TSLA

TSLA casually up 5% for now reason

I have no position in either company. But how the hell are people dumping AAPL and buying TSLA after those ERs? Insane.

TSLA is such a fucking joke. I can’t believe you guys are buying that garbage company.

tired of the fraud TSLA pumps, boss

Let’s see if I can time tsla 0dte puts

I swear Tsla will declare bankruptcy one day and the stock will just absolutely fucking moon makes no sense

And yet tsla stays green…

I am going to bet my left nut that SpaceX IPO bankers balked at the $1.5 trillion valuation and Musk is just throwing his typical tantrum talking about merging with xAI and TSLA when he doesn't get his way. Prediction (1/30/26): SpaceX will not IPO at over half that $1.5 trillion, and will finish 2026 under $500 billion valuation. Only suckers will buy SpaceX now with 10 better companies nipping at its heels.

Tsla 🤡🤡🤡🤡

$TSLA new asset safe haven

TSLA SpaceX merger totally a real, legal thing and obviously why mention that to shareholders on the quarterly earnings call two days ago.

Damn and sold my TSLA calls too early today too. Fuck me man keep making the right plays but selling too soon

I buy puts on TSLA now, right? Asking for my portfolio 🥴

Melon: Turbothots will be ready in 2045 (tentative) TSLA: +800%

So is SpaceX gonna IPO by just becoming a part of TSLA or is it actually going to IPO? I had a sneaking suspicion it would end up merging.

Great time to double down on my tsla puts

TSLA puts right here

TSLA puts. Shit company cannot keep going up

I have a clue for TSLA bulls:  Musk feels entitled to 100% of that equity and he is going to drain it by merging with his other companies at an absolutely regarded, purely science fiction valuation.

For real TSLA wtf lol

The TSLA sub is literally filled with DIAMOND HANDS and short ladder attack. BEARISH

I think TSLA pumps today, then gives up its gains next week. TSLA and 0DTEs are a scalpers wet dream

Fuck TSLA. What a fucking scam

TSLA is not a sexbot and AI company, it’s a rocket company apparently.

TSLA that’s a big shrek cock right there lol

Oh maybe im the regard for not buying TSLA look at that SHREK

TSLA shares might as well come with ball gags and gimp suits at this point.

Who are the regards buying TSLA now. I want to laugh at them 2 months from now

How is TSLA still green, fucking clown market

Tsla wont get up FUCK

Time to dump your TSLA shares

I should have bough TSLA calls in this retarded market

Hmm kinda wanna buy TSLA puts. Simply because it really feels like Elon has given up on TSLA. SpaceX and xAI merger = TSLA becomes a blank check milking machine for ELON.

TSLA needs to make up its mind. go back to the high of the AM

When TSLA bubble gonna pop ?

Gitem TSLA!

Massive TSLA candle

TSLA 0dte calls. Super easy

If you feel bad for losing money on SLV calls remember that some people shorted TSLA

It’s hilarious rn that MSFT and TSLA are green but everyone else is red AF

If TSLA isn’t gonna dump today, the market is over, might aswell sell everything else too

Good lord they murdered gold. Also can you please pump TSLA back up to 435 by open? Thanks

mu is overpriced, sndk is overpriced, tsla is overpriced its all buy high, sell higher

Apple kills it Tesla profits down by 46% APPL red, TSLA green. What is even happening?

Their earnings will once again be lackluster, much like TSLA

The amount of times I have turned the wrong burner on an electric 4 plate stove is too high. Positions: TSLA

Elon just wants his 1 trillion payout He couldn't handle watching TSLA fall after earnings 😂🤣😂

If you’re a spaceX investor you’re mad because every dollar TSLA goes up as result of this news should reduce SpaceX valuation an equal amount right? If not then as a TSLA investor you should be pissed that you’re going to have your TSLA shares massively diluted to merge with SpaceX at some insane 1-2 trillion valuation. 

Odds that TSLA eventually pivots to being a car company after the "orbital AI data centers manned by androids" thing doesn't work out?

This market is so retarded. So you hype TSLA for possible merger with xAI? With the company that burns 1b per month and produces kids nudes for it and mechahitler?  That makes you regards but it again, at P/E of 250.0 ?  Because TSLA has too much profitability currently?