TSLA

TSLA Green by open everyone knows the rules 😒

Crowdstrike sneaky breaking out. Software is a second order derivative of the AI play, and I think the fears about vibe coding are kind of over. Probably an area to look to funnel money into, and it may be next in the market blunt rotation Also TSLA. hold your nose and buy it.

buy? dude... nobody cares about tesla the car company. this is all just about tsla the meme stock. its an options volume power house

For anyone still invested in TSLA - it may be difficult for the regard to create a space empire from a French jail... https://open.substack.com/pub/deanblundell/p/breaking-france-wants-to-charge-elon?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=qe44e

Come on TSLA, reach all time high tomorrow!

I fing love TSLA and bought shares while it was getting hammered and bought calls starting 4/27. It's still in the red for the year their used cars alone up 6% over April and oil/gas isn't going to get any cheaper plus with robotics and SpaceX coming up and he's got a big time bonus package only if he meets insane numbers I won't bet against him. I sold off the last of my 5/13 415 have 5/15 415 6/18 500 and 12/18 990 all up well enough and what I sold off for massive gains I am good. Will see tomorrows price action but I see many in this thread getting upset when it clears and holds 500 how it's not worth it.

TSLA bulls gettin a share of Ketamine (trace amounts in Elons semen)

Would you believe it that in May 2024, I sold 225 TSLA shares for a slight loss at 175 each to sink into NVDA. A few weeks later, NVDA did the 10:1 split, went flat for a year, and TSLA screamed. Never doing that again.

What’s your thinking on TSLA? I bought 500c exp July hoping SpaceX IPO happens before then.

just going to keep championing POET and TSLA while the regards laugh and point and say it's fake and they are buying poooots

I fomo'd into a deep OTM 5/15 TSLA Call right before power hour. Could really use a pump this week. TIA!

tsla time baby. the 6 months down trend ended at previous liquidity zone and its go time back to the top. we're already at the high liquidity zone from last year so if we can get past this, it's time to retest ath

wtf TSLA cured a major societal pandemic or something? lol

why tsla mooning so much . i won iit but curious . so much hate lately what changed

Options noobs who bought TSLA today probably think they're geniuses.

so google amazon n meta just fall off when i have calls . only saved by tsla calls today and i sold way to early . i need a few days off

Tsla gained 2x Fords market cap on news Elon is traveling. Ford sells 3x more cars than tsla.

I think you're better off having puts on TSLA considering everyone treats it as the Musk holding co

Thank you QCOM and TSLA today

Everyone is talking about ASTS. Meanwhile, there was a 180 bagger on TSLA today. $440 0DTE calls: $.05 at 10:40 am to $9.00 at 3:10 pm.

Whats the best meme stonk to buy? RKLB, tsla, or asts??

Anyone who got tsla puts today after the pump will print, shit is gonna fall back to $400 by next week

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Took TSLA profit at 400% I know I’ll regret it tomorrow

Everything is red except NVDA, MU, and TSLA… how healthy…

Elon is going to visit China! TSLA market cap increases 73 Billion dollars. Wut?

We've finally come full circle to the Fall where 60%+ of the index was red except the semis and somehow TSLA.

TSLA was $30 lower at open. The market realized it must be making memory chips or something

TSLA you beautiful bastard

Elon tags along to China trip: TSLA +4% Tim Cook tags along to China trip: AAPL -0.6% lmao

TSLA really popped 4% just because he's tagging along to China? I fucking *hate* this shit ass company and it's dumbass fanboy investors

Another day another 100k missed out on TSLA 0DTE Calls

I was finally able to exit my TSLA position after being a bagholder for half a year because Elon is going to China. That is the most regarded reason for a stock to pop in all of history.

Imagine everything is red but you bought puts on TSLA which is up 4%.

lmao how tf TSLA

Betting against TSLA this month. Message me for more trading tips. https://preview.redd.it/zqidbmtaxj0h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=933c81a81f085eecf3ef07ad3a8dc0cabfbabde4

Tsla on that PLAID ludicrous mode

TSLA has now moved $30 intraday. Anyone who bought calls at 10:30 made bank.

Tsla seems cheap at a 450 pe

The urge to buy TSLA 475s for Wednesday

Account high of day: $60k Panic sold tsla calls. Entered puts. Account value right now. $10k I’m so sick to my stomach 

TSLA s on max retard levels again at a 400 PE

Over $1.2B of TSLA calls bought today, LOL

Entire market rotating into TSLA. TSLA will never have a red day ever again. $500 by EOW.

You’re telling me TSLA ran from 417 to 441 in an hour on literally no news?

TSLA : 1.7Trillion dollar valuation, >400 price to earnings, growth stagnant, revenue declining every quarter,, earnings declining every quarter. No real robotaxi rollout, no real Optimus rollout, no real fully self driving. Who the fuck is retarded enough to be buying at this price?

Only regret today was I only put 15% of my Options port into TSLA calls

tessler moving $25 in 2 hours. Not in a week, not in a day, in 2 hours. P/E approaching 400. $17B in profit in 2025 and valued at $1.6T. For reference AMZN is valued at $2.9T and had $360B in profit. TSLA has 4.7% of the profit of Amazon and is valued at 55% of Amazon. The main difference is Amazon will deliver you something in 2 days. Elon will lie for years and deliver shit. This is a reminder that you should never trade on fundamentals. Those days are over.