TACO

JUST IN ! 🥭 and DOW deciding if to deploy an extra 10,000 troops to GCC. Reference news outlet aljazeera Looks like we could be in for a long one, taco or no taco

Full blown taco AH got SPY from the lowest close of the year to… also the lowest close of the year

US burning through some more oil reserves to make it look like somebody actually believed his TACO tweet lmao

Puts are the only reasonable play here. The Taco is broken, and it appears there's no backing down from a ground invasion. The question is 0dte, weekend dte or multi week dte. Perhaps all 3.

The man who cried TAcO. Markets have stopped responding like it once did.

USO going green, silver red and SPY barely pumpin fk the TACO his literal tr\*mp card doesnt work lol.

He didn't Taco. It was just a quick lie for his buddies to cash out but market stopped buying it

Can't even get a good fake pump with taco market is cooked

"TACO says the Iran War was a "test" for NATO and he is "so disappointed in NATO." Translate: I'm stuck, please send help!

Didn’t he just taco post market? Can we please get our losses for the day back?

You know we’re cooked when the TACO isn’t working 😂

"JUST IN: French military chief reportedly held talks with 35 countries to discuss a “mission to reopen the Strait of Hormuz”." Will be sick if the other countries finally make a deal with Iran to open Strait of Hormuz, then suddenly TACO bombs the hell out of Iran and make them so angry that they shutdown Strait of Hormuz for good lol

Market isn't buying 🥭's lies like it once did. The TACO is stale now

Investors are dumber than youtube junkies. Every youtube video is reporting we are sending more troops, navy are recruiting more soldiers, we need more time for bigger deployment. But investors are believing 🥭 will TACO every 10 days.

Oil green. RIP TACO 

We are down to those shitty hard shell tacos that just break apart. That’s the kinda TACO now

I'm really starting to wonder if there's any ground invasion this weekend or if he's going to do a taco boogaloo 2 and keep building up the ground invasion force. Also really interested as to why the saudis would be trying to convince 🥭 to keep at it. The last thing they need is their oil and desalination plants being hit. Only reason I can see is that the richest and most powerful people are actually complete retards.

Taco didn't even work rip market 🌮🫡

"You're on Taco Time!"

TACO knows that he can't stop the bleeding when the market is open so he waits for the market is closed to pump the stock market with low volume and hope that people will fall for it and FOMO to help pump the stock market up further. Since tomorrow is Friday, so I don't think the pump will last long. I'll give it max 2 hours before the market turn red.

I thought we didn’t believe the taco anymore

Taco is so common these days, there was a time it was a rarity!

even 10 taco posts won't save the market if they go for kharg and abu musa islands

You know for a fact a taco tweet is coming tomorrow or first thing Monday morning

I’m up like 30% this week just trusting in the TACO tweets. You guys are insane if you haven’t been able to profit off this. He’s so predictable.

Did you regards see the Taco index by Deutsche Bank? Apparently the index is higher now than Liberation Day

It's always a TACO

algos only read taco posts

After hours TACO only got smol pump 😂😭

the heck is taco meeting with micron at a time like this?

What if mango does an inverse TACO

Breaking: To Honor President National Park Service Will Rename Old Faithful "Old TACO"

Mark it: Iran says tonight that there are no meaningful talks happening and reiterate the strait is closed. Market does its last TACO pumped before free fall. TACO tweets get more frantic and turn counterproductive for the market as they becoming even more desperate and transparent.

Fatality, TACO wins!!

idk bro, this is a pretty weak response to a Taco Taco

Oil, bad. Tweets, bad. Taco, bad. Mango, bad. Iran, mad. Calls

TACO CAN NOT STOP TACOING

the great 22bp TACO pump

Taco overnight but fade the gap up on open tomorrow

Yeah this taco pump isn't taco-ing or pumping

CEO of chevron, one of the kings of the oil wizards has openly stated just how fucked we are with oil and bulls still think a taco will save them

Big green. He taco d

I bought calls at 3:59 because I am a degenerate gambler. I really hope this weak ass taco holds until 9:30 am.

this one a little harder to taco out of. there is real long lasting physical damage.

He can’t taco out of an economy in downtown.

The big institutions need to take the 10 yr painfully higher and SPX lower ASAP to force an actual taco before more serious damage is done. I’m pretty much all-in stocks but I feel like this is the best short term move for a decent longer term outcome.

🥭 used TACO! It was super effective! 🥭 used TACO! 🥭 used TACO! It wasn’t very effective…

We're really fucked, not even taco tweets can pump anymore. This is like when the fed emergency cut rates in COVID and we dumped even harder.

TACO himself called bulls retarded and you bought lmao

Taco fucked himself by investigating Powell. Blew up his seat in his face. He really is a moron.