TACO

Oil, bad. Tweets, bad. Taco, bad. Mango, bad. Iran, mad. Calls

TACO CAN NOT STOP TACOING

the great 22bp TACO pump

Taco overnight but fade the gap up on open tomorrow

Yeah this taco pump isn't taco-ing or pumping

CEO of chevron, one of the kings of the oil wizards has openly stated just how fucked we are with oil and bulls still think a taco will save them

Big green. He taco d

I bought calls at 3:59 because I am a degenerate gambler. I really hope this weak ass taco holds until 9:30 am.

this one a little harder to taco out of. there is real long lasting physical damage.

He can’t taco out of an economy in downtown.

The big institutions need to take the 10 yr painfully higher and SPX lower ASAP to force an actual taco before more serious damage is done. I’m pretty much all-in stocks but I feel like this is the best short term move for a decent longer term outcome.

🥭 used TACO! It was super effective! 🥭 used TACO! 🥭 used TACO! It wasn’t very effective…

We're really fucked, not even taco tweets can pump anymore. This is like when the fed emergency cut rates in COVID and we dumped even harder.

TACO himself called bulls retarded and you bought lmao

Taco fucked himself by investigating Powell. Blew up his seat in his face. He really is a moron.

Iran will go down swinging. Assuming no taco.

Art of the TACO.

I think he knows about taco Tuesday so now he flipped the days.

Trump will fold before Iran at this point. The taco was his only trick

This is getting kinda sad now. Taco acting like a guy whose gf broke up with him but keep telling everyone they're still dating.

The Art of the TACO - AYCE

Uh I’m very happy that I did. Gona be big red tomorrow. If you can’t see that from this measly taco pump you shouldn’t be trading

The Art of TACO. Dropping next month in your nearest book stores.

We cant even get a TACO pump anymore. its so over

48.63% chance of touching 370 so probably around 60% chance for 369ish , maybe higher if taco holds

TACO tried to tweet his way put of this mess

Fool us once with taco 🌮, shame on us Fool us twice with taco 🌮, shame on us again Fool us thrice with taco 🌮, okay maybe we are retarded ... Fool us a fifth time with taco 🌮, I don't think so!

I think he's a little spooked by all the attention of the last pumptweet with $1.5B made in calls 5 minutes prior. But he cant taco his way out of this and markets arent falling for his tweets anymore. Real substance has to occur and at least half his administration couldnt find iran on a map including him. 

Not gonna work again this time taco.

Iran knows they got even more leverage now that the TACO isn't working so now what

I considered short selling the taco on principle

You mean, it takes two to taco.

I literally did the exact same thing - I was actually thinking it would drop big again tomorrow and bought puts, but then said (I swear to god) "I feel a taco coming on here" and switched to calls right before close. But now I'm wondering if the TACO will actually make tomorrow green - I think people are realizing he's literally just tweeting to prop up the market (or game the market) and he's not doing anything to actually end the war. But I do think if he sees the market didn't jump at his first offer, he'll throw out a bigger bone tomorrow. We'll see

They are saying it is no longer a TACO but a NACHO. Not Actually Changing Hormuz Opening

I bought calls at the very bottom and correctly predicted the taco. Im still gonna get fucked at open, arent I?

Sir, your TACO powers have been reduced by 85%.

You're missing the part where he got himself stuck in a spot he can't taco out of. Clearly he would've days ago if he could've but he crossed the point of no return on this one.

First Time - "this is the best damn taco I've ever had!" Tenth Time - "what, tacos again?"

the fact that the taco doesnt even work anymore lmao i made 10$ tho so daddy is very happy :)

Based on the reaction taco is not the food of choise anymore

USO called the bluff already Market are decoupling from his tweets more and more, enjoy your last TACO meals because soon TACO won't be available anymore

Wow you still believe in taco. How embarrassing. Strait isn’t opening until Iran gets what it demands. And if he does that he will look like the biggest cuck in the room.

This taco pump is anemic wtf

If I were a bol and saw that limp dick reaction to a taco schizo post I would be very scared for tomorrow.

So basically we are stuck in a cycle of perpetual TACO

taco that you didnt get to eat until 5 days later. soggy and lukewarm. lettuce of doom

The most recent taco is kinda like one you would get at taco bell on the bad side of town

HAHAHHA THAT TACO LASTED LESS THAN ME THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX AFTER PRISON. Useless and desperate delulu tweets are not being bought by market anymore? Pls be that the case

Holy shit the entire TACO has been eaten

Taco already deflated