TOWN

🎶 the boys are back in town 🎶

20 million people used to shitpost here, now it's a ghost town.

Nothing like Vancouver zombie town sponsored by China chemicals

I used to pick up prostitutes off the street, have them change clothes and bring them to a swinger party so I could fuck some dudes wife while he went to town on a street walker

My ex wife is out of the town for the weekend, sorry. I will let her know

I won't feel sorry when we go to tendie town monday, and you're watching from the sidelines. GL my friend

NTFLX is like the town bike, everyones had a turn and nobody wants it anymore.

It's the corner of the most frequented place in town. I hang out in the bar all the time. They want to expand to the place next door. It's completely viable I think.

I grew up in a military town and every boot driving the banks F250 would park like that. So my whole life, anytime I see a reverse parker, I've just assumed they have a room temp IQ and debt up to their eyeballs

*Based purely on calories, a blue whale could theoretically provide hundreds of years of food for one person or a year of food for a small town of nearly 700 people.* [eating fried chicken noises]

Few years ago I had some downtime, so drove out to this coastal town for a Lobster Festival or something of the sorts. Last minute, so didn’t tell anybody. just packed a bag and left. Either way I ended up hooking up with a chick from a nearby city that was there for a bachelorette. Turned out she wasn’t sane. Like I was actually really scared of her. Next night I’m out and she stalked me to a pub that I was at. She told me she ran around to all the bars looking for me, which confirmed my notion to be terrified of her. I excused myself to the restroom and escaped out a window. big industrial pane windows that opened outwards. Had a dude bro in there help me pry it open because it was rusted shut. Was like an 8 foot drop into an alleyway, but I was desperate. Had to go back the next day and get my card then took my ass back home. folks just got back from that same festival and it reminded me of that weekend. **SPY $679**

Imagine all of you who have to now explain to your kids their college fund is gone and you staying in the poor part of town because you bought fake meat instead of something sensible like a no revenue nuclear company. "Daddy how come all my friends are rich their dad's are regarded too!" "Sorry kids Im the wrong kind of regard"

don't let this be the end, take us to tendy town

*when I was a young boy. In Bulgaria. My father took me into town square. to pick pocket Australian lads.* #🗣️

COME ON H TOWN BABY LFG

Anyone ever tried selling physical gold? It's like going to a shady pawn shop. You have to haggle with the guy whose trying to low ball you on your 1gram gold bar. Can you imagine hauling a few pounds of that stuff around town looking for someone to buy it? No thank you!

The bots are back in town

Is this what the daily thread looks like with no bots active? It's a ghost town! edit a bunch of us had the same thought at the same time lol

the bulls are back in town

There is a new king in town. Name isn’t $NVDA. It’s $ENS. American made batteries. Cheap. New CEO supportive of us shareholders. Battery plant coming funded by the current Administration. Exposed to onshoring, data centers, defense, space, and automation.

I am donating all my money to Charity. She dances at a club on the other side of town.

Found my neighbor this morning with 12 stab wounds in her chest. Had to stabilize her until EMS arrived. Not how I wanted to start my day. I'm so tired of the senseless violence going on. I dont even live in a bad part of town. The criminal has not been found yet which makes me scared to leave my own home. Be safe out there folks.

She's not related to me. Sorry to burst your bubble. Small town living, people talk.

Asking the people at San Diego no kings if they’re in town for twitch convention and vice versa; over under of when I get punched??

You’re only ten trades away from being able to have a second family in the town over. 

I think the black swan will be the Healthcare industry collapsing due to the ACA expiring. Rural and small town hospitals are gonna close. Healthcare stocks are going to collapse and take the rest of the stonk market with it. Then of course the rest of the bad shit happening: bad loans, AI bubble, crypto bs will just be icing on the cake... icing made out of jet fuel and explosives.

"50,000 bulls used to live here, now its a ghost town"

Well fuck me V is coming to town early today. Calls it is

All aboard the gold train next stop is gravy town, USA. Don't get left behind, you guys.

Should I renew dope apartment lease in big city or try out small town with not great amenities but I like the chicks

Imagine if Taylor Swift never made it and instead of being a billionaire, she’s working behind the counter at a small-town Walgreens. You’d be like, “She looks kind of weird, but I guess I’d hit it.”

chicago town pizza ad just came on and i feel like the “go to town in chicago town” is so sexually explicit that it needs calls

GAP PT's of $30 released today by BTIG. Also - my friend went to the mall and checked out some retailers. She said American Eagle was a ghost town & had quite literally 1 customer in the store - whereas GAP was actually quite busy in comparison. I'm going to the mall this weekend, gonna pop my head into a few retailers and check it out. I averaged down quite hard into shares and leaps \~$20

#NO MORE ALGO TRADING. We're going back to paper slips and horseback rides 20 miles into town

Go go Lisa, show who is the sheriff in this town

UUUU is headquartered in my town. Should I go peek in the windows for catalysts?

Working my first day at the new cooking oil factory in town! 

Guess who just got back today Them wild-eyed bears that had been away Haven't changed, had much to say But man, I still think them bulls are crazy They were askin' if you were around How you was, where you could be found Told them you were livin' downtown Drivin' all the old bulls crazy The bears are back in town, the bears are back in town I said, the bears are back in town, the bears are back in town The bears are back in town, the bears are back in town The bears are back in town, the bears are back in town

This place is a ghost town now. Either everyone got blown out on that reversal or there’s a line at the lambo store

#THE BOLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

Bers once again getting sent to pound town

I swear, I have the worst pillow in town.

Bikkhu is in town!

Tim Apple, Jamie Dimon, and Jerome Powell rent a limo on the town in Miami. Who brings the booze, who brings the drugs, and who brings the women (men)?

THE BOLS ARE BACK IN TOWN 🎸🎶🤘

Do you know what seperates the two? PATH is $1.8 billion ARR in a hot industry with key partners.  POET has less revenue than a good lemonade stand in a college town.

Wifey out of town for 3 more days. Torn between going to get a happy ending or going nofap. Extremism!

Next year the ONLY adult in town JPow leaves.... fucking hell.

Just be a white American. Japanese chicks love white guys so you’ll easily be able to take some japs to pound town

Every time Bearhunter writes LMAO 🤌 a garage freezer dies while a family is out of town.