TSLA

tsla edging 430 for 2 hours

Bought some TSLA puts cause I’m retarded, but the stock is also retarded so it cancels out

Beautiful time to buy puts on $tsla

Made $12k this week on OKLO and TSLA calls. have a good weekend everyone

Hell yeah tsla never going back under 425 again

AMZN: flat PLTR: down MSFT: down NVDA: up 2% META: down GOOG: up .7% AAPL: up 2% But fucking TSLA - up 4% (P/E 376 ....) what the fuck

Loved TSLA on monday and love it now see a lot of movement upwards still left in the tank.

TSLA re-fuel lets get over and hold $430!

TSLA worth more than META now, makes complete sense.

tsla going the wrong way

Of course when I get in TSLA, it goes red…

TSLA needed a re-fuel

When tsla catches a bid you know the market is heading down soon

TSLA pivoting into ICE or what gives?

Bought TSLA puts yesterday because am regard. Bought calls at open and made back the loss on the worthless puts. What if… it goes back down?

I haven't bought options in a few months. I decided to buy TSLA $405 and $407.5 calls on Tuesday. I did not realize they expired on Wednesday. TSLA is $426 now and I have no options. I am so mad at myself. I only bought 3x options but that would have been a free $3k+ off of $200. Fuck man. When they hell did they add Wednesday options to TSLA. Fuck me.

TSLA is back to 400pe

I'm actually up $8k today because of NVDA, TSLA and RKLB running. Do you think I keep this SOUN position open then? Or just close it for barely even. It's got 10 days on it.

Going to be banned because of TSLA but loaded up USO calls for next week this morning. This isn’t going to stay under 140 and there won’t be a deal agreed to. Gl regards

TSLA up on fraud

I need to just step away- TSLA is making me fucking raging irrationally angry today. WTF is this?

why exactly is TSLA just because the SPY goes up? There business is deteriating

I don't think I've seen a stock so far into overbought territory as TSLA and it's still going up. How the fuck?

TSLA is a semiconductor stock now

434 - 436 next support levels TSLA LFG!!

TSLA is still going up at +80 RSI, this is just fucking weird. Like "makes no sense" kind of weird.

Friday TSLA 0DTE calls have been printing nicely for the past few weeks 👁️🫦👁️

who else got in TSLA it's not too late!

Did TSLA merge with SpaceX or some shit? WTF is going on?

TSLA when I chase: Step back, holler back boy! TSLA when I ignore: Come hither, holler back boy!!

ET files coming out today...must be why TSLA up.

Rotation into TSLA

Can’t believe my big winners are TSLA calls this week 🤡🤡🤡

TSLA huh. Won't break above 422

Fuck TSLA. This is just a joke.

Would surprise me if TSLA hits 425. Not sure it'll hold 420 here

Tsla puts

I fucking love TSLA

Anyone knows why TSLA is memeing these days?

0dte on SPY, META or TSLA... or ASTS. choices, choices...

How the actual fuck is TSLA up $35 this week? I just can’t make sense of anything. I guess that’s the trick - if you don’t think and just go full retard you’ll reap tendies.

Who is tsla feeling like

I played 1 DTEs like mad on TSLA yesterday and was +1300 then -2400 then ended at 0. I worked hard for that 0.

The day I sell TSLA it moons 10%

TSLA needs to hit $470 today

General plan has been to gauge WSB over the last few years and inverse. Worked out well so far. HOOD at 38, NVDA at 100, TSLA 200, AMZN 170. BTC 26k. Moves now are MSTR 275c’s 12/15/2028. See yall in Valhalla 🫡

The TSLA bulls did good good job

I love all that tsla stands for. Just can’t trust musk with my money rn

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