TSLA

Tsla has never been gheyer

Save my TSLA calls please I will do *anything*

I feel better knowing someone definitely bought calls on TSLA when it was 450.

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the depreciation of TSLA?

TSLA gonna open at 380 tomorrow

TSLA is red over 1M LOL

TSLA really doesn't wanna go down anymore huh

So TSLA not breaking 395 huh? Keeps v'ing

to be fair TSLA is an absolute garbage stock/company it's acceptable to buy puts

Tsla is fucking trash

Makes me feel like a cuck, the way I am smiling and looking at TSLA get fucked while my put rises

Tsla was 450 2 days ago lol. This stock always pulls the same thing since last 10 years, randomly pumps from 300 to 420+ then dumps back

Tsla violently dumping its guts out

All I want is TSLA 350.

I mean I really don't think TSLA holds under 400

so tsla has now collapses $50 in 2 trading days LOL

TSLA is a meme stock....it goes up just to pump

Someone paid me 1k each for TSLA calls last week. I bought them back for 1 dollar.

No reason? Did you see the yield rates? Do you see TSLA P/E?

So is TSLA just gonna bleed out for no reason forever here? LOL

Had a dream TSLA went to ATH today. Take that for what you will.

Wow my 410 tsla puts would’ve been juicy

TSLA will not recover till i sell my calls for a loss

TSLA, RKLB, AMD, GOOGL. For example RKLB’s S/R I have 126, 132 respectively. Looking to see which one breaks the range off the opening

"Cathie Wood’s most widely criticized TSLA call was her 2022 projection of a **$4,600** price target, which was repeatedly mocked by Wall Street." Thanks chatbot.

So TSLA calls?

So the guy from Deutsche Bank who gave MU a 1000 PT last week is the one who gave TSLA a 420 PT last year. It was a troll recommendation all along.

geez another da of tsla and mu just crashing

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 385.0 before 02-Jun-2026 11:33 AM -05

As you know I'm full port TSLA puts, V calls, DE calls, and FIG calls... pre market right now, TSLA is down, and the rest are up 🙏

$TSLA

Seems unfair and corrupt that Elon lost his case against scam Altman and Greg stockman, who stole a charity. AI should’ve always been for public good and now it’s being used to create llm’s that act like dicks to you. I think this is a sign to buy tsla…

Can tsla do that thing where it goes up 10% for no reason to save my calls pls

People gonna sell TSLA to buy SPCX. Its so obvious, TSLA $300 by June 12th.

MU will make $100 billion in PROFITS next year. That's what TSLA will make in sales. TSLA's market cap is twice MU's, and these idiot MMs think they can shake me out of my MU shares and leaps with this manufactured mini-dump? GTFO

you missed out on TSLA, and decided to miss out on the next tsla, RKLB.

I do love that TSLA was down 2.9% today because Papa Autism got pwned in court. Fuck your fucking balls Chelios.

Why would anyone buy TSLA when space x is dropping soon. Poots on TSLA

i miss when tsla would move with the volatility of a 5x leveraged memestock. those friday 0dtes could go up 2000% weekly.

Full ported 8k based only on prayers, true faith, and signs Fig calls.. V calls... tsla puts... spy 1dte puts... DE calls... Aside from spy most are 1 week out expiry, some 2-3 weeks All 5 went the right direction today so far, sold spy put, and now I'm over 10k so far Will be continuing this method and turning the initial $500 into $100k within a few months🙏

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 21-May-2026 11:45 AM -05

Elmo lost his case, I hope he takes out his anger on TSLA shareholders. Have a good evening folks

Full port TSLA 450 eow

Elon loses court battle. Tsla officially overvalued 

Gonna need TSLA to deploy those sex robots out today

Some news with TSLA recall

Down goes TSLA

Damn it, should’ve kept my TSLA put. I knew it was going to gap fill to 408.

Tsla always trades 5 years in the future, it’s impossible to short

Just sold my TSLA calls for 900 loss :(