TACO

Even if the war ended tomorrow. The economy is still shit, even the fake data we are getting is shit. That's something that he truly can't TACO. Sure, cut rates, but then say hello to a whole Pandora's box of other problems

We got Disney pulling out of Altman b4 I Ran taco ffs

If he can Taco from this, there is no fiesta he can’t get out of 

#WAR WON INSIDE MY HEAD THATS WHAT I MEAN - KING CLOWN TACO

If you haven't figured it out now, there's no taco. Only jawbone to manipulate prices as a vol dampened.  

they guy taco is talking to appears to know

What the bulls are not acknowledging is that mango can taco all he wants, but he cannot artificially open the strait. Oil will not lie. And this shit is just not going to get better. It's going to get a lot worse. Boots on the ground won't even work, at least not right away. They're going to have to secure 100s of miles of coastline to be able to guarantee that not a single missile will hit the strait. That's not even really possible. Oil will go up. Prices will go up. Company values will go down.

It's another taco🦧

Imo Israel's gone early on mangos taco, he won't like this one bit, he wanted Thursday or Friday before screwing talks with boots on the ground.

It's Taco Tuesday because I panic sold all my shit today

You'd think bers by now would have understood the power of the TACO 🌮

Is it TACO Tuesday?

He never will because he only goes to war to stay out of jail. Eventually taco will force him to get in line

Taco is gonna claim he ended another war that would’ve resulted in billions of lives.

🥭 delivered tacos for taco Tuesday

TACO pump. In reality U.S. is just low on munitions probably so “ceasefire” is likely them resupplying or preparing for another wave who knows 🤷‍♂️

The question is: are the Iranians even aware of the "One Month Ceasefire," or is it just another TACO pump?

wow, TACO Tuesday and right in time for dinner too

Taco Tuesday

Nobody wants to miss the taco trade

Literal Taco Tuesday 

Holy TACO Tuesday 🤣😂

An Israel ceasefire is as trustworthy as a post Taco Bell fart

So taco in week 😂  An idiot 

don't fall for it again, there will be no taco. he is playing for time

WTF?? Did Trump just TACO?

sadly there is no taco, it is playing out as an ugly and long war

Maybe he didn't realize that TACO only works BEFORE starting a war.

It’s especially bad since they get 70-90% of their oil from the Strait. 🥭 backpedaling isn’t just TACO Tuesday fun times, it’ll make all the pacific and gulf countries reconsider having USA military bases if we don’t have their back.

TACO?

Give us some good news you orange catcher's mitt, I've got some way otm lottos and need a war taco

Is he gonna say sike on the invasion force to pump the market again in another taco moment

"US Secretary of War Hegseth: We negotiate with bombs." TACO blamed him for the Iran war so he probably want to YOLO puts on Iran lol

Taco says he won the war yall! 

"TACO: Iran did something good yesterday related to Hormuz." Like what? Lol

"TACO: Iran has agreed that they will never have nuclear weapon."

TACO time? Time to go full retardo 0dte calls in final 1hr and a half 😎

"TACO: We're talking to the right people, they want to make a deal." "TACO: The people that we're talking to in Iran want to make a deal."

Hopefully Iran makes taco pay for slavvery repartions too while they also get some money lmaooooo

#talks about talks about talks about talks lmao iran playing 4D chesst while taco eats mcdonald burger lmaoo

He can't even taco this. LOL

Oh god. MBS and Bibi got the dude by the balls. Taco Bell isn’t on the menu. 

Only taco cas save my calls now

taco asking for 1 million to be added to his executive insider trading telegram chat.

I have a feeling that mango might not taco this time around. Just a little hunch, yknow

T-3 days Tik Tok taco man

ONE FIESTA THAT 🥭 CANT TACO OUT OF 

Fake pump, bet taco tacos in 30 min

We used to say when lambo, now we say when taco

🥭 is giving Iran a full TACO supreme on a silver plate and they are throwing it back in his face, not once but twice. How utterly humiliating.