TSLA

Cries in 50x IBIT 40p that expired Wednesday and tsla 380p bastards.

Gene "Cueball cuck" Munster believes in AI and TSLA

TSLA is still >300 p/e. The same people whining about the market being rigged are no doubt loaded to the gills with tesla calls.

I bought TSLA calls because I'm regarded

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rip TSLA 👀

TSLA only down 25% from highs is just hilarious. Saudis keep this stock up no matter what

Of course I had to hold both MSFT & TSLA. FML

Tsla and alphabet are extremely overvalued right now . All in to buy put?

$100B profit a year and people think MSFT should be worth less than TSLA

Check MU. After that check TSLA to see the clown market.

MSFT and META being more down from ATH than TSLA deserves a report

How are there still so many people here talking about TSLA MSFT and NVDA?? Can yall really not find any more interesting stocks? Still stuck in 2024

I am so fucking sick of this shit. We used to do DD....chart analysis...meme.....now its just fucking tweets and shitcoins. Sad. TSLA 1000

Why does no one here talk about the best long term hold stock, TSLA?

lol TSLA sent me an email reminding me they killed model s and x and i could get the one before the end of the month. No thanks, i'll buy a car that's still in production to hopefully get repair parts in the future.

Did anyone see TSLA published a consensus for deliveries in q1 2026? 365,000 cars consensus lul https://ir.tesla.com/press-release/delivery-consensus-first-quarter-2026

Man I struggle with taking profits too soon. Had TSLA puts today, moved the stop loss up too aggressively and got stopped at 10% gain but could have had 30-50% easily the way it dropped seconds later. Taking profits is fine but that would have made for a nice week.  The damage of having several trades in a row turn against me after starting great the last few weeks I suppose. 

#TSLA TERFAB ESTIMATED TO BRING IN $800 BILLION REVENUE FULL YEAR 2027. HOW DF IS TESLA ONLY WORTH $1.2T GIVEN THIS? MARKET MAKES NO SENSE

Is TSLA above $50? ✅ = we drop more ❌ = we probably drop more

Valuation are not that low. Exhibit A: TSLA

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 325.0 before 17-Apr-2026 02:28 PM -05

#WHY IS TSLA DOWN? TERAFAB IS ESTIMATED TO BRING IN $800B REVENUE FY 2027. THIS MARKET MAKES NO FKIN SENSE ...

TSLA gapping up 5% tomorrow bet

Getting my dick handed to me on MSFT but at least it's better than GOOGL, META or god forbid TSLA

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it's unacceptable to me that TSLA is only down 2.5%. It needs to be at least -20%

surelyyy tsla is gonna drop harder here

question... is it me, or the drawdowns for big names are starting to become worse than 2022? the index is just lies at this point, everything else has been in a bear market for months... is this too big of a regarded take? MSFT -34%, META -30%, GOOGL AMZN TSLA NVDA almost -20%, financials and software are also kinda fucked I don't remember 2022 being much worse, except SPY was down way more ofc

Lets rug TSLA next

META worth less than TSLA is absurd

Every ounce of retard in my body wants to buy TSLA puts here

TSLA 🔫

ATTENTION RETARDS: The new directive is to destroy TSLA 🚗💥 Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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!banbet TSLA 403 1w

Investors pricing in people would rather pay $10 a litre then buy a tsla

Why isn’t tsla mooning with this oil crunch? Could it be everyone sick fucking sick of Elmo

>SpaceX reportedly could file for an IPO this week LET'S GET SOME HYPE GOING AROUND HERE! Muskfans will rotate out of TSLA into SpeshX. TSLA WILL DUMP TO REAL VALUATION of $20

Can’t wait until TSLA and MSFT touch tips

Are we kicking MSFT out of mag7 before TSLA???

Ok-cry is retarded but why is everyone crying about MSFT, literally every mega cap is beaten down and even TSLA will get a bump by association 

So which one ? Palantir which people are starting to come out and say sucks or tsla that will merge and get crushed for it because it will dilute the shit out of tsla shareholders

Why people buying msft when TSLA is the only stock you really need? If I had to buy and hold, there is only one stock I would hold. Thing is I don't hold stocks so no TSLA for me. Buy deep state stocks-pltr, TSLA

calls on tsla

TSLA, it will be green even if someone detonates a nuke, very stable lmao

Remember when tsla had the robotaxi event where they unveiled the new sex robots. The sex robots were just dudes in robot costumes. This is still a trillion dollar company.

Tsla puts

Full port TSLA 250P 30th Mar

# TSLA TERAFAB ESTIMATES $800B IN ANNUAL REVENUE 2027 💰💰💰