TSLA

big CORN and CF and POET and TSLA bull LFG!!!

TSLA pumping on news that oil will soon be $1M a barrel and everyone will move to EVs to drive to their nonexistent jobs and wasteland of an economy.

the feminine urge to buy 0dte tsla puts

Lol tsla bers were saying it wouldnt hold $420 two hours ago

now 90 minutes of TSLA trading deep into overbought territory. This is the market signal that TA, fundamentals, and value are trash now and should be discarded.

TSLA what happened? Why all trash rallying

Tsla Intraday :  $418 > $440 > $418

sold tsla call at a loss fml

tsla went up because elon is joining them on china trip? that's it?

TSLA to 444 today so I can sell my shorted dated calls and keep my longs

Look, Jesus, I haven't asked for much but this time I'm asking for the ultimate in LULZ. Could you trigger a limit DOWN halt on TSLA? I want to be clear- not just any halt because I know you all like to fuck around with me and you'll just do a limit UP halt and a 10% mega shrek dildo. I'm just asking for a quick $40 drop on TSLA, nothing big. K, thx

Last $440 TSLA 0dte calls I bought were for $.07 and sold those 20 contracts between $.50 and $.70 so it worked out but who would have thought that dumb ass buy would be worth $3.00? Not me obviously

TSLA thank you bears here we go again!! ROCKET!!!!

Tsla stock about to do its daily nosedive . 370p/e  Literally just a failing car company after it breaks off all good business units 

TSLA up on him joining 🥭 to Gyna

A TSLA position i had a week and half ago is worth 110k. Would have been +100k. This feeling is worse then losing a position almost

Tsla 20-30 baggers today wow 

From -2k to +5k in 30 minutes ty TSLA. Sold at 440.5

I'm holding 5/15 calls; watch TSLA end the day red.

TSLA has stayed about an RSI of 70 for about an hour- most of it above 80. It’s just unheard of. What the fuck?

TSLA 445 eod?

TSLA hulk dick so so far up my ass it just came out the other side

TSLA up $23 in one hour. Is this some kind of record?

Love it when you add a tsla 0DTE to the watchlist and it runs for 700%

\*laughs in TSLA calls\*

I guess TSLA is never slowing down

Holy tsla save my port from boomer microsoft ❤️

Man.... TSLA couldn't go $25 the other way?

Tsla straight up the ass holy

$25 pump on tsla in 1 hour is absolutely insane

my TSLA calls mooning more since last week what a nice pullback gift boys

Tsla sold 5 cars all at once. Insiders know.

TSLA so beautiful

Did Leon just find a way to remove all poor people from the world? Why the fuck is TSLA pumping like this? The bullshit stock is up 25% in the past month- on absolutely fucking nothing.

TSLA 500 eow

So TSLA just going full regard for no reason today?

TSLA made me so much money today LMAO 😭😭😭

if TSLA can have a PE of 400... why can't sandisk??? CALLS 10x from here

Is it possible to for a ticker to trade above a 100 RSI during the day? Because TSLA seems intent on breaking all elements of reality.

It's so weird to see TSLA do this when I am actually holding calls. Feels good, though.

MSFT tried to do a TSLA but failed miserably LMAO

Wtf TSLA? Calls were .60 for a 430c 0dte 🙈

Who’s buying TSLA at this level and why?

absolutely insane that TSLA is now down less that 5% YTD despite everyone knowing it's got shitty sales, shitty earnings, the taxi service never coming, and Leon just continuing to move goalposts. A stock that had one of the all time worst earnings reports in history is now only down $22 on the year. WTAF? Absolute retard strength. Guess I'll have to go full port and full TSLA bull- the only way to beat a retard is to be even more retarded.

An hour ago tsla was 417. Its now almost 437

TSLA ramming hulk dick in my ass. Sorry for paper handing

Why is tsla absolutely squeezing

TSLA breakout

I fucking hate TSLA as a stock down 2% all morning just to fuck me and be 2% green