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Shhhhhhhh, TSLA, shhhhhhhh. It'll be alright. \*gently screws on silencer\* It's gonna be alright.

Jpm hit tsla with a 145 pt cuz they're butt hurt over space x iPod lol

tsla sucks

TSLA to all time high incoming

and I am in YOUR future and TSLA is worth 100 trillion!!!!

The fact that TSLA market cap is still above 1 trillion really amazes me.

Don’t ever play TSLA beyond the current trend. Crazy ass stock.

So on a scale of 1-10 how dumb would it be to buy TSLA calls expiring a bit after projected SpaceX IPO date?

Like NFLX, AAPLE and TSLA

TSLA all time high this week fellas

All in BA RIVN - scalp TSLA and INTC

Tsla $700? Why not $900 lol

This week’s paper-trade menu: ADBE if it stays in the buy zone, KMI/PEG/AEP for the boring “AI needs electricity” basket, and 3 TSLA $700 calls for the fully supervised degenerate corner. USO only if oil gives me a discount. Everything else stays in cash because apparently “doing nothing” is also a strategy.

Yeah, TSLA just broke out from this monthly downtrend. I would get out before 460 though cause thats the hard next resistance

I full ported tsla calls for June 26, will I be fine?

I have tsla calls so you will be wrong

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 350.0 before 15-May-2026 02:51 PM -05

Thinking tsla calls tmr actually never know

It's the same with whatever's run up a gazillion percent, this sub only wants to buy at the top of the parabola. ARKK/TSLA, corn/MSTR, SLV/GLD, and now semiconductors. Sometimes it works out like with NVDA and memory -- so far. But fomo usually makes more people feel regret than not

If you ever doubt MU can't possibly keep going up, just remember that MU will general $100 billion in PROFITS next year, more than TSLA generates in SALES.

Missed the 2017 crypto run. Missed the TSLA craze. Missed the crypto craze. Missed the Game store short squeeze. Missed the bear market recovery. Missed the AI run. Missed the space race. Missed the shiny metal stuff. Now missing the semi conductor gamma squeeze but just in time for some puts.

Look at FORWARD P/E to understand. Also TSLA and PTLR P/E chilling at 200-400 P/E for years made me stop caring as much. These chips don't last forever once installed. They need to be replaced or updated with better models every year or two. Only way chip stocks crash is if AI and datacenters gets cancelled, which I hope it does. But SNDK and MU have contracts now where they get paid even if datacenters are cancelled. If we are speeding towards an AI dystopian hellscape, I'm going into that world with some money.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW made a bet that TSLA would go to 402.0 within **1 day** when it was 408.78 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 7 wins and 25 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/)

It's pretty wild. I'm positive 50% of WSB are better traders than Burry. I know what i said. That guy is a pretentious hack who rides on his one big trade. "Ya'll want me to tell you about when i did TSLA into AVIS oct/nov of '21 again?" -me, played by Christian Bale

TSLA P/E wasn’t wrong, it was just early. Soon 300 will be the standard for all equities. Makes sense given that AI will cure death so we’ll be investing on the scale of millennia.

Elon trying to pump Intel ah too. Around 530 he tweet that he visit their facility and looks forward to working with them tsla / space x

I guess P/E ratios don't mean shit anymore. An undervalued MAG7 stock like MSFT or META gets absolutely obliterated. An insane P/E of like 400 on TSLA has the stock going up. Memory stocks like WDC/SNDK/MU have P/E ratios that have gone up 2-4x in the last few months, and yet they still rip 10-15% green days every other week. What in the goddamn fuck dude. Why the hell hasn't MSFT recovered, it's still fucking down 15% YTD, and the likes of GOOGL or AMZN are up 10-20% YTD. Come fucking on dude.

I’m thinking of either shorting TSLA or castrating myself with a cheese grater. What do you guys think is the best move for maximum pain?

TSLA price action throws off my perception of time man. At any given moment TSLA is between 250 and 500 and as an outside observer, it feels like there’s absolutely no reason for any of the moves it makes. Respect to the folks that play this stock ✊, y’all are braver than me by miles.

Tesla bulls think TSLA needs to be $800 just because it hasnt gone up with everything else LOL. Theres a reason

SNDK Revenue up 250% in a year and stock price up 4000%. That means SNDK at 60 000 a share is within reach. Buy calls accordingly, they'll certainly sell enough SSDs to support these values when AI is buying. Edit: TSLA also has great value now that it's over 400p/e on declining revenue and market share.

TSLA to 500 next week

I think retails buying calls for SNDK, MU, AMD, and INTC, had pushed for another big pumps for those stocks, all up 15-16% each today. Nicely done. It reminds me TSLA frenzy 4 yrs ago and NVDA 2.5 yrs ago. If profit taking happens next week, it's going to be epic.

What a TSLA move this week. Was banging the drums on TSLA and after POET shit the bed to buy shares and calls it's up 54% since it was around 7.11 a share. Held TSLA calls over weekend which I normally don't do. I bought some that expired next week and June and in December earlier in the week I know some of you also did the same since you messaged me. Ditto with POET.

Rule number 1 never buys puts against tsla 🤦🏽‍♂️

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Scarfaceb1tch made a bet that TSLA would go to 390.0 within **2 days** when it was 397.61 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 17 wins and 16 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/)

There is so much gain porn in this sub now it reminds me of when TSLA first went ballistic but this looks way worse since it’s literally every company lmfao

$SDNK is the new $TSLA from years ago and is even better $TSLA went almost 40x from its most recent recent lowest point back in 2019 to its highest this past December $SDNK however went 50x in 1 year and a month jfc

TSLA gonna take a hit with new STARLINK stock

Toyota had one of the worst earnings yesterday citing tariffs TSLA going up because all their competition is being restricted from the market lmao

Where my TSLA crue at?!

Dump it TSLA

TSLA yearns for 436.

TSLA Whales about to sell on the high and just get more rich smh

I need TSLA to hit $1000 before end of year!!!

TSLA is worth more than META 😂😂