TACO

Taco wanna test the limits of the American people, food stamps no one cares cuz fuck the poors, when daddy’s lil girl’s first class flight canceled we gonna have a problem. Taco about to FAFO in his own way. Stop the posturing, we all know the funding gonna continue, pass the ACA subs and let’s moon SPX 7000 EOY JFC

If TACO doesn't pay military salary next week, then they're gonna send tanks and helicopters to the White House.

**Taco**: "I would like the new DC stadium named after me" Sure. "Welcome to Epstein J. Doe #174 Stadium"

Going to eat Taco Bell all weekend and buy calls Monday morning. 🫃

Mango thinks he can defeat unh lol Taco time, no worries

Thats a good sign to force TACO to reopen the government.

They act like TACO has never TACO'ed before. Like changing positions 180 and acting like that's a win is something brand new for him. He just miscalculated about what people wanted. People want economic populism so he'll go that way.

TACO is like "Why don't poor people buy food?"

Thanx to Taco and his minions on the economy,, I'm down 3K on my CMG, Thank you for your attention to this sht post.

taco bell

which they sue republican to get them to release snap fund. Then taco decide to go to appeal court and defy lower court order. You cant spin blame away and sanewashing when he openly brag about defying court order to release snap fund multiple time.

Wasn't that the first Taco Day tho? You expect there to be any Taco-ing over the weekend?

What’s polymarket saying about 🌮 coming through next week on this government shutdown? Lol fully expecting a taco rally.

The midterm is next year, so TACO will do anything, and I mean anything to pump the stock market up so he can have a better chance to win. Fed rate decision is based on inflation data and TACO controls all that data, so he will just give Fed what they want to force them to cut rate in December. Money 🖨 is almost here now and when J.Powell turns it on then, more money will come into the stock market and it will only pump the stock market up further. TACO doesn't have a choice other than open the government up again or else he will lose more vot e.

Taco found another infinite money glitch they just need to keep announcing the government is close to opening

Everyone hates taco but they chill rn cuz mkt near ATH, I can guarantee there will be riots if mkt has a drawdown rn. Taco will NOT allow mkt to go lower, this mf is retarded but when it’s his money on the line, esp in buttcoin, the mkts will keep pumping. So don’t be retarded, full on pump next week. 

"You passed on a $25,000 down payment for your first home so Taco could build a ballroom and call it freedom."

I blame whoever came up with the TACO thing, now he won't negotiate at all, just digs in forever. How the hell did we get here?

This is all because of the wet fart of a trade deal Taco made with China. Market was expecting an actual deal and not a retarded -10% on an already retarded 50%.

They are negotiating now. As long as TACO caves which he seems willing to now they will get a deal done. November was likely going to be choppy. Once December comes, Fed will increase asset purchases $40B a month. And soon they will provide much more clarity on QE3 coming soon.

TACO part coming soon

Taco really trying to go down as the P who ruined the modern economy and stock market, didn’t think he had it in him.

Lots of gae ICE behind Taco Bell ready to help you out

move near to a taco bell

So someone at Taco Bell parent HQ decided we should do an aqua green colored pie, showed it to multiple levels of middle managers, who then took it to C-suite and said, “yes, this is what the masses want.” Did I get that right?

Oh fuck yeah. [Taco Bell Releases New Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie](https://www.allrecipes.com/taco-bell-mountain-dew-baja-blast-pie-11843363)

what the fuck is this bullshit biden market. bring back TACO market

Taco should remove capital gains tax and I'll give him his 3rd term

lets see if taco man announces a trade deal with pinguin nation to boost pingin stock market LMAO 🤡🤡🤡

Kim Kardashian will represent taco in his impeachment trial claiming he has dementia thus making him unimpeachable. Gold sky rockets on the coins being bought with his face on them. 

I think we’re gonna bleed until the government reopens. I think we pumped early cause everyone was betting on a taco but it never came.

mango the master taco master

Dear mr. TACO can you please mess with the data as you did before so that the uneployment rate looks good

35k flushed down the toilet. Thanks Taco

Taco about to let off some steam in venezuela

Burry out-weaved TACO man

Check SPY after my meeting. WTF did the TACO say now.

If taco knows the supreme court are likely gona strike down tariffs, won't he just back off himself and make the decision his?

Don’t forget, Trump won’t let the market fall. Taco’s gonna taco, and the shutdown will be over soon.

Taco probably thinking more tariffs should fix jobs. God he is such a ficking idiot

I’m thinking tariffs will be set to 15% max for 150days, even the retarded Supreme Court think taco tariffs are retarded 

Taco got what he wanted. Shutdown government, tank the market and force the fed to cut.

TACO is back babyyyyy

**PLEASE ANNOUNCE A NEW FAKE AI PARTNERSHIP WITH A RANDOM COMPANY TO KEEP IT GOING UP** what companies are left? OpenAI and Taco Bell?

Nahhh...The Big Guys wants TACO to open the government again. So they dump the stock to show him he is fucked if he doesn't. I think the government will open soon.

taco will block wendy's dumpsters next

i officially put aoc mamdini and taco all in the same boat. worthless smartphone opportunists. oh yeah alon too.

Taco Bell has some decent deals in their app

The fact that Taco is still alive proves that there is no God.  Either that, or God decided to sit this one out.