TACO

Sources say Allah came to Donny in a vision and told him to taco

The thing is, TACO doesn't even matter. He doesn't decide whether the war goes on or not. Israel and Iran do. And at this point their ceasefire didn't even last 10 minutes. Iran keeps shooting and Israel shoots back. Some people made crazy money tonight and that's all.

It really was Taco Tuesday. The jokes write themselves

I was going to buy calls because I knew it was TACO Tuesday but I pussied out. Such is life 

They should rename it to the Strait of Taco

The "A" in TACO is always. Not sometimes. Not occasionally. Always.

In hindsight calls based on TACO were obvious

Ahahaha I have USO calls and spy/qqq puts. Taco Tuesday, go fuck yourself. In another universe, inverse me is a rich millionaire

Iran charging ships to cross the straight of Hormuz. Taco man bent over

Fuck Taco fuck

Fk my puts. Taco Tuesday got me

TACO Tuesday 🌮😘

Think we live with Iran as we lived with Tariffs for like a year now Except, we’ll probably have higher oil prices for the next 2-3 years so we can rebuild infrastructure Anyways, don’t know if there’s enough velocity for AI buildout to continue or private credit to grow So I truly don’t know where we are in this TACO chart

TACO 🌮 is so last year. This is FALAFEL 🧆 Flinches And Leaves After First Economic Loss

Is this the greatest TACO of all time?

Most embarrassing surrender in history by taco lmao

its a shit deal even taco isnt talking about the 10 things he agreed to lmao

Was up $8K at midday. Now down $4K afterhours. $12K swing. TACO Tuesday always costs something.

Lmao, there’s no Way this ceasefire is real right? There’s no way we bombed Iran and went through all of this bullshit for 🥭 to achieve none of His stated goals while iran gets most of theirs? No fucking way, he’s gonna taco the taco 100%

Open the fuckin casino you crazy bastards or see you in hell. Praise be to Allah! On second thought, taco.

Trump knows CPI will be bad so he taco now to prop up the market for a Friday dump.

Dubai has some cheap ass luxury hotels rn. As long as TACO doesn’t TACO on his TACO

lmao iran is just going to ignore mango's taco and mango can't do anything about it

🥭- “Listen Barron, load up on calls today after I tweet a nuke threat to the world, it’s taco Tuesday”

I got promoted today. But also I just lost the entire promotion worth of money today from TACO. Not sure if I should be happy or sad. I really thought mango has gone full retard and was going for nuke. But looks like the nuke talk maybe a bot steering retail sentiment as a prep for taco.

thank you for another episode of taco tuesday, see you next week! (oil fut sell right at close too, but it's climbing again, did Israel break the ceasefire mins after as always)

Saying your going to end a civilization then pulling the biggest TACO in history needs to be studied

Markets started going up 1 hr before close Insiders already knew that taco would happen

Anyone who didn’t take advantage of the most obvious TACO trade yet should just pack it up and invest their money in legos

Who could've predicted taco Tuesday?

Bears be acting as if they didn't want him to TACO

TACO FUCKING TUESDAY YOU GOD DAMN 🦍

🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮 TACO TUESDAY BOIS!!!!! 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

I slept horribly last night with the impending obliteration of Iran and more importantly, my port but with TACO TUESDAY alive and well it’s time for a fiesta muchachos arribba arribba and whatnot ya dig

Oh Taco Taco!

Odds of TACO: 65% Odds of nuclear war: 0.00000001% # Bers be like "he tacoed 3 times in a row now. there's no way he does it again" LMAO 👌

They want all sanctions gone, a nuclear program, tolling, a end to the US military presence in the middle east, war reparations. Taco will probably give it all to them lol. Peace in the middle east.

What kills me is everyone, including him, is well aware of the term "taco" When that reporter said it straight to his face, you know that ruined him

I honestly did not think he would TACO, but he TACO'ed hard.

welp, on to the next TACO trade. GG

*TACO complete. We now return to our regularly scheduled fuckery.*

So back to where we were when this started but now there's mines in Hormuz and we have to pay reparations. That's a double-decker taco

🎶TACO TACO MAN I WANT TO BE A TACO MAN🎶

> WILL TACO HAVE TACOS ON TACO TUESDAY "no" \- bers, with single digit IQ

Taco is a pussy 😂

Taco Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!

And just like that, its Taco Tuesday once more This fuckass admin 🙄

Mark my damn words for the next 2.5 years left of this guys term I am full porting calls on every taco scenario he pulls again

Taco Tuesday so obvious, we’ve been calling him Taco for the better part of a year lmao