TSLA

Remember all the regards who were saying tsla die 5 months ago?

The lack of DD posts of anyone thinking they're enlightened and "discovering" TSLA is overpriced is kinda concerning, ngl.

I found out why TSLA is pumping….its pumping fat burgers into over weight Americans at their new restaurant

WTF, why doesn’t TSLA option chain for December go to 1000? It’s obviously going to be there by then.

You know he has jack squat in cash right? He would need to sell his TSLA holdings, crashing TSLA taking SPY and most 401k values down.

TSLA crash to 200 will be epic and I’ll be there to witness it

Tesla catches fire in Miami today. Bullish on TSLA https://youtu.be/dDKRDJW6P3Q?si=zcVzp_GEmtp2zhj7

0 reason not to full port into TSLA weekly calls every single week at this point. Guaranteed few hundred percent return every time.

TSLA q4 2023 revenue 25.17 billion. Stock price 207 and falls to 144 by the next earnings. TSLA q2 2025 revenue 22.5 billion. Stock price 305 and proceed to rise to approximately 500 a share by the next earnings. Very much sense. Decreasing revenue and sales is so god damn fucking hot.

TSLA calls once again 

guys i have $100k in TSLA weeklies make it print please

Gave up on the TSLA short idea earlier this week. Bullet dodged 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

TSLA stock is damn near half owned by endlessly loyal retail fanboys. I want it to crash but it has no sellers.

!banbet TSLA 350 7d

TSLA real definition of a cult. Believe it or not, TSLA calls is the play

TSLA $500 tomorrow please

!banbet TSLA 420 2d

There are retards among us right this moment pumping TSLA in the daily thread, not even in an ironic way. This is the top.

apes get in TSLA before $460 let's mars together tomorrow 🚀

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!banbet TSLA 480 2d

TSLA looking like $600 end of month

All jokes aside, why do TSLA poot holders think the stock will tank tomorrow? Do they think the delivery numbers are going to be worse? We all know it’s bad. This is a vibe company now. It will pump till it can. Get over it and join the CALL gang. Yolo

TSLA doing almost 40% in Septembear was not on my bingo card 😬😬😬

I bet TSLA had 469,420 deliveries, higher than the analyst consensus of 443,079 TSLA will rally over 500 by EOW Good luck to all regards. Bears will be punching the air in DISBELIEF tomorrow morning (as it should be)

!bangbros TSLA $368, 2 weeks

TSLA plummet tomorrow? What time delivery numbers 👀

When tsla hits 500 I start to short

TSLA long or short? big pp or small pp?

Shorted TSLA at 450 today. Will short more if it is up tomorrow. Maybe I am a moron (probably am), but this is a fucking joke. This pos will come down and I am stubborn enough to keep averaging.

TSLA pumping to new ATH tomorrow on the back of "it's bad of course, but not as bad as we thought" would be the most TSLA thing ever

Tsla down 20% tmr?

Why is TSLA up big today? Any sales miss around the world?

When TSLA flashes down to 330 for a split second, is that a short capitulating or what?

Of course TSLA

Dear TSLA god plz cook that book with all the spices and give us some fucked up numbers like 550k delivery and the stonk moons 25%

TSLA to drop 10% tomorrow on disappointing delivery numbers. PUTS all in.

Holding TSLA puts overnight. Pray for me.

Imma need +15% on TSLA tomorrow

Tsla up another 3% on declining sales and revenenue, what hell.

I bought some TSLA puts. Pray for me

RDDT can drill much more. Take TSLA to hell with you please

I think a meteor could strike Fremont and TSLA would still go up 3%

TSLA prolly gonna gain 3-5% tomorrow when numbers are out

Imagine not owning at least some TSLA

Got this new strat. TSLA calls. It works 100% of the time. Impossible to lose. Stock estimate for 600 end of year, 12000 by end of 2026, 165000 by end of 2027.

Can’t help myself, I want to short TSLA, but I know it’ll go to $500 if I do, and drop like an anchor if I don’t.

if you have the stones to hold TSLA puts through this unrelenting bullshit, I am fairly confident you will come out ahead if your strike is at least 6 months out. Idiotic melt ups are what create the best setups for high upside short positions. Just look at what happened between December and April. It do go down. They have the clocks, but we have the time...

Tsla release breaking news on ai sexrobot advancements or something?

TSLA bears punching air. Story as old as time LMAOOOOOOOO