TACO

TACO 🌮 ALWAYS DOES THIS GOING INTO THE WEEKEND ……..   RINSE, WASH. REPEAT.   Business as Usual—🥭 

Breaking: TACO is still taco

Yea bro, taco, surely the market doesn’t -2% again tomorrow Enjoy your $6 gas

He taco'd on his taco Deadline extension to 10 days

Never mind TACO, USAACO. V wen you do that Saigon and Kabul trick again

So that was Trump pausing until April 6th for energy destruction LMFAO... So now Oil has 10 more days to go higher and higher causing chaos in the markets. This TACO gonna have some dog meat in it.

Placed limit sell a bit too high. Weak as pump taco you gettting old

He did a taco. He’s changed to 10 days to not attack every sites lol

Gotta find an aggressively more pathetic taco tactic fast...

🥭— TACO’s 🌮 are Back on the menu fellas ……..   **TACO 🌮 THURSDAY!!**

LMAO he had to extend the deadline because if he didn't he'd be bombing power plants tomorrow and Monday would open -6%. Most pathetic taco yet! See you for the sell off tomorrow

How much would we be up if this were the first taco

mr trump please just put the fries in the bag and taco Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

I cashed out my weekly puts mid-day today for a minor profit, expecting a mid-day TACO, wasn't really expecting the whole day to be a continuous slide downward. Not salty though, happy to get out with something after Trump tried to pump the market on Monday and the dummies believed him, again.

If this Taco doesn’t hold by morning .. tomorrow might be circuit breakers

I bought 664 calls for fuckin .07 a pop for tomorrow I'll actually indulge in the short term taco

I would like to believe that one of us in this thread could write a script to figure out the timing of the TACO posts. It's not me though. But I know you're out there super sleuth

imagine iran and Taco just texting this thing out

lol if he can’t taco he’ll just wait and stall lol

Seedy move to always taco AH, so folks can't sell. Fuck this Guy!

Was hoping for a bit longer before the TACO tbh the bears were really falling for it this time

This is the most substantial taco yet and it came right after Iran said they have a million troops ready for the US Marines being sent there.

no one should believe TACO

This taco lacks some seasoning

A very weak taco. Can we get some more hot sauce pls?

Your first TACO?

IS this thr weakest TACO so far? Monday had a big positive trend in most assets. In saying that with futures, and tomorrow it will likely be grassy green soon enough.

Taco taco burrito burrito

Weak pump. Taco might be washed

All the algos added a TACO line last week.

Mango can't taco his way out of this one, even the market doesn't trust him at all LMAO

Poor TACO isn’t working anymore. SAD!

TACO is done The only thing that can save the market is confirmation from Iran on any talks/ceasefire (lol)

Soft shell taco the way this shit went flaccid.

Taco Trade is over 

The day this buffoon can’t TACO out of his moron decisions is the day we enter THE GREATEST DEPRESSION

Taco Thursday

Hahaha no way he's trying to do another TACO

It’s puts until he gives Iran whatever they want and he gets to pump his chest as the winner for the war ending. They hold the cards and they want him to hurt through US public sentiment which needs the markets to burn so he will cave. All tacos create opps for put printing and the final taco will print the hardest but for calls.

Chicken soft taco with extra cheese please

Taco can’t even get 20 points out of his tweets anymore.

Mangos threats are as empty as his head. Iran called his bluff and now he's trying to save face and buy some time. Just fucking taco for real and pull the fuck out you pussy boy. Maybe if you ask nicely Iran will keep the hormuz open for free trade again. Fucking idiot.

"TACO: Talks are ongoing and going very well." TACO: Pausing period of energy plant destruction by 10 days to Monday, April 6th, 2026" The market doesn't seems to belive him anymore. Oil dump a bit but recover slowly now.

that's the smallest taco I've ever seen

The boy who cried Taco

Tomorrow TACO 🌮 time 💯

lol Bols. Not even the taco can save you now lmfao

limp taco

Weak TACO. If he wants to convince people he needs to start pulling troops and get Israel to stop bombing.

taco attempt