TACO

You can’t taco out of this war my fellow regard. Tariffs and war are two different things. Trump tries but realizes that iran will not fold

Market loves taco!!!poor hedge hogs selling those calls and puts!!!

I ate chili and Taco Bell...our gas problems are over.

Prob 670 after the taco

What if this whole war was just a fake ChatGPT creation complete with fake videos and fake taco tweets

At this rate there is going to be a daily TACO to stop the markets from shitting itself

I think people are missing the big picture here. The fact that 🥭 said peace talks are going well is fact that TACO will live up to his name regardless of if talks are happening or not. TACO is bullish. And besides, why would Iran admit to peace talks and tank the price of oil. Oil is their only bargaining chip. 

if yall have noticed...each taco pump is getting weaker and weaker. there will be a point where he will say the most bullish thing but market gonna drill negative 5

Market can't even sustain a 🌮 taco pump for more than one day now. Just crash it and let's get it over with

That is the beauty of TACO Pavlovian conditioning

Bulls talking mad shit because 🥭 went full Taco Bell

A most accurate picture of the Great Iran War Taco Market

Iran is only after Netanyahu and TACO. I doubt they'll go after civilians. I mean....they're not the good guys either but it will be stupid to do that. It will only help TACO and Netanyahu more if they kill or hurt any Americans civilians.

We're SO FUCKED on gas prices when the market realizes this mornings taco was FAKE AS SHIT.

We were down 1% premarket this morning and got a taco, can’t wait for another one tomorrow

Will this be called a taco supreme or a Baja blast?

Waiting for TACO 🌮 to Reverse course on his last TACO 🌮 …….   then TACO Again. 

Too much ber FUD for me, I’ll see you guys tomorrow for the taco

Did we just taco out of negotiations?

Literally almost everyone knew he was going to taco….

crazy how I knew he would TACO, called it in the daily, and still liquidated my port at a 70% loss just to see it moon. it's gonna keep mooning overnight and premarke btw

Taco Tuesday?

oh, yeah pin risk... well that sucks, I am sorry for you. It wasn't MU that pumped tho, it was the entire market because of taco tweet (not today tweet, a different one, mf has tweeted like 3 things +1% -1% +3% in past days) QQQ and SPY were up 1% AH on Friday once in the past there was a guy here that forgot to sell and got assigned on a META call (on margin) and then the stonk crashed on Monday before he could sell

Can’t wait to Taco again tomorrow

Tomarrow is taco tuesday and 🫵🏽 are holding puts 😭

While I wouldn't discount that mango manipulated the market for this buddies, it could also simply be coincidence.  I'm sure if regards here can figure out that mango will taco on Mondays, the phds at fancy hedge funds and other financial institutions can as well. And seeing the markets tank in the rest of the world was a sure sign of things to come, so they placed a bet accordingly.

He cant TACO of this one, too much dmg done, Iran wont let him. Markets will keep dumping imo as global energy crisis gets worse week after week

Stay liquid and wait for hard ultimatums from mango and then bet your house on Taco. Am sharing this strategy because I like some of you.

Crazy TACO, but not really.

TACO took care of that.

Taco Tuesday manana , bucket up kiddos 🥭 mango won't disappoint

Imagine spending your life drawing magic lines on a chart and marking supports when you could just have mango tell you when he's gonna TACO

#IRAN TROLLIN TACO ON X LMAO

what if: TACO says we have spoken to their spokes person, hes a great dude, we gonna make him leader of iran, war is won. we going home now. But in reality, hes in jail/dead, i mean media doesnt seem to fact check this administration so, who will know?

"JUST IN: TACO reportedly considering Iran's parliamentary speaker Mohammad ⁠Bagher Ghalibaf as a potential US-backed leader."

Boots on the ground if they say that lmao taco would never

So you can TACO out of killing someone as opposed to some of your takes in here.

TACO TACO TACO

same guy that "familiar with the matter" again, does Iran also consider a US backed leader? or is mr.taco negotiating with himself in front of a mirror?

intercontinental ballistic taco

Lord save my calls let buttocorn hit 72k overnight and let taco shut his mouth and my calls print and all regards say!!

in one of the universes, taco didn't tacoed, and we hit circuit breakers.

Depends on whether Iran keeps the strait closed, not on what the US does. That's why he can't taco this one.

I did the exact same, but on the opposite side of the book 2-3 days ago. Similar capital losses. Ignored my models because of geopolitical tensions and "TACO". I've basically been posting on this sub for 2 days straight as a coping mechanism.

even in that scenario, i think he has an automated truth posting bot. he will taco the death

I think everyone knew that TACO for the powerplant threats.

##LEADERSHIP THROUGH TACO

Don’t let the taco trade distract you from ice being deployed to airports. They’re going to force airports to adopt private security instead, it’s part of project 2025 even. So what related companies are we buying calls on? Most of what I can find are private companies. From Project 2025: >TSA could privatize the screening function by expanding the current Screening Partnership Program (SPP) to all airports.

Feels like yhe crash is still on. It's one thing to buy because the war is over, but the price of energy seems to gravitating up now that it's been made hostage by trying to TACo on Iran.  And the AI narrative could crumble in the face of severe energy shortages and increased costs on top of component scarcity.

The pump on the last taco is going to make April 9, 2025, look like a slightly green day.