TSLA

I'll bet you one TSLA autographed by Elon himself a self-riding Sex Robot

Made $6k today. Used $1k for TSLA calls next week. Had to give a little back for the retards that got wiped out on day one.

TSLA is a bigger bitch than DOGE Prove me wrong 

I saw someone say: With TSLA, stock is the product. It is so true. Shit doesn't make any sense.

Tsla and pltr down The world is healing

Seems like high PE names being sold off, like PLTR tsla and CVNA

PLTR and TSLA ded money

The Chinese firms like BYD are all going to eat each other, then TSLA will eat the winner.

TSLA headlines today: Deliveries drop for 3rd consecutive quarter, falls under estimates, Tesla overtaken by BYD as top manufacturer Also TSLA headlines today: Goldman raises price target from $400 to $420 *I hate this fucking company, I hate this company so goddamn much*

TSLA calls for next week.. 440 strike for relief bounce..

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You suck TSLA

All in on TSLA 2x stock. If it goes to $650 by mid of year I make good money, if it crashes then me broke af

Tsla bout to shit harder 

!banbet TSLA $449 38m

At least TSLA can move $40 in a day. Fucking NVDA is an option sellers paradise. I’ve been selling hella naked calls for weeks and banking. Bag holders paradise.

TSLA calls on this dump are a gift

Watching AMZN and TSLA get pushed down while DJT, pretend money, and shiny rocks get bid up is pure entertainment. Welcome to 2026!

fucking TSLA omfg

FUCK YOU TSLA FUCK YOU ELON CONGRATS TSLA BERZ

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TSLA going back to $495 next week wouldn’t even be surprising. Half expected actually

TSLA makes overpriced plastic cars for pretentious conformists.

Sold my regular tsla stock and just went all in on 2x tsla stock. When it goes down 7 days in a row, average gain of over 10% in the next 2 weeks. Easy 20% for me

Tesla being down 7 days is quite bullish for the next 2 weeks $TSLA up 5 out of 5 times with an average gain of 13.7%

This is the flattest market in awhile. Spy is down less than 0.1% and TSLA only down 2.8% off of terrible deliveries. Do it market, jump off the cliff edge. Stop edging us

Kinda tempted to grab TSLA calls to ensure it goes below 400

So TSLA stock is like $30 from car sales . And the other $400? From the useless robot?

could have bought 0dte ASTS calls like respected investor, instead I bought calls for META and TSLA

How is MU still pumping when everything is dumping? MU the new TSLA?

Someone bought tsla at 500

Gonna have to wait until Feb to re-buy TSLQ because of the wash-sale rule. TSLA better stay up for a month.

Tesla is down 7 days in a row. $TSLA has never gone down 8 days in a row before. Could be a good scalp😉🤑🤑

The question is is tsla going to slowly grind down to 430 today or do it in one big leap? The answer is important for my puts.

To be fair, in November, Ford’s electric vehicle sales fell about 61% year-over-year due to Tax Credit expiring. $TSLA, fell 15.6% in Q4. So, if you pull back the lens, all of the negativity is mostly unwarranted

CVNA PLTR TSLA selling off, people are wisely taking profits

Die TSLA & PLTR Die!!!!!

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!banbet TSLA 455 1w

!banbet TSLA 400 1d

Am I being greedy with my tsla poots? should I take the win here?

God they pumped the living shit out of ai stocks this morning. Love seeing TSLA, APP and CVNA dump

TSLA down the last 9 sessions of trading. Yea I literally went all in on stock 8 days ago😭

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TSLA is a piece of shit stock Prove me wrong 

Most amusing that PLTR and TSLA are moving in relative lockstep. The same tards play both?

TSLA puts was always the right move 

TSLA is a piece of shit

Insane TSLA barely drops on horrible news. When any other tech misses it's double digit risk, but when TSLA fails it's hardly noticeable.

Why is this thread full of boomers worshipping dogshit like AMZN, META, MSFT, AAPL or TSLA? Put your savings into some meme stonk and let it ride ffs