TSLA

lol, TSLA profit taking free fall. Q4 numbers will be like 420 vehicles sold

(cope mode on) TSLA is setting a bear trap today

Where the fck is the V, TSLA??

TSLA elevator cable hanging on by a thread.....

Is there anyone dumber than me who bought TSLA pre market at $475 ?

just became TSLA bagholder with 570k$ worth of TSLT average cost 30.69

ohh nooo meee TSLA calls -*wsb leprechaun 🍀*

TSLA going down after investors realize musk is sitting around watching NFLX all day

pump up these bags TSLA

I've renounced gay ber tendencies now and have sold everything to full port tsla calls may god forgive me

TSLA just come back where you were 2 hrs ago and I'll cum

TSLA doing the opposite is exactly what was expected. Glad I didn’t play with options

lets get a -10% day on $tsla

How many semi trucks TSLA sold?

TSLA sales down? stock up TSLA sales up? stock up

Thought TSLA going to 500??

ATM tsla puts at open would have made us all rich

just waiting for this TSLA squeeze pump

Who are t buying TSLA?? Wall Street has started booking profits

Second generation of 470+ tsla bagholders just was born today

TSLA sure is a fucking piece of shit

What a piece of sht TSLA is

TSLA gonna do that thing where it bankrupts a lot of bears fyi

The fact that TSLA is worth 2/3 of AMZN by market cap is absolutely regarded when you take a step back and look at the 2 companies

tsla after hard reversal from 478 its just sitting here in the mid 450s now? why no volatility

>[Tesla](https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/TSLA/) reported quarterly vehicle [deliveries](https://ir.tesla.com/press-release/tesla-third-quarter-2025-production-deliveries-deployments) up 7% over the year prior for the period ended Tuesday This massive pump and its only a 7% increase??? And thats only because EV tax credits were going to expire.

Hey Grok, is TSLA 266 P/E and 16% YOY profit decline a good thing?

TSLA not a car company so when their car deliveries are good it's a sell the news event LMMMFFFFFFFAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO

Elon selling TSLA again

FUCK YOU TSLA PIECE OF FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT 

you cant tell me TSLA actually gonna be up like 3%

the TSLA reversal 🤣

If you want to trade TSLA you always need to inverse the direction you think it's going. You think the company is doing better => puts, you think everything is going to shit => calls. Basics when trading TSLA and 99% of people in this sub don't even know it!

TSLA, the epitome of Buy the rumor, Sell the news

Wanted a -5% for TSLA but ill take slightly red i guess

if TSLA closes below 450 I will buy a Tesla

Oh no! Poor TSLA...

Tsla delivery buy rumor sell news 🤷‍♂️

The tsla puts just needed some time and tlc to come alive

So the legends are true... $TSLA bad deliveries = STONK, excellent deliveries = TANK. Truly a (not) car company.

I need spy to rocket and TSLA to crash.  Is that too much to ask?

**TSLA:** Look guys we did it, we sold more cars finally **Market:** You're not supposed to be selling us cars, you're supposed to be selling dreams

$TSLA: And I oop!

How in the fuck can $TSLA have a forward p/e that's 100x higher than it's ttm and be pumping? My goodness, when it all falls apart, who will take the blame? That person or group of people better have an escape plan.

Ok now TSLA go to the fucking moon

Bought more TSLA at 454.5 and 455.

Don’t have TSLA puts it goes red, have CRCL puts it pumps fuck me

wtf TSLA

Who kicked TSLA in the dick? LMAO

LOL, well you did ask for TSLA to treated like a car company