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but theyre a cutting-edge, high-tech firm out of the Midwest

OpenAI is the Qatar of the tech industry. "We will send you $800T on the next year, trust me bro. Don't worry about it being way more than our GDP."

Listen up. I've said it before, I will say it again. The AI circle jerk between tech companies got me thinking we are missing out on a very big opportunity. Stop buying stock and start printing money. Hear me out. I list my bigger than average company on NYSE using the symbol $DICK. All I need are two other tech innovators to list their products. For this example let's go with $ASS and $MOUTH. Step 1) I, $DICK, sign a 10 year contract to get $10 billion in services from $ASS. Step 2) $ASS signs an agreement to get services worth $10 billion dollars from $MOUTH. Step 3) $MOUTH signs a 10 year contract with my $DICK, I will get $10 billion in services. We make announcements & press release, go on Cramer and sell it hard. Stocks moon, we borrow money using our stock as collateral. Whenever it feels like the bubble is about to burst we bring in new players to keep the party going. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the way to play this market. It's free money.

need a robot that dispenses cocaine and also gives handjobs and then I'll stop buying all of this tech AI slop garbage

Big tech spending billions on AI. The AI: >Deloitte issues refund for error-ridden Australian government report that used AI

#I'm selling my tech winners and buying oversold non-tech shit LMAO🤌

#I wonder which two random ass tech companies will announce a deal tomorrow. LMAO🤌

#Tech space is like Dawson's Creek where everyone dated everyone in every possible combination throughout the show LMAO🤌

Billions of $$$ thrown around but China says fuck you to your chips and they can make their own deepseek tech can’t wait for all this hype to be over

Old and busted: Good companies at reasonable valuations New hotness: Positioning all in on tech at any valuation like it’s 1999

The worst ones are those who hate you pointing out how fraudulent this market is. Literally the rich and tech bros just stealing from everyone else as prices keep going up, paychecks get cut while their consumption continues to soar to record highs. https://i.postimg.cc/YSBX9RRh/top-10-income-consumption-Copy.png Meanwhile "miracle of AI" making energy prices soar for local residents 260%+. Using billion liters of drinking water a day.

I’ve missed out on every single leap. Someone give me a tech stock to YOLO

#Tech: pumping #Everything else: dumping #LMAO🤌

#Every time I buy a stock other than tech I lose money. Every time I buy tech I make money. Only an idiot would buy anything but tech. LMAO🤌

#Time to move away from tech to other sectors. Sector rotation coming soon. LMAO🤌

#What's the next big tech deal that's cooking to pump stocks? Microsoft and Apple? Google and Amazon? Netflix and Spotify? LMAO🤌

#Tech companies jerking each other off in a circle LMAO🤌

Financial analysts -> Rating agencies Tech companies "deals" -> CDOs GPUs and data centers -> houses

GOOG just bought out some Indian IT tech student's company for AI memory solutions. See that's the reason why big tech companies need not fear small guys working in garage with something revolutionary that could put big guys out of business. The big tech guys simply buys out the garage people or pumps billions into something similar so they don't fall behind.

Yay. Rich and tech bros stealing from everyone else continues. Surprised Pikachu.

‘If you ever feel useless, just remember that San Francisco has a ‘tech’ week..’ Glad to see Parik’s twitter is still gold 🤌

Stop listening to all these tech bro CEOs they are just hyping each other up to make money. Ffs... regard market

such a weird day. market green yet many individual big tech stocks red, like amzn, meta, avgo

Sam Altman is the perfect frontman for AI and big tech given the current climate. If ya criticize him, someone can accuse you of being either homophobic or anti-semitic. Dude's got indestructible plot armor.

So which tech co is going to pass off the money they got from the other tech co to another co so I can profit off it for once 😄

In the 1920s the world was abuzz about the amazing new technology called radio. A company by the name of RCA was pioneering advancements in this amazing tech that surely would change the world. They would go on to lose 98% of their value during the great depression, eventually recovering and reaching their old 1929 highs again 40 years later in the 1960s.

I hope this ai collapse will send all these tech companies back to the stone age and we can go back to playing ps2 games after school

Pretty soon all the tech companies will own 10% of each other

so every AI related company has a stake in one another. I'm sure this didn't happen before any other tech-driven market crash...

Downdetector showing tons of apps/platforms having outages in the last half hour. It's either a full fledged cyber attack against the US's tech infrastructure by a foreign adversary or that I smoked too much weed, you guys.

All eyes on tech, but look at Lockheed shooting up. Ww3 incoming. 

Tech on a wild fucking ride today

LOL bunch of $NVDA fanbois getting hurt cause their bro growing wings..  Do some research AMD better performance to power ratio, you can buy a frikken AMD mini PC with 96GB VRAM cheaper than just a comparable nvidia graphics card right now!  Don't get me wrong, I love all the tech companies but AMD is just getting started benn calling it for a while now..

Crazy OpenAI bailing out every tech company

tech companies: future profit I promise!

ChatGPT told OpenAI that the best way to make money was round tripping billions through other tech companies

Why are you surprised though this is always how big money has flowed, overall it’s good for tech when they’re all spending money and investing in each other

Now so many tech companies and chip companies are tied up with open AI, if open AI goes down, bubble gonna burst, till then ride the momentum.

State captured monopolies, infinite bailouts and printing for the rich and tech bros. Rising prices, paycuts and longer hours with less staff because of the "miracles of AI".

Im having bad ber thoughts, if/when OpenAI faces trouble half the tech stocks go down 40% (all thy gained because of it), pretty fucked up

Tech companies working together is berish? Do you want flying cars or not?

Palantir just lost a major UK government contract, yet the stock is still surging. It’s crazy — a consulting-style software company that relies heavily on engineers for long, multi-year data analytics projects with high labor costs and slim profit margins is being treated like a highly profitable tech giant ...

What if the 2008-style systemic risk is in the trillions of dollars of "pinky promises" between the megacap tech companies? Seriously, if OpenAI fails, the level of wealth destruction will make Lehman look like nothing. The web of "deals" and stakes is so complex at this point, if any one of them sneezes market goes in the toilet. A lot of it is starting to be funded by debt as well (ahem Oracle). It's literally the mid-2000's setup again. The inevitable credit crunch will be just as crunchy as the subprime disaster. We're watching systemic leverage & risk being built up in real time.

OpenAI, Microsoft, Broadcom, AMD, Nvidia, Intel ... fuck it, just merge the books of all the big tech companies at this point so they can save on accounting fees.

Don’t bet against American tech stocks!

im just waiting for openAI to go public. It will eventually drill so hard to the ground and take the entire US economy with it, leading to a complete reset with most of the MAG7 tech firms being able to weather the storm

Amd news https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/openai-amd-announce-massive-computing-deal-marking-new-phase-of-ai-boom-ed92cc42?utm_source=chatgpt.com

The carry trade is pretty small compared to the entire market tbh (and much of it goes into USTs anyway). But the whole world has been pouring money into US big tech stocks because they are global monopolies and you can't buy them anywhere else. And this was superpowered by the massive expansion in derivative trading, which leverages cash many times over, which itself was superpowered by insane levels of direct government stimulus during covid, all of which was on top of a decade of very low or zero interest rates (which made borrowing essentially free and lowered the RoI bar to below zero) and extremely expansive monetary policy. So it's no freaking wonder asset prices went to the moon. It's been a confluence of multiple events that has lined up to boost US equities like never before.  But is was probably a once in a generation occurrence and even now the boost is fading. But investors have been conditioned to number always going up and can't conceive of anything else so they are telling themselves fairy stories about super intelligent chatbots taking us to utopia in order to justify buying a handful of extremely overpriced companies.

Friend of my who has no clue about investing, started to tell me that she needs to by tech boom stocks. She said that chatgdp told her the tech run will last another 10 years. We near the top.

U.S. tech giants hit pause on India data center deals under weight of trade uncertainty $GOOGL $AMZN $MSFT $NVDA