TACO

The taco tweets aren’t fixing things anymore

When taco tweet

It’s market close now so won’t be surprised if he does something, just in time for Monday morning TACO

we're not getting an AH taco tweet are we?

This Taco infected with e coli everyone diarrhea next week 🤢🤮

trump big mad his taco had no effect. will pump for next week

What happens when taco posts no longer move market

Bought some 634 3/30 calls for the Taco lottery 😛 time to sit back and wait for the fully loaded taco 🤤

Taco post

alright pick your bet: taco post or kharg invasion?

Fully loaded taco incoming

Taco Supreme

Now that market is closed, prepare for the taco of all time

Bulls got the TACO they wanted and we sprinted down 1.6% LMAO

Well going to hold my puts, we’ll see how it goes taco tacoing Sunday night Monday morning

That short lived V was just bulls trying to scrape for any morsel they can in the hopes of an AH Taco tweet

lol this is just retards betting on a taco. how stupid can u be

Hail mary into the close and hope for taco weekend

I remember the vix  being in 40’s last year over tariffs. How is this not worse  Mango 🥭 started a war and he can’t taco 🌮 out of it  Fertiliser, helium, oil, gas some of which is a 1/3rd of the worlds supply 😂 25 amendment ain’t coming is it 😬 Edit: would like to say to all the comments thanks for the input 👍

Bulls you are begging for a TACO when TACO literally doesn't move the market anymore

He can’t TACO 🌮 anymore what do you delulu bols don’t get? Iran isn’t caving in, there’s a boots operation about to happen, hella marines sent over there.. You can’t turn off WAR like his dumbass tariffs

YOU CANT TACO A WAR MANGO

No TACO today means we definitely doing a ground invasion this weekend. Get your PUTS ready.

Generally buying puts on a Friday afternoon hasn't worked all year (Trust me bro). But if Iran blows up some shit on the weekend, I feel like Monday might be the day. Anyways .. loading puts, taco doesn't seem to work anymore, Iran and Israel sending the missiles. We all know US just buying time before boots on the ground.

The TACO trade is dead. Last night's bleat was the death knell.

Well boys this weekend’s gonna be fucking crazy. We either get the biggest no-vertebrae taco of all time or we get boots on the ground and likely get some FPV drone footage of Iranians blowing up 21 year-old dudes from Nebraska.

SPY 690 - SPY 700 soon! SPY 680 - Buy the dip! SPY 670 - This is the dip! SPY 680 - See? I told you! Next stop, SPY 700! SPY 670 - Dip! Dip! SPY 660 - Lol haha nice dip SPY 650 - Christ. Ok, Taco can't make it worse than *this* SPY 640 - Ok it's all priced i- SPY 630 - \[YOU ARE HERE\] SPY 600 - SPY 550 - SPY 500 - SPY 400 -

Mangooooo 🥭 The straight was open, you decided to pick a fight with a bunch of sheep herder’s and now your gunna lose 🤡  Somebody give him a peace prize ffs 🤦‍♂️  Or a medal 🥇  Can’t even taco out of it 😭

Things are fucked off and TACO aint working anymore, we all know that. But, would you really hold your 10x leveraged oil position over the weekend? Yeah, gambling is a helluva drug

Israel says another 4 weeks in Iran lmao. These guys keep fucking up Trump's attempt to taco which is hilarious

Today is like April 2025 dip for Tech stocks. People were not buying then and people are not buying now! Same story every every major pullback! 😂 *^((TACO tweet could come as early as Monday before market open or at the most another week)**)*

TACO TACO BURRITO BURRITO

Anyone else surprised it took 4-weeks for the TACO to lose it's power?

I think we are witnessing the first failed Taco.

Bloomberg talking about the taco 🌮 😂 You just know that shit is gunna get under his skin 😂

Bulls acting like bears are immoral not knowing the lower it goes the higher the chance of TACO

I had a taco bowl to assert dominance over the taco trade losing power 🐻

TACO is losing its flavor it seems

Taco deal 1 hour after close, everything pumps 10% during the weekend when retail can't buy

marketmanipulation-plan.txt - 4pm today some sort of new threat to blow something up. Saturday, more threats. Sunday night taco. re-open next friday.

Insiders are buying futures to position before the Taco? Or what is going on? News??

I'm absolutely white knuckling these SPY calls TACO better TAC the fuck O bigly next week

Taco lying again to pump some green candles?

Back down it goes TACO got no bag

Every desperate TACO manipulation has been weaker and weaker and weaker this week

Must be a taco party somewhere

USO dumped on that one candle where SPY went up - Insider TACO T-Minus 15 minutes

Taco Friday?

Who can track when Baron buy S&P500 and oil futures? 🥭 will TACO any moment from now.

I’m a retard for buying spy Monday/Tuesday calls on the dip today. Maybe we will taco Monday at open