TACO

It’s Taco time!!!

Is there a way we can gamble on when 🥭 is going to TACO ?

Please Taco ,also announce tarriffs on China to give us a bigger dip 🙏. Throw in Mexico too for good measure .

Now we have to deal with potential 100% tariffs on Canada. Volatility likely before a TACO

No more TACO pump and dump this time. Next time we just PUMP

Ah yes thank you for the new dump 🥭! I can´t wait for the next TACO!

In hindsight, it was just insider trading before another taco tariff threat

Taco again..

the issue is you won't be able to see it coming tho, if you got a good entry you are fine what if, for example, everyone just hedged this weekend with GLD cuz they thought taco will strike Iran and then nothing happens so everyone just dumps back GLD on Monday?

I don't know if we are at the euphoria stage again, recent taco probably fueled the rally even more, and I guess it was kinda justified. however, gld went up about 30% in the first 8months of last year, it's now up 40% since September, overall 80% 1y but it's currently +15% ytd, it's kinda crazy honestly

No words about Iran attacks. I guess bear are fuk now. If TACO don't attack Iran soon then he wouldn't have enough time to fix it before the market open again.

Believe it or not the TACO trade is all about covered calls.

All this talk about 🥭TACOing on Iran is making me sad. He can’t TACO until he fuck some shit up.

ratarteded taco told iran people help is coming only to TACO and let them all get killed. fuken dummmbraz.

Irans Taco Bell must taste good

🥭, Please don't Taco on Iran.

The 2026 Iran Taco crisis

I’m locked and loaded for the Iran Taco trade

The market needs to get its act together, it’s the only one that can force Congress to act. This BS they spread on TV about “oh he’s just gonna taco, there’s nothing to worry about, buy the dip.” That kind of shit only works so many times. How many times will the market let him get away with destroying every alliance the USA has worked to build? The dollar is literally a social construct - “backed by the full faith and credit of the United States Government”. He’s only 1 or 2 crises away from ending the Pax Americana, and every dollar you worked for being devalued to being worthless.

He will taco for some deal he already had.

So depending on who Taco elects as the next Fed chair… stocks green all day?

He wouldn't cut rate next week and I think the market already priced-in that. I think the market priced-in 2 more rate cuts this year, so if he only want 1 rate cut then the market probably dump a little but then pump again because people know that the next Fed that replaces J.Powell will do as TACO say. Either way TACO will do anything in his power tl pump the stock market.

most likely line of events leading up to Iran invasion \> CNBC reports about TACO trade (pisses of 🥭) (T-48 Hours) \> 🥭 pissed, orders DOD to prepare for invasion of Iran (T-24 Hours) \> CENTCOM visits old archives, finds an suitable OPPLAN (T-12 Hours) \> First Airstrikes get ordered (T-6 Hours) \> First Landing happens (T-2 Hours) \> Russia and China intervene, deploying expeditionary forces (T-1 Hour) \> First Nukes hit Washington D.C. and NORAD goes wild, first Nukes hit Moscow (T-30 minute) \> Puts print (T-20 Minutes) \> WSB regard full ports calls in Bunker (T-10 Minutes) \> Big multi circuit breaker "fuck you" lost century dump in US markets

Just ate Taco Bell. It's good

TACO block Cuban oil now lol

What? Is TACO not fun anymore Mr. Market?

TACO in chief is going up against an even weaker leader. Iran will fold or just die in air strikes. Buy any dip that results from Iran

Taco is buying netflix

Who’s buying calls for JPM next week? We all know orange TACO all the fucking time

Consumer sentiment higher, TACO, stocks red. Rigged as fucked

Back to ath we go. Next month new high and repeat over and over. Has there even been a big red month since taco day? We been fully erect ever since and will continue to climb in 26

thank god.. i convinced myself to sell my SPY puts (went from -33% -> +10%) on Tuesday... I knew Trump was gonna taco

I think most of my INTC covered calls will expire worthless because of this. I'd like it if taco could keep his maw shut for the day about Intel just in case.

Taco is ‘eyeing regime change in Cuba by end of this year’. What’s the play here?

Melt up today. TACO and BTD

What's the next 🥭 rotation cycle? We did another global war and another TACO iteration, rare erfs are cool again, maybe weed stocks are up next?

beg taco to force other semi to give them money

You can try but I'm not gonna jump back in while TACO may do something stupid this weekend lol. Maybe I'll jump back in next week if nothing crazy happens this weekend. Oil is up alot today so I better watch out.

HOOD follow Bitcoin like a bitch and Bitcoin is now like a bitch compared to Silver. I dont think Bitcoin will pump until TACO take control over Fed to turn on the money printer.

I need another pump and dump, can we announce we nuking Paris or something and then taco when they give us a free croissant and rename french fries to freedom fries?

My calls are entirely dependent on orange man posting more TACO on truth social it seems

We already had a taco yesterday sir, you cannot have too many mexicans in a row, it'll upset your digestion. Sunday.

When more TACO?

yes I know, I bought calls after he asked for the CEO to be fired, I thought he would taco and he ended up buying part of the company, let's go communism LMAO

Oil up alot today. Maybe expected TACO attack Iran....

DT spinning the wheel of rugpull the outcome deciding the next catastrophic tweet before TACO

Favorite day of the week: FISH friday. Time for taco to tweet something and drop the market at around market close today. don't worry all the insiders will buy puts to time it out perfectly He will then reverse on monday. My bet is it'll be Iran or Mn

🥭 about to make empty threat against Canada on Saturday night and taco on Wednesday .

Why is everyone bitching futures green so market green tomorrow. Trump taco, we good till powell fucks everyone Wednesday