TACO

Mango truly gave the taco powers to Iran. The two of them just keep repeating the same shit each day and market reacts accordingly.

BREAKING: IRAN NOT DEALING WITH A TERRORIST WAR MUST GO ON OIL PRICES NEVER COMING BACK. GOT TACO BY THE BALLZ.

Taco V incoming

If TACO didn't send more warships and soldiers to the middle-east in the last few days then I believe there will be some of peace-deal or ceasefire but.....They're sending 2 more warships and over 5000 soldiers to the middle-east right now lol

China delighted to gauge from this shitshow how far TACO can go before making moves

There's no way he can TACO out of this without Israel's approval, and they have different objectives than the US and couldn't give a shit about the market

Its the ultimate game of Taco. Will Tehran chicken out or Trump? Stay tuned. I paid $82 to fill up yesterday. Someone needs to taco real fast.

There is NO way Iran is making a deal. They are pissed. Taco couldn't give them what they will demand unless he turns Israel into an enemy.

You are ignoring that Iran was negotiating and had a pretty good offer when it was attacked anyway. The "ones who want to live" are not under the delusion that negotiating is a guarantee of survival. That's partially why TACO broke his own playbook and why people are talking about him being unable to TACO.

Okay i sold half but im saying fuggit and getting out Brump cannot taco. As for midterm worries, hes gonna be pres forever

Nobody wants to miss the TACO trade so moves like this happen

Each time taco manipulates, it loses it effectiveness. Like a virus.

B/c proof of taco desire

I really wish America sends their best for boots on the ground. Iran is really ready. No junkies please, only America's best. No TACO, no chicken out.

Last year, SPY topped at 600 in February, went down to 550 in late March, and all the way down to 500 in April, after Liberation day. When the market recovered to 550 in late Aril after TACO, bears were quick to mock them. "Congrats bulls, you have brought the market to levels not seen in……2 weeks! And still way below highs!" [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1k71rz2/comment/movafad/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1k71rz2/comment/movafad/) And what happened? SP500 went up 25% to ATH in less than 10 months. Don't be surprised when bears repeat the same talking point in a few weeks.

This is exactly like the tariff TACO...said the regard

The daily thread from April 14th last year is really interesting. This was at the bottom, right after that infamous TACO, mind you. Yet the most liked comments were things like: "Bulls are getting upvoted. Market crash incoming " "The market simply cannot push new highs in an environment as unstable as this. All roads will eventually lead to a retesting of recent lows." "SPY up over 1% on less than 300k volume, puts at open" Anyway, calls. SP500 has never not gone up in the long term. TACO trade is KING [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1jyv47g/daily\_discussion\_thread\_for\_april\_14\_2025/?sort=top](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1jyv47g/daily_discussion_thread_for_april_14_2025/?sort=top)

"taco will go into a forever war with Iran" You sure about that? You sure about that?

Fucking morons think 🥭 can taco out of a war. This is not some tariff agreement you clowns

I SECOND THAT. “Remember April 2025 taco trade” … YOU ARE NOT BULLISH ENOUGH

We might see the biggest TACO ever pulled off.

Never bet against TACO 👌

This taco doesnt feel right, sold half

pre-TACO volume ? :)

what if taco makes a deal with Iran Isreal would never accept

jesus fuck taco manipulating oil makes Pelosi's trading a walk in the park and she was DEMONIZED for like buying on public information

TACO Tuesday, pump Wednesday, flat Thursday, Circuit breaker Friday

taco probably thinks we can invade and capture Iran in 4 weeks whose population is over 90 million

#Iran must have hired a good PR co bc those taco memes are 🔥🔥

He's being wanting to taco since day 4 but it's not up to him this time. BiBi and the Ayatollah want this to continue. 🥭 just wants to make sure that video doesn't come out.

Could Taco abandoning Isreal be bullish if it ever happens

Poor Asians falling for the TACO

The TACO was so good today I even bought calls now I’m regretting being a moron

No reason to not think orange will try taco again tomorrow RTH. Hope market is smarter now?

2000 paratroopers means this definitely, maybe, almost totally complete guys. But then again maybe we'll bomb their power grid, but then again maybe we're having productive talks. Maybe Saudi Arabia is pushing Taco hard to put on full court press, but then again maybe they have been advocates for peace this whole time. So. Many. Lies

Imagine thinking oil was going to $200 because “Iran is winning” or “Iran holds all the cards” or whatever other bear argument you’ve been clinging too. Chasing puts and panic selling. There was no way this was ever going to end with anything but a taco. This is what 🥭does. He thrives on chaos. Creates problems and then claims he solved the same problems. Iran wants to survive (the regime). They were never winning at anything other than harassment of ships in the straight and harassment of gulf states. Their generals were and are literally hiding in tents in the forests because Israel keeps assasinating them. Eventually gulf states would be pissed enough to join the fight. Eventually boots are on the ground. They know this. It doesn’t matter how dumb 🥭is or how stupid all this was. I’ve been posting about this since last Thursday/Friday that all sentiment and breadth indicators are telling you to hold your nost and buy. It’s literally the exact same situation as last year. Same exact fucking headlines but different players. Remember when markets were ripping lower last year? Nothing could stop it? Then came that 60 day tariffs pause on those ridiculous Chinese tariffs. Trump claimed it was because of progress on negotiations with China. China denied this. Then days later, China admitted to having talks. That was right around the market bottom last year. Trump chats and chat denials was your clue that you needed to get long. Enjoy those worthless puts.

So when we wake up to check futes, does euro and asian markets buy it or they know TACO lies

Chinese memes are fire. Someone put a picture of taco holding credit cards in a game of poker with his quote about holding all the cards

Keep pump the market with fake peace-deal news everyday and short Oil at the same time. I think its possible to make Oil Future hit 80$ before end of this month. You just need to remember that oil Future and physical oil is no longer the same but they can help TACO buy time to reopen Strait of Hormuzag again. Lets see whos win!

TACO Tuesday and nobody believed it

I mean technically it’s still taco Tuesday

Iran vows revenge, Iran disputes peace talks, Iran sends missiles, Iran wants peace talks. Sounds like 🥭 met his taco match

What kind of gift could they have given taco lmao?

I am just sad I was gloating my puts survived without taco, and then taco happens after hours. No one can make this shi up.

Think Iran gave nothing and this is going to be a taco 🥭 leaves Israel claims victory and Iran keeps bombing ?

It indicates a strong desire to taco despite having accomplished nothing other than blowing hundreds of billions of dollars and getting lots of people killed

Thanks same pp pump taco uses

If Iran agree on the ceasefire then TACO and Netanyahu will have enough time to repositioned before the next move and if they don't agree then they'll use it as an excuse to keeps bombs Iran because Iran doesn't wants peace.

Even if the war ended tomorrow. The economy is still shit, even the fake data we are getting is shit. That's something that he truly can't TACO. Sure, cut rates, but then say hello to a whole Pandora's box of other problems

We got Disney pulling out of Altman b4 I Ran taco ffs