TACO

you thought he couldnt taco but he can. the ultimate taco

Let’s think critically for a second… if we just leave Iran, they will continue closing the straight unless you pay a toll… option 1) toll is paid and it causes the price of oil to stay elevated and option 2) Iran says fuck it strait still closed even though you left Both cases mean higher oil for longer. Which is bad for the economy. There is no taco that solves this problem you retards

It’s like we ordered a taco and someone dropped it in the parking lot on the way to the car. Now we’re still hungry and there’s a fucking mess on the ground and the dipshit who dropped it is pointing at it saying, “I don’t have to clean that up.”

Looking for another pumpy-dumpy taco tuesday 🥳

Taco Tuesday?

Just because it’s Tuesday doesn’t mean you’re all entitled to a TACO.

news conference 30 minutes before open and no god candle means - no taco. Stocks will continue to drop in their scheduled manner. (meaning 10% per day)

Taco. He's got nowhere to go. Keeping an eye on oil. Staying in UVIX. not financial advice

Is it already Taco Tuesday again 

Taco taco taco

TACO supreme did jackshit lmao

I think this is the real taco, press conference at 8am eastern time with hegsth and cane I suspect they do a mission accomplished we are the best and are done. Markets will like. Reality will be in Irans response and cause the market to continue down after a couple days when oil doesn’t start to flow again

Full port puts here, dudes got way too much ego for this to be a real taco

Bear market is officially at 560. So TACO will go full TACO mode at 580

if super taco happens iran will keep collecting fees on hormuz, aka will make a lot of money and get a better grasp on neighbouring countries. Eventually things will get even worse for israel

Oil already back to what it was before TACO headline last night Pack it up bols

I think people quickly realized that him maybe TACOing means literally nothing has changed, everyone knows he's been trying to but if he does without a negotiated settlement that is one of two terrible outcomes, the other being that he doesn't TACO and puts boots on the ground. What people are actually hoping for is some imaginary diplomatic solution that unfuckulates the situation.

Taco has the chance to do the stupidest thing on April Fools

that green candle isn't the market reacting to 🥭, its shorts covering. remember, the last time 🥭 attempt to TACO the markets barely reacted.

Trump gonna taco!!! Beware

Can't tell if TACO or not. Because we did move troops to the area. Unless it was a bluff.

He doesn't want to make opening the strait a priority because he has to TACO out before Congress shuts this down.

operation epic fury conference and he will say they made a deal & are leaving. 8 am est is premarket, no way he would announce it during market hours, he plannes to taco today and announced it during AH so his buddies longs stay up more & market doesnt dip more. Also today last day of quarter, this will make everyone buy

Nikkei started at -0.25 after taco announcement. Now it’s at -1.25%. Will be red tomorrow

Green by open, Green by close it’s TACO Tuesday

Taco Tuesday.

It's TACO Tuesday tomorrow

All this taco talk is making me hungry. Going for some carnitas tacos tomorrow

If boots 🥾 are not on the ground by Thursday evening, it’s TACO essentially. Gonna open straddles

Down we go. Taco effect didnt last 3 hrs lol

The boomer news is even calling him taco now lol

TACO doing everything to up the market, just short it more.

It takes two to Taco 🌮

Stupid taco I gotta be up in 7hrs 🧐

TACO pump already fading 😥

Oil prices crawling up again. TACO is wearing off faster each time

by this pace he has to come up with a new taco by open or bols r fuk

This taco candle will disappear real quick lol

Dead cat bounce / short squeeze / fake taco. I’d take anything. Please just go up.

🥭 really can taco anything LMAO

If anyone believes the GCC will allow Mango to TACO....

Every single fake taco for the last 4 weeks I’ve been like “oh it’s obviously a fake taco” while secretly thinking this time it might be real. And it’s never real. take from that what u will

Is this the Guinness Book of World Records sized TACO that the bulls were waiting for?

I only have bull positions rn but what makes bol think this taco is the real one. Haven’t we fallen for it 9000 times already

TACO or relief rally?

even non-mexican know this is fake Taco

🥭 will just keep saying we destroyed Iran's military and won decisively while they still hold the strait and continue bombing all the neighbors and we will just taco on out of there

Did he order dick asada tacos for taco Tuesday?

Green premarket, dump at open, the 🥭 playbook from last year hasn't changed by a bit, but it's much harder to fully TACO this time.

joke's on you if you think Israel is going to let him taco