TACO

Taco is making one of the most radical governments on earth look logical and everyone here is suprised market is down?

Inflation forecast 4.2 , wars going on, DUMP incoming and TACO all over the place

Will be sick if TACO attack on a Friday instead of on the weekend lol

calls at open were literally free money, taco speaking soon and all the highly correlated stonks spiked couple minutes before SPY and QQQ

if you like unleaded gas at 1.90 like taco said, youre gonna love it at 8 bucks a gallon.

yes everybody knows the bottom of the V is a wonderful place to enter, with instant +3 - 9% daily reversal. yesterday's close is 'only' down 4% from ATH since people are positioning for the TACO

Iran just lowered the age for military support roles to 12 years old and TACO is like "GET SERIOUS." Dude, how serious do you want them to get? They're arming their Barron.

The whole TACO thing have been beneficial to 🥭 , it’s a built in benefit of the doubt

It’s 100% taco Thursday. Call on any etf should play well

Maybe we get lucky and Taco decides to go golfing this weekend instead?

Somebody reassure me invading Kharg island is too regarded and that he's gonna TACO this one out right

He can’t TACO out of this one. I thinks it’s over for us bulls

odds of taco tmr?

Green Monday, red week for the 4th time? Same again next week? How will 🥭 TACO this weekend?

i talked with the person "familiar with the matter", according to him, there will be a taco candle if crude hits 100 again.

Even the juiciest TACO cant save me now :(

He’s upset he can’t Taco the blown up refineries.

weird candles? "TACO is typing..."

before we only bet on TACO, now we bet on real or fake TACO

Mango has 1 day left until he’s forced to taco again. Sad life of a cuck

I think worst case we bottom at like 580-590. Prolonged high oil and inflation forcing fed to tighten during high fear could do that. But we are far from 2007-2008 system failure -57% stuff. Even better case taco comes early and 640s were the bottom as we celebrate victory (leave with nothing gained)

tbh I'm mildly annoyed nobody understood that I meant a taco some guy even called me a gringo I'm fucking spanish

man I need another taco my port won't make it to the weekend

Is there any way Mango can Taco all these refineries that got blown up? He could say he’s just kidding or something?

fr fr skibidi taco finna rizz the ayatollah no cap its bussin

I too was confused the first term when the taco stopped working Then we got a bear market 😂

I expect another taco before market open

Next Tuesday we leave the Middle East and the day will live infamy as Taco Tuesday

how low we go before taco tacos again? i feel like he has a cooldown and chaos minimum to make sure he doesnt get fully embarassed

What does a TACO even look like anymore? Geez this is so chaotic. At least we had WMDs to believe in before. My portfolio is fucking cooked for a minute LMAO

Remember 648 and below was the taco tweet range

It seems the markets no longer care about the vomit TACO pukes every time he tries to bump the stonks.

How will Trump pull off his TACO manipulation this weekend? The five day extension runs out tomorrow. He has warned Iran they better make a deal “before it’s too late”. He’s going to go batshit crazy soon when Iran tells him that he doesn’t hold the cards. I am trying to figure out how he pull off the dump-and-pump this weekend. He can play it crazy on Friday (that’s never been a problem for him) but how does he pacify the market on Monday morning this time?

"better get serious about talks" playbook by mr.taco, they will find a bullshit reason to invade islands won't they?

Oof Taco was not coordinated enough with your friends Donnie, algos didn't buy it, it seems.

I wish Maduro was tougher because Taco wouldn't risk invading Iran

Since when does the TACO trade not work anymore??? I want a refund!

time to make some bolfuk burger, i'll also prepare some berfuk fries in case of a taco post

2 days to trump ultimatum but he will taco again

yall better start collecting Yuan bc taco is going to devalue the dollar unti it is worth 0 dollars

#Iran playing 4D big teddy chest while taco eats taco bell LMAOOOO

Yes yes Iran invasion, but maybe taco, so 50/50

WSJ: 🥭 tells advisors he wants to end the war in the coming weeks. We did it! TACO will claim victory.

See, this would make sense if it just recovered to the level prior to his 48 hour threat. It's recovered even higher though. People actually believe there is peace talks and it's not just Trump lying to TACO out of his threat.

Mango bomb iran. mango ??? lips chicken taco corn monkey gorilla gorilla cry bomb flowers

"Iran has been laying traps and moving additional military personnel and air defenses to Kharg Island in recent weeks in preparation for a possible US operation to take control of the island, per CNN" Iran: Come at me BRO! TACO: Netanyahu, hold me back BRO!

Did they work out the Taco enchiladas issue?

"do u have protection" i feel around for my nightstand. i open the drawer and pull a wrapper out. tearing it open with my teeth i send taco bell sauce everywhere. oh no. wrong drawer. that was my sauce drawer. "im gonna tell my friends bout ur sauce drawer." the night is ruined

now turn $279 into $1995 and then 14k and so on. You will be a millionaire soon (or just join taco group chat, the best news live!!!)

ES is very likely going to reprint that Monday taco high by tmrw bc the hourly chart is clearly showing a pennant formation off it and SPX 6700 is the high of the em for this week and we haven't hit the em in 11wks which is highly unlikely...