TACO

it's easier to double the stonk market if you crash it first \- taco

Corn 🌽 taco 🌮 apple 🍎 regard 🤡

Oh no. Gulf, Iraq and Ukraine wars vix peaked at 38, even tho the market went down more later. We are almost there. It's risky, specially with the whole taco thing.

TACO has expended his power to bullshit the markets. This time it stays high.

Taco taco taco

Taco, rally, down x4 this week. Bearish but silly to think it’s black Monday 

dumb like a fox this is the MOTHER OF ALL TACOS one big beautiful TACO to rule them all

Damn, I regret selling half my oil calls on friday because of Taco fears.

Trump has got to TACO at some point. No way he'll go to midterms with a bear market.

I'm honestly really curious what is even trump plan going forward, he tried to taco recently which shows he is at least worried about the market situation but I'm completely lost

Mango might want to TACO but Ayran won't let him

The problem is, what form is that taco going to take? His ego is too large to admit mistakes.

I'm thinking the harder and faster the market tanks > the quicker we TACO > the sooner things can start to around. Am I coping?

Down .6 and boots on the ground looming. Puts until Wednesday and then taco gonna taco for Jesus or whatever

I wouldn’t be stupid enough to be cocky already looking at past Sunday’s and also knowing a taco could happen at any second

Better start praying for the taco of all tacos then. Your calls are about to be gaped if futes don't change 🤡

How do you taco a war

Hm I expected worse. Taco incoming.

BREAKING: TACO SUNDAY CONFIRMED

Congratulations Taco mo”fer and those who voted for this POS 😡

Alright Taco time to say some wild shit.

Get a gas station taco while you’re at it

Incoming taco

**~~Bers~~** **taco is fuk LMAO**

12:30 AM in Iran rn still time for a ground invasion while it’s still dark don’t taco now

I don’t have any positions over the weekend cuz taco manipulation is to easy but spy please pump at open so i can but puts

Khondab heavy water production facility no longer fit for use after attack Taco aint tacoing this

What if everyone was conditioned to expect a TACO and oil decreases over weekends? But this time they’ll announce the ground invasion during pre market tomorrow 🤔

The yields going crazy was the thing that made mango taco during liberation day. But he's not going to be able to taco his way out of this mess...

Please TACO

" Wall Street eyes signs of TACO amid Iran war" Real Yahoo news headline just popped up LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bondi needs a wrecked choco taco

Full port USO calls. We’ll get a TACO so fast

Bonds need to get wrecked for full taco

TACO Tuesday will arrive early this week

do you think taco will let "SP500 in correction territory" headline come out tomorrow?

17 million oil short order just hit. Two possible scenarios: \-1. Some fund is shorting oil, thinking they won't be short squeezed despite supply shortage and demand inelasticity \-2. TACO event is imminent, this is not a drill

Bols thought they were getting a street TACO and got a WW3 appetizer instead

One of these days hes gonna taco and bers will scream market manipulation

As someone who is following Ukraine war since 2022, I can say that if US resorts to ground operation in Iran, it will be a bloodbath for armored columns. FPV's will rule the war. US drone production is a joke. Army is never prepared for drone warfare. If TACO goes for ground operation there will be no exit strategy, be prepared for literal collapse of stock market in that scenario.

Y'all remember when we used to use Taco as a euphemism for pussy? ....we still do, technically

Oil is at resistance point. I expect a taco tomm for some relief for stocks and oil before next leg up or down

When taco

The biggest problem right now: 1. Iran War 2. High Inflation 3. Rate hike instead of cuts 4. Japan may do more rate hike soon. So Carry Trade is back 5. TACO is still the presiden

Fellas here speculating about a taco, but if 🥭 pulls out, Iran will forever cut off the US and its allies from clean beautiful Iranian oil. Eternal toll booth. Either way its fucked Atleast Tariffs were less material. Peoples lives are at risk

Exiting a war he started and letting Israel fend for themselves might be TACOs greatest TACO if he pulls it off.

Trump can’t use the traditional Taco in this situation. So now we are in the era of the synthetic Taco. A random Trump tweet that is completely false may cause the market to rally for a few hours or a day on fake hope, but it will return to the existing downtrend very quickly. And even still with every synthetic Taco future ones are less potent.

wen taco bombing Cuba for distraction

I’m 100% sure its ground invasion next. There’s nothing to taco at this point. 🥭 already shamelessly declared they are in talks etc (which is an off-ramp for the iranians). But they are not having it. Its either 1. ground invasion, 2. 🥭 signing some sort of shameful reparation dictated by the iranians, or 3. withdrawing and abandoning the whole middle east, signaling to the arabs (& the whole world) US is useless as an ally. All security guarantees is fugazi.

Alright it's time for taco now. Just blame Israel and say you did your best. Also blame the opposition somehow. It's that easy