TACO

He will Try to TACO at 1pm at the swearing in ceremony.

Sideways till Friday close, then the clown escalates and we burn on Monday before an eventual taco on Tuesday. Repeat till war somehow won, this is legitimately the strategy at this point.

Feels like closing some of my naked puts before trump taco again.

Reverse TACO incoming

taco won't pay anything, that means war will continue

The situation is very different though. With tariffs he could just TACO, it is a lot harder to do it now as there are a lot more actors involved and damage to supply chains is being done atm

Traders made bets worth half a billion dollars in the oil market about 15 minutes before taco post touting “productive” talks with Iran sent the price of crude tumbling and ignited volatility in other assets. F this guy

Will be a TACO week

It’s taco Tuesday, did we attack yet?

My entire thesis rests on today being taco Tuesday. If he doesn't tweet today I'm closing my calls until next Monday

market literally waiting on next fake ass taco tweet

We are a taco stand

The reason why 🥭 TACO yesterday this time is because Bessent's short oil was about to be squeezed big time, and Barron needs to cure his margin call.

Taco does not decide when this war is over, Wakey wakey

4 hours till open taco dont fk ts up

Don need to increase the frequency to keep up with the trend. But is the TACO production able to keep up with an increase in demand ?

if it dumps -%1, an intercontinental ballistic taco will be launched, don't worry

premarket is just made to fuck with options traders. i cant imagine how pissed i would be if i held puts over the weekend and i saw premarket yesterday lol. some guys were up so much just to be crushed by a semi-taco

Bears you guys need to learn that 🥭 can and will taco anything before you're broke like that guy who lost 100k. Literally nothing is beyond tacoing. He will just straight up lie and it will get eaten up

The market wants to belive the taco so much

Went half my port in calls… after trying to swing as a bear and getting wrecked. Let’s go TACO!

It's Taco Tuesday 🌮

Taco Tuesday

This really should be an easy short here but I’m afraid this pump is just insider trading before his next taco

Did taco annouce another war over

The willingness to taco is all the hopium i need

today is taco tuesday

1:30 PM The President participates in a Swearing-In Ceremony for the Secretary of Homeland Security Oval Office · White House Press Pool \^ Mini Pump/TACO is confirmed here.

The fake TACO pumps are more and more short lived.

Come on mango taco about peloton I’ve been bag holding since 2021

Eurobers gonna tank the market, then a TACO in the morning and we pump

Can daddy taco pls save Barron's calls again tomorrow?

If 🥭 in presser looks deeper orangey yellow hue, u will know a taco is incoming. Those are just clear facts.

Calls. It’s TACO Tuesday.

Which one of you regards ported calls at close because TACO Tuesday?

The irony is that if correct Iran is now going to taco out of fully closing the strait to china etc which it promised it would do if the us hit power infrastructure

If you used that fake taco to profit off the pump you’re fine and a smart bol but if you genuinely thought the fake taco was the end to the war you’re ngmi

If the taco gets faded by 9am tomorrow what does 🥭 do? Ult again? It’s still on CD

Taco Tuesday? hasn't every other day been a Taco at this point?

This is what you said yesterday before the taco

Bers going to continue talking all night while bols wake up to a taco 🌮

JUST RETURNED FROM A 3-DAY COMA, DID HE TACO YET?

Everyone keeps saying taco this taco that. It’s become so sensationalized but no one is actually thinking what’s going on behind the scenes. I refuse to believe the US president just randomly tweets what he wants.

Spy already recovering, see you tomorrow for taco

No taco on this one, he’s not in charge. Economy be fucked.

Taco better pause tarrifs this kills calls is killing me as a bear.

So glad FUTES are red. I was starting to think Taco Tuesday was postponed

Earlier today, before the taco, I said sub 640 close, looks like I was only off by a day. Tomorrow.

Well, tomorrow is Taco Tuesday

It’s easier to taco tariffs than this tho.