TSLA

Crazy to think if delivery numbers are good we can see TSLA hit 480-500 by Friday cuz why the fuck not

TSLA under 500 = free money

Which TSLA calls offer the most profit by Friday at close? We thinking 510 or 520?

Pretty crazy that TSLA will double NVDAs market cap by December 1st

TSLA: Well you see, 20M people have one of our cars on their watch list, so we're just going to count those as guaranteed sales in our future-guidance.

I bet TSLA delivered 7 million cars this past quarter. Lying is in vogue so why not just say it’s way up. What’s gonna happen? SEC gonna tell them to stop being naughty? Lmao

Not humanly possible that TSLA has good delivery numbers, but we know it somehow will

Will my 350 10/10 tsla put preent 🔮🧐🕯

Gonna take out a 2nd mortgage, sell all my retirement funds, pawn my wife’s jewelry, and sell all my belongings to buy TSLA calls

There has got to be a new generation of TSLA bears as the previous generation got wiped out.

If TSLA is down 10% tmr how much will you make? If TSLA is up 10% tmr how much will you make?

Anyone out there buying TSLA right now- I said your mom's a ho.

People do seem to forget that in Dec 2024, it took TSLA only 2 weeks to go from $480 down to $380. And that was is a cheaper valuation period for markets as well

elon posted on x saying if u all in tsla, you’re a wise man, I don’t want to be a regard anymore, I think I need to all in

Never traded TSLA in my life

Remember all the regards who were saying tsla die 5 months ago?

The lack of DD posts of anyone thinking they're enlightened and "discovering" TSLA is overpriced is kinda concerning, ngl.

I found out why TSLA is pumping….its pumping fat burgers into over weight Americans at their new restaurant

WTF, why doesn’t TSLA option chain for December go to 1000? It’s obviously going to be there by then.

You know he has jack squat in cash right? He would need to sell his TSLA holdings, crashing TSLA taking SPY and most 401k values down.

TSLA crash to 200 will be epic and I’ll be there to witness it

Tesla catches fire in Miami today. Bullish on TSLA https://youtu.be/dDKRDJW6P3Q?si=zcVzp_GEmtp2zhj7

0 reason not to full port into TSLA weekly calls every single week at this point. Guaranteed few hundred percent return every time.

TSLA q4 2023 revenue 25.17 billion. Stock price 207 and falls to 144 by the next earnings. TSLA q2 2025 revenue 22.5 billion. Stock price 305 and proceed to rise to approximately 500 a share by the next earnings. Very much sense. Decreasing revenue and sales is so god damn fucking hot.

TSLA calls once again 

guys i have $100k in TSLA weeklies make it print please

Gave up on the TSLA short idea earlier this week. Bullet dodged 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

TSLA stock is damn near half owned by endlessly loyal retail fanboys. I want it to crash but it has no sellers.

!banbet TSLA 350 7d

TSLA real definition of a cult. Believe it or not, TSLA calls is the play

TSLA $500 tomorrow please

!banbet TSLA 420 2d

There are retards among us right this moment pumping TSLA in the daily thread, not even in an ironic way. This is the top.

apes get in TSLA before $460 let's mars together tomorrow 🚀

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!banbet TSLA 480 2d

TSLA looking like $600 end of month

All jokes aside, why do TSLA poot holders think the stock will tank tomorrow? Do they think the delivery numbers are going to be worse? We all know it’s bad. This is a vibe company now. It will pump till it can. Get over it and join the CALL gang. Yolo

TSLA doing almost 40% in Septembear was not on my bingo card 😬😬😬

I bet TSLA had 469,420 deliveries, higher than the analyst consensus of 443,079 TSLA will rally over 500 by EOW Good luck to all regards. Bears will be punching the air in DISBELIEF tomorrow morning (as it should be)

!bangbros TSLA $368, 2 weeks

TSLA plummet tomorrow? What time delivery numbers 👀

When tsla hits 500 I start to short

TSLA long or short? big pp or small pp?

Shorted TSLA at 450 today. Will short more if it is up tomorrow. Maybe I am a moron (probably am), but this is a fucking joke. This pos will come down and I am stubborn enough to keep averaging.

TSLA pumping to new ATH tomorrow on the back of "it's bad of course, but not as bad as we thought" would be the most TSLA thing ever

Tsla down 20% tmr?

Why is TSLA up big today? Any sales miss around the world?

When TSLA flashes down to 330 for a split second, is that a short capitulating or what?

Of course TSLA