TACO

This taco lacks some seasoning

A very weak taco. Can we get some more hot sauce pls?

Your first TACO?

IS this thr weakest TACO so far? Monday had a big positive trend in most assets. In saying that with futures, and tomorrow it will likely be grassy green soon enough.

Taco taco burrito burrito

Weak pump. Taco might be washed

All the algos added a TACO line last week.

Mango can't taco his way out of this one, even the market doesn't trust him at all LMAO

Poor TACO isn’t working anymore. SAD!

TACO is done The only thing that can save the market is confirmation from Iran on any talks/ceasefire (lol)

Soft shell taco the way this shit went flaccid.

Taco Trade is over 

The day this buffoon can’t TACO out of his moron decisions is the day we enter THE GREATEST DEPRESSION

Taco Thursday

Hahaha no way he's trying to do another TACO

It’s puts until he gives Iran whatever they want and he gets to pump his chest as the winner for the war ending. They hold the cards and they want him to hurt through US public sentiment which needs the markets to burn so he will cave. All tacos create opps for put printing and the final taco will print the hardest but for calls.

Chicken soft taco with extra cheese please

Taco can’t even get 20 points out of his tweets anymore.

"TACO: Talks are ongoing and going very well." TACO: Pausing period of energy plant destruction by 10 days to Monday, April 6th, 2026" The market doesn't seems to belive him anymore. Oil dump a bit but recover slowly now.

Mangos threats are as empty as his head. Iran called his bluff and now he's trying to save face and buy some time. Just fucking taco for real and pull the fuck out you pussy boy. Maybe if you ask nicely Iran will keep the hormuz open for free trade again. Fucking idiot.

that's the smallest taco I've ever seen

The boy who cried Taco

Tomorrow TACO 🌮 time 💯

lol Bols. Not even the taco can save you now lmfao

limp taco

Weak TACO. If he wants to convince people he needs to start pulling troops and get Israel to stop bombing.

taco attempt

Bought at close expecting a TACO. Didn’t know it would only take 11 minutes. Lmao, thanks.

TACO tweet…naturally Though seems to be losing his influence

Sold my 1dte 575 calls and repositioned into 4dte puts literally SECONDS before the taco and was down 33% instantly HAHAHAHAHAHAH

F ing TACO Thursday

TACO I believe

The muted reaction to a pretty big TACO got me more confident in puts tbh

Algos were updated with the TACO patch earlier today.

It’s almost like the after hour fiends aren’t trusting the taco anymore

Taco alert 😁 we rally again 🚀🚀

TACO doesn’t matter when fuel prices are going to be higher for years 

half of the spike already sold off, nobody is buying the TACO anymore

Taco Bell CEO: "I'm not desperate."

One hour taco

The boy who called TACO

TACO hasn’t made it to full hard since the island was closed

worst taco pump ive seen in my life

#TACO THURSDAY 🌮

Google is still not at 350, didn’t taco hard enough

Market doesn't believe his Taco one bit, wow. He fucked up big time with this one.

His TACO is getting no mileage now

Tacos going taco and send Iran back to the fucking Stone Age overnight. It’ll be a god damn wasteland. Calls tomorrow.

how much money is enough for taco and baby taco? Isn't billions of dollars good money? What is something you cannot do with a couple of billion dollars, but can do with 100 billion dollars?

Historic: for the first time it looks like the market isn't buying the TACO. Maybe the economy can be fixed