TSLA

I scalped tsla puts at open and made money lol I got in and out in less than 3 min

Tsla is heading to $500. Just give it some time.

“TSLA under fire for slaughtering bears” - Bloomberg

TSLA has the highest P/E ratio in the s&p 500. At this rate it would take almost 300 years for every dollar invested to make profits by the company. FYI no positions in TSLA.

TSLA shorts getting run over faster than toddlers in front of FSD 14

Yo is TSLA a fucking CULT? Any other stock would have tanked 10% by now.

!banbet TSLA 456.75 1D

When TSLA beats expectations it rockets upwards but whenever it misses the market just goes eh numbers are that important, let's look to the future. Very nice.

TSLA really is a cult filled with elon dicksuckers

yep getting TSLA puts at $435 was pretty much as bad as getting BYND at $7.

Why do people bet against the most scammy company ever just avoid Tsla

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Told you wait for TSLA pump to buy put

Ofcourse Tesla is up weekly. Of course it lingers around ATH: environment for Tesla has never been more optimistic :))  It's a 7000 B company, you guys know that, right?  [Seriously: don't touch TSLA options. Never. Sell naked shares, be patient. Don't be a free squeeze for Cathie and Musk] 

$TSLA just cured cancer again

Those TSLA volumes are insane

I just prey some of the stocks I am long in build a cult like following TSLA has. Where even if they fail they never lose.

TSLA now green 😂🤭 I mentioned in the ER thread that even if ER was shit they would find a way to pump it.

Remember when everyone hated TSLA at $220 earlier this year? Pepperidge Farm remembers

tsla is the most retarded stock in history

Jesus Christ TSLA

I swear if TSLA looks like it’s about to tank just all in on calls at this stage

Why aren't there many other stocks that replicate what TSLA stock does? (As in, be an automaker that pumps to an astronomical valuation of 1.45T market cap, 300 P/E ratio, and 15 P/S ratio on no growth, declining earnings, damaged brand reputation, and FSD/robotaxi/robots grifts that have been repeatedly been debunked.) Why aren't other stocks able to grift like that?

can't afford TSLA options do I buy inverse shares lmao

Pretty insane that u just buy Tsla calls and start counting money in

lol tsla about to close green after that shitty ass er BUY CALLS ON ANYTHING

Why does 68 degrees F feel so different in the summer vs the winter. To whomever bought those TSLA puts I sold last week. Sorry Bro.

TSLA REEEEEEEEEEEEE

TSLA going to go flat and burn both calls/puts from that terrible ER

The gains on these TSLA calls would feel a lot better if it wasn’t just making up for the money I lost on puts this morning lol

TSLA hitting green today is insanity

TSLA is the most rigged stock of all time

Well the TSLA puts not working out so well fml

TSLA is going to go green because their robot does kung fu with Jared Leto. You can't beat that.

TSLA puts free money. Just teasing the sheep lmao.

TSLA going green seems more regarded than BYND going green

TSLA, I guess never bet against elmo

How did I not buy tsla calls this morning? Seems like such an obvious play 

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tsla actually gonna go green jeezus

TSLA $445 eod

The fact that there exist people who would rather buy TSLA than GOOGL right now frankly is astounding to me.

Fucking typical dude. I got TSLA CSP's yesterday before close, Tesla fucking shat the bed and I was looking at an 800 dollar loss. I see tesla pops a bit at open, I sell for about break even. Now tesla really popped and those CSP's are now up 800 bucks. FML dude. I just can't fucking win. And my stupid ass got into Ford CSP's now, watch me lose my ass because they can't make their fucking alumaduty trucks anymore and the earnings call is gonna suck. Fuck me.

I shorted TSLA and account is looking bad. Just gonna get high after work and stop being so invested in trading. I’m a failure

Just moved all in TSLA put spreads. Earning calls were a disaster, new promises without substance. The Hopium train will find a good stop in the next few months.

My first TSLA put, wish me luck

TSLA to 500 today

TSLA might actually be the most fully retarded stock of all time and will probably close the day green

I can't believe I entered TSLA calls today but that shit worked. Elon high in the call and shits still printing. We love a good druggie CEO. 😎

So ppl bought the dip on TSLA? ye ok