.

Taco trade over

🥭 used TACO, it wasnt very effective

Bol the entire tweet gain is gone retard TACO can't save you now

Ain't no way these green futes gonna last from that weak TACO.

these regards thought killing Khamenei would trigger a regime change just because Israel told them and it worked in Venezuela lol they are beyond regarded and incompetent Short of a miracle he’s going to attack Kharg island and declare it a victory so he can TACO

TBF, we should be looking at where the market will be in 2030 and don't panic now per se. For the US, divided government 2029-30 doesn't sound all that great tho. I had phenomenal timing catching the April TACO, riding the SPY up from 530 to 680 last year. I was happy to take the last of my 401k to cash yesterday @ 655. I have no idea how this crisis is going to resolve itself but I am sure it's not going to work itself out on its own.