TSLA

Are you guys legit against buying TSLA shares or is it only outside this thread?

Puts on TSLA, EVs are no longer cool. Calls on V-8s

TSLA call holders came from mental institutions. - 🌮

Free oil for everyone. TSLA drivers owned.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/AlpacaDream7 made a bet that TSLA would go to 450.0 within **1 day** when it was 445.012 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 24 wins and 21 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Banbet! TSLA 420 6d

Weekend TSLA Futes are up 10% on this news btw

Very much so. Cheaper oil for the USA. Will continue to drive down demand for EVs , Tesla will have a harder time selling cars. So puts on TSLA . You’re welcome

#Ban Bet Lost /u/jstoop made a bet that TSLA would go to 470.0 within **3 days** when it was 456.074 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

#Ban Bet Lost /u/LargeBagHolder made a bet that TSLA would go to 470.0 within **3 days** when it was 455.205 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 6 wins and 9 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

TSLA below $400 soon

Why puts on tsla? Cheaper oil?

Special military operation the DJT way. Not 3 days, not 3 years, but 3 hours. Worlds' biggest oil deposits captured. Cheap oil, puts on Russia, puts on Taiwan, puts on TSLA, calls on INTC. Lets see on Mon.

Puts on TSLA

#Ban Bet Lost /u/JohnnyMadrid made a bet that TSLA would go to 472.0485 within **1 day** when it was 449.57 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 4 wins and 5 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

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!banbet TSLA +10% 1w

Here are your numbers for 4pm Monday 1/5. TSLA 427.37, NVDA 189.93, AMZN 228.43, SLV 69.34, SPY 684.67, MU 321.98, AMD 238.12

Fuck it TSLA CALL NEXT WEEK NEED MY BAGS, lord Elon do what you need to do

Fuck TSLA. I'm going to be bulk buying BYD shares starting Monday. I'll be drowning in BYD shares, people will be calling me P BYDDY

Guess what META logo actually is.. gay booties.. It's wearing those lulu lemon split booty yoga pants and grinding on the TSLA robots.. MSFT is out there watching this shit like a total beta..

Waymo gonna be shut down within the next 3 years cause TSLA will overtake. Enjoy the last 3 years

Bruh... TSLA got gay sex robots, MAX gay...

this was the best possible start into new year for me. Silver printed, tsla printed and crypto printed. All gains realized. Doing 100k challenge this year

For TSLA yes

Agreed, the TSLA Self-Riding Sex Robot is years away and its being priced like its been riding for years

Hahahahah now we are trashing Elon, he might turn Tsla +15% Monday. As bro feels like it

TSLA will go down from now, EU, US is going back to ICE, only GYNA loves electric cars (as they should be because they can't compete in ICE market) . and Elon, he loves Space more than anything else, he will leave TSLA just like he did with PYPL.

How much more abuse can TSLA shareholders take? The CEO is completely off the rails deranged, promises of robot cars replacing humans is always "coming soon", its car sales keeps dropping quarter to quarter. The company has exhausted its "meme" energy and the only thing keeps share prices afloat is the hype for the spaceX IPO. I'm betting some angel or activist investor buys enough shares to shift power away from the Elon personal circle of major shareholders to have enough corporate votes to oust Musk as CEO

My YTD in 2025 was 38% My YTD so far:-2.6% Thanks TSLA

TSLA is full self driving money into my pocket.

Amazing how many people believe TSLA has a robotic/AI future. This is the company that has failed to deliver FSD for an eternity.

Its down 10% in the last 5 trading sessions what more do u want 😭i do agree this fucking stock could randomly do +30% again i wont touch tsla again with a 15ft pole

Elon reverse squeezing TSLA 

I like the recent TSLA trend. Any MMs here? Are you guys offloading prior to Jan28 earnings date?

TSLA calls gotta be ok right?

For real, TSLA needs to drill harder

For PLTR to dump like that while TSLA only loses 2% is a fucking joke

How about them TSLA puts

Long TSLA, short RIVN I guess. 🤮

Who ate with those TSLA puts. The mayhem may continue tomorrow stay tuned.

I'll bet you one TSLA autographed by Elon himself a self-riding Sex Robot

Made $6k today. Used $1k for TSLA calls next week. Had to give a little back for the retards that got wiped out on day one.

TSLA is a bigger bitch than DOGE Prove me wrong 

I saw someone say: With TSLA, stock is the product. It is so true. Shit doesn't make any sense.

Tsla and pltr down The world is healing

Seems like high PE names being sold off, like PLTR tsla and CVNA

PLTR and TSLA ded money

The Chinese firms like BYD are all going to eat each other, then TSLA will eat the winner.

TSLA headlines today: Deliveries drop for 3rd consecutive quarter, falls under estimates, Tesla overtaken by BYD as top manufacturer Also TSLA headlines today: Goldman raises price target from $400 to $420 *I hate this fucking company, I hate this company so goddamn much*