TACO

LOL so glad I sold all my puts, I knew there'd be at least one more taco before the invasion

Taco only waking up after market closed

Did he taco?

The boy who cried taco.

Can a brother get a taco

Huge green closing volume. Insiders know. Tomorrow Taco time! 🌮

10 year yields hitting 4.42%. lol Let's see what he does now to TACO.

MANGO THOUGHT HE COULD TACO OUT OF A WAR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Always a good chance of a TACO.

Most likely getting a dead cat/taco bounce tomorrow, loaded up on some calls

"Tariffs are far worse for businesses than war." yeah if we ignore the fact oil is gonna be double in price retard and that you can't TACO out of war

Taco tomorrow at 8:30am

TACO, we are waiting!

TACO! I NEED YOU TACO!!!!

I hope taco finds a way to taco us from this goddamn war. It's gonna be painful for the whole world if this keeps dragging

the year is 2027. Taco is dead, market algos not sure what to do, as he tweeted: "Currently negotiating with God. Very smart people up here. If no deal is reached, I will put 169% tariffs on death. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

Can’t taco out of this one

Bulls praying for a TACO

To the people who are still saying that he will taco. What exactly do you think he can taco on? It’s up to Iran when they want to open the strait, not mango. Iran wants to destroy the USA‘s economy by keeping the straight closed.

It won’t hit maximum sell off until we all stop believing in TACO. If this idiot commits zoomers to ground operations then I’ll stop believing.

This reminds me of the vibe right before liberation day. Some cautious optimism that things won’t be too bad or he will TACO then boom it’s far worse than what people thought. My calls are toast

Yeah yeah yeah he wants to TACO everyone knows that HOW FUCKING HOW HE CAN'T

Someone give me a reasonable scenario where he manages to TACO and I'll sell some of my puts

When US leaders lies through their teeth, markets pay the price TACO lied every day since this illegal war began

Well, I'm finally back to even. Now do I sell or let it ride for tomorrow. The taco fear i have it strong.

Bulls he has been trying to TACO for 3 weeks now it's not working you retards

TACO incoming brace for impact

Sir, the nasdaq is about to go into correction territory, are you sure you don't want to tweet anything rn? "fuk their calls, Barron got puts this time" - taco

Just made the biggest investment of the day. Filled up my gas tank. I feel disgusting. This mf better taco soon. I can’t take it anymore.

It takes two to TACO!!!

>We say we got 99%. 1% is unacceptable, because 1% is a missile going into the hull of a ship that cost a billion dollars, right? So 1% is not... If we do a 99% decimation, that's no good. TACO is supposed to have people who studied game theory around to advise him on this before he starts a war. Did he just fire all the college graduates and replace them with podcasters or something?

he literally can not taco. he has been trying to taco for the past two weeks

🥭 will taco over the weekend and we’ll see $680 by Monday open.

10Y in the TACO range now.

Literally what could he tweet at this point to taco

What are we doing tomorrow? Any possible TACO can come or we are doomed?

10Y is getting closer to 4.5%. Trump is very close to a TACO.

I can accept idiot billionaires helping prop up the market for taco are going to be left holding generational bags.

taco over weekend btw, 🥭 come out and say he gave the new iranian leader a blowjob and spy going straight to 720

It’s funny cuz we all know mango is a taco. But Iran doesn’t eat tacos 😂

He cant TACO his way out of this one sadly. I am down a shit ton, but I will be fine. For anyone that isn't as lucky, remember its just money so don't do anything stupid.

For those of you depending on the TACO, why is your IQ at a subhuman level?

ECB'S PRESIDENT LAGARDE: THE MARKETS ARE MAYBE OVERLY OPTIMISTIC everyone saying we should be down more including TACO but nah bulls aren't retarded[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2037201761761403177)

taco: 10 boats passed market: alright war is over, pump

I would say that Taco is playing some 7D Chess to bring back domestic oil and bullshit to the USA. But then I remember that he is playing Chutes and Ladders.

🥭 says this stock market draw down and oil prices aren't that bad See you guys 10% lower. This is the problem with anticipating the taco and buying the dip. It has to actually dip for him to taco

Mango wants to taco out of this so bad

I can’t tell if they’re about to announce taco Tuesday or ground invasion

Trump is about to speak at a cabinet meeting. It is going to be an epic taco and it's going to be 100% fake but he's going to make so much stuff up that the market's going to pump 1%. I'm buying calls now. Who is with me

Fear on the fear/greed index is not high enough, so there's more to dump. TACO will happen, but dump an hour or two later.