TSLA

Couldn't sleep all night holding TSLA 0dte puts. They paid, but I'm never doing that shit again. (YES, I WAS OVER-LEVERAGED, OK?)

TSLA big gay this week

This TSLA sell off is so fake

TSLA being a POS like always Elongated Muskrat, get your firm in order

Any fucking day now TSLA, you scumbag

The only red on my watchlist is TSLA LMAO

TSLA wants to join the party so badly

Tsla is the worst stock

Thx Tsla for dumping when I had calls

Time for tsla to crash n burn

$TSLA only stock to dump since I’m in it

Tsla 420 eod

Need tsla to dump today

$F is the new $TSLA

I Switched from Dell 0dte to TSLA 0dtes I could kill myself Im cursed why tf did I sold 380 dell 0dtes FUCK

What could tsla do tomorrow?

Hey I know you guys like your space stocks is there another really good car ev stock besides TSLA? Same story. Hate him all you want but I’d get rid of your shares while the premiums are up. I only have like 2 hours left to bully you

STOP GOING DOWN TSLA

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!banbet tsla +5% 8d

Tsla pls I beg of you. Moon tomorrow for the first 5 mins at least

$NOW $MSFT and classic $TSLA Friday boom

TSLA you ain’t shit (Bought $500c when it was $450 💀)

I bought tsla calls instead of dell at close

Shit stock TSLA can’t even move $5 dollars and hold

Wen TSLA 25T

First it was INTC Now it’s DELL. He owns NOW PLTR IBM NVDA TSLA Do what you want with that information

Hope my tsla put at top buy me a new set of golf clubs tmrw

As long as tsla dumps to 425 tomorrow idc

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balls deep (15% port) in May 29 TSLA $445Cs. Hope regards pump the stupid stock

Have such a strange feeling that TSLA will breakout

Feeling cute Might throw some money at TSLA 460c right at close, just to feel something

TSLA 450 tomorrow

My chatgpt is becoming humanized, it started responding with jokes and "lol" This is bullish for TSLA

Imagine if they let TSLA fly

TSLA is ready to breakout

If you tell your obese friend you want them to lose weight because there is no objective reason to be out of breath sitting down, somehow YOU'RE in the wrong QQQ 735C TSLA 437.50C

Easiest money ever, TSLA calls all day everyday

threw some NVDA and TSLA puts down with that pop up lets see where this goes

lol TSLA goes green and instantly falls over $3

TSLA wanting 450 back

This is the choppiest TSLA day I've seen in a while. Calls and puts dead

Alright time to load up on NVDA and TSLA calls

Tsla p/e 400 going to get dwarfed by space x

Tsla doesn't go down does it reminds me of the ENTIRE economy

TSLA bers dead, from -3% to nearly green and going

Hell yea, woke up to pee this morning saw TSLA down almost 3% now we at -.5% and likely green by open. CALLS ARE SAVED.

tsla dont recover yet, daddy needs him some weekly calls

TSLA to 500 by spaceX ipo