TACO

now turn $279 into $1995 and then 14k and so on. You will be a millionaire soon (or just join taco group chat, the best news live!!!)

ES is very likely going to reprint that Monday taco high by tmrw bc the hourly chart is clearly showing a pennant formation off it and SPX 6700 is the high of the em for this week and we haven't hit the em in 11wks which is highly unlikely...

Market flat for 3 days as markets don’t know how to price in an enemy that can out taco the taco

Taco: forces people across the globe to reduce fossil fuel usage Greta: sails to Gaza on a diesel vessel

Facts 🤣4:16pm. But for real Taco likes to wait till the middle of the night or early mornings anyway

That's the problem; he paddled himself up shit creek and *can't* taco. As long as Israel's still in, straits still closed, and Israel's in until Iran is a western puppet state, no in-betweens. The way to win this game was to not play at all. Every administration for 45 years got this, but this gang of clowns how morons fell for the bait.

Taco Supreme

He can’t TACO forever. Something has to happen for the US to get out of this disaster.

It'll be another fake taco, gotta pump before we dump.

TACO Thursday incoming. It would be politicalsuicide to escalate this war. Even a double digit iq pres knows that.

Why TACO so quiet?

#wen taco gonna show off this beutiful gift he got the other day

TACO will meet XI on 14-15th May month. He better takes some knee pads with him lol

Taco and Israel and certainly extremely trustworthy

It was yesterday until TACO make a peace-deal with Iran. Dude where have you been?!

Hes prob lying but he did taco. The market was nervous US would actually hit energy infra and Iran would hit desalination plants. Neither is happening and the US is desperate to back out. Thats good enough to recover some on

The level of hopium on Iran seems a bit insane to me. Literally everything they are saying suggests taco is just lying. Or maybe I’m just regarded

if crude hits 100 again, another taco will be deployed to wsb island

Any minute now. TACO will come out and say "We're very close to a deal".

BLOOMBERG: AN EMAIL FROM IRAN TITLED “FRAMEWORK SECOND VERSION” WAS SENT TO TACO.

Spy was at 642 before the first taco lie. I gotta imagine we see at least under 640 before this is over.

#"THEIR NAVY HAS BEEN COMPLETTELY DESTROYED" "THEY HAVE TOMAHAWUH HUAK MILLSSES" - clown taco

Why TACO is such a virgin when it comes to stonks. He can't get it up.

TACO: Oh, what is love baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me......🎵🎶 Iran:.....No more.....🎶

One TACO tweet can power a city for 7 days u know

World's energy supply runs on TACO tweets

Dear mr gpt, taco here. I am trying to manipulate the oil price, give me 10 options how to do this

imagine holding any calls/puts overnight while there is always the risk of taco tweet destroying your position who trades this shit with options right now has huge balls

The owner of the red TACO stand in downtown Tehran has received the 15 point plan and is considering it. Response to be sent to Washington shortly - CNN

Feels like market is hanging out here waiting to see if it's TACO time or not. Not making any big plays until a direction is decided again. Scalped a quick $30 on 1dtes in the shitter at work and bought myself a chicken shawarma wrap

Taco be like I'm about to spout some bullshit and 60% of people and 100% of algos will believe it just cuz. Lol

Taco asking AI what to tweet next 🤡🍿

poots for end of week, month, and year. Iran will drag this out as long as possible. taco made the ultimate mistake.

Must be Nice to be a Bull, anytime u seem to lose, u have a power item called orange taco to bail u out.

Unless orange does a taco three days in a row, we are seeing a low today. Metrics support that.

Taco Tuesday come to pass, I feel a dump down deep in my ass Bloody red, the bulls will pout, I should really get this hemmoriod checked out

This is like the stay down scene in the first Rocky film but everyone screaming at Trump to taco while he memes himself

We need a TACO NOW!

Seems like a theta week? Like, I don’t think Iran will make any excessive moves before Friday unless they request troop movement halt and that’s not honored The only wildcard is Israel We’re still living with suppressed oil. The second the war escalates, that taco suppression factor is gone and we’re going to $150-$200 futures Stock market can’t outrun reality forever

Based on taco why do we think boots on ground?

100% we gonna get an invasion of some kind on Friday after close. 8000 marines + 3000 paratroopers inbound. 200 billion dollars extra for Pentagon. "But taco! But peace! But hormuz open!" Cope. Yall fucked if you don't sell before Friday.

He couldnt taco so he sold puts and calls and is holding the market steady

rumors of peace deals makes taco way more likely, bers are scared as fuck now, next green dildo in their face

IRAN I DONT MIND IF YOU DAMAGE MY PORTFOLIO, JUST DONT LET HIM TACO OUT OF THIS

Iran saying Trump can't taco his way out of this one and market reacts positively

That’s good progress. Previously bols only had 1 taco

Buls don't seem to get that it takes two to taco.

Taco on what. Taco on taco on taco? Lost

Iran says No Deal and markets keep pumping. Taco says Deal markets moon. Buy calls forever and you will be rich this will never dump

Taco Hell - *Fuck up mas*