TACO

don't even joke about that. If the TACO can't save us from buffoon decisions then we are heading for the Great Depression 2

Taco is ur daddy

TACO Supreme save us

Its more like 100 republicans that didnt remove him when its their job to. In another earlier time he would have been impeached forever in first term but the right wing went psycho and the taco supreme court too.

if they do the same taco playbook in 5 minutes, i'll discombobulate myself

TACO just needs to say a deal has been made and that he is pausing all military actions and we will be +5% later he can take it back for so his buddies can profit

A taco isn’t enough. We’ll need a whole enchilada to get out of this.

There is no way to taco 🌮

Ok how the fuck do we taco out of this war? My port is not happy my orange man!

The TACO might have to happen during market hours today

PSA: check the date on that tweet before placing any taco trades

There isn't, even if they pull all troops and ships out of the middle east, Iran will never let US-Israel sail through Hormuz and at this point, probably the red sea ever again. No shipping company will risk it after being swindled with fake insurance and navy protection promises. Iran and now the rest of the world are literally debunking his claims in realtime, so the Taco trade is kaput. Petrodollar is staring down a 12-gauge, GCC and mohammen bin-salman being put in their place, and israel has been silent for days. GG.

Nice TACO you got there bulls

Guys there is no TACO If anything, he is in on the sell off 

No one buys taco bs?

MF will try to taco today too President Trump Speaks to Farmers at the White House Watch LIVE at 12:30 PM EDT March 27, 2026 on C-SPAN.org

Is there a prediction market for when taco hits Iran's nuclear facility "on accident" and this turns into a cleanup operation?

taco gonna send bombs to where no kinds protest are happeinng - FOX NEWS

This isn’t like the tariffs where he could just tweet “I’m pausing it for a month”. These morons kicked up a hornets nest in the Middle East with no clear objectives or off-ramp. He can’t just TACO out of this.

Everyone is expecting another taco tweet pump.

pre-TACO Tariffs moved the market from 600 -> 500. 700 -> 600 seems in the cards unless the admin finds the miracle card in the deck.

The TACO didn't do shit. # SAD

the 5-year is something to behold with this war DJ has basically doubled-up on his tariff thing but with oil prices. AND there's no TACO option here. I don't know why it took me 3+ weeks to figure out I had to move to cash, but so far, so bad, so to speak.

#taco just gave iran THE bigggest TOLL BOAT BOOTH they have ever seen!" 2 MILLION DOLLARS IN YUANs per BOAT

Vix pushing 30 and TLT at 85.66, yeah, there's a TACO coming but last night's appetizer TACO has me a bit worried. What if the boy cries TACO too many times and it doesn't work? Do we drill and force a for realsies withdrawal from the middle east by Monday morning?

Hola, soy TACO. Can you say financial ruin?

New plague called the Orange Taco to be released from Venezuela to combat oil prices

OK, so as I understand it the spot prices on Brent crude are way higher than the futures. You can see this in the difference between the /BZ May and June contracts this morning. So my theory is that /BZK26 is going to rocket more this morning because all the people who shorted it because they were sure of a TACO -- or all the governments that tried to manipulate the futures prices -- have to cover their positions before delivery. So there needs to be a rapid arbitrage between spot and contract that comes due soon. Or am I misunderstanding?

20Y back above 5%. Feels like Bessent is going to have a compete panic attack and force new taco soon.

The orange one has really done it this time. No amount of taco or fake tweets can get out of this.

🥭 doesn't control it anymore. He can't TACO out this war.

TACO has always been “everything he says is bullshit that will get walked back” it was never about believing him lmao

You cant even get anything from Taco Bell for $1.00 anymore. Even the cheese roll up is $1.29

I got gas today for $1.00! (I ate Taco Bell)

TACO too will pass. In time once the grown ups are back in charge the market will recover and you will look at this interval as an opportunity to lower your cost basis in your 401k through DCA. That is, or it will completely tank and then we all fooked.

Holy fuck taco jinxed it yes. 600 here we go

Well he did extend the deadline by another 10 days, so that's basically a TACO. I mean we could backstab them again during negotiations and go in this weekend, but I kind of doubt it at the moment.

🥭 gave a rotten taco to bols

Because his taco pump tweet last night worked so well...

I saw a lot of taco in Wendy's dumpster

anyone positioned for a taco tweet?

If he tries to TACO again this morning, I’ll die laughing.

a kids taco menu wont cut it, we need a full blown family of 10 taco feast

Why is this guy intentionally crashing the market then try to TACO everytime.

There’s no way this is resolved by Monday. No TACO options left, only a major escalation. And that won’t resolve in a few days.

taco should just tweet "SELL button is illegal starting today", that would immediately pump the market, why he didn't think of that, is he stupid?

Ye agree, he can't even taco anymore trust is gone, man is cooked

buy puts cuz market is fuk but then taco tweets and market rips, "fuk your puts", so buy calls but then his tweets don't come or not move the market so keep buying puts but puts are gey so buy leaps but why buy now wen you can buy at 50% discount in 2weeks but inverse me so buy now but if you buy now then inverse yourself also and buy yesterday.. yeah buy puts

I guess TACO ain't working no more

No more taco, refried beans.