TSLA

Tsla typically front runs crashes so if it isn't down much, markets are going higher

I lost money on TSLA puts today also

in tough times like this it's good to see fundamentally sound and well priced companies like TSLA hold up SPY

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Tsla pumping like that right at the bell and AH is fucking criminal

Tsla 450 tmw

If the market isn’t shit tomorrow TSLA calls at open will 3x

Other than to personally fuck with me, why the hell did TSLA just decide to go vertical for 10 min straight after a day of bleeding

USO most manipulated stock of all time besides TSLA lmao 

Tsla calls

Trading TSLA is not good for my mental well-being. I don't know why I keep doing it.

Crazy ass close on TSLA

I paper handed TSLA. AMA.

Wtf tsla

Good news: I made a 110% profit on TSLA lottos Bad news: it was only $100 💀

Must be lonely for the entity trying to gamma squeeze TSLA this week as no one else wants to buy this struggling cab and sex robot company.

TSLA still grinding up is amusing

!banbet TSLA 500 2w value stock

Look, I know what I’m about to say is retarded as fuck but… How the fuck can TSLA be up 10% on the week and be a sham company and then you have AMZN which is perfectly situated for the AI circle jerk and it’s just puttering along?

Waiting for tsla to take off

1/2 in the last two/three weeks. Called UNH first and missed TSLA a week later. Now all in on COIN puts, do with this information as you will

Heard TSLA is a ram company now

imagine not seeing the massive potential in Tesla bots... that's why TSLA is ripping today.

Uhhh TSLA, why are you moving like this

TSLA needa stop playing around and get to 450 asap

NVDA, META, TSLA and MSFT doing the heavy lifting

TSLA - shit earnings report. up 10% on the WEEK

TSLA x Anthropic sexbot with INTC chips, MU memory banks, RKLB jetpack, and JPM **cannons**

Something is really propping TSLA up. Every time it dips it violently gains $1 or 2 and shoots back up.

Someone pull the plug on TSLA already

I might be a bit better off and less screwed if TSLA can go back under 400 today but not holding my breath

TSLA is a tenbagger

TSLA 500 call for next friday

AMZN is almost as retarded as TSLA and META We're an AI company No, a robotics company Wait, no, we make chips  Umm actually we make space rockets haha brrr🚀 And we also sell fat pills Stop it you bald babyblood drinking freak 

Shitco’s ripping rn. Look at TSLA & MSFT

Tsla is a countercyclical road to 500 begins now

Bro this market I swear… I pick tsla one day it doesn’t move then the next it does… I pick spy it doesn’t move then the next do goes ballistic

TSLA calls making bank today

Sold my tsla calls at breakeven yesterday😭

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 200.0 before 23-Jun-2026 04:13 AM -05

TSLA going absolutely tarded Jesus

Tsla to 500 today apparently

TSLA approaching 400PE again. All scams in full force.

Glad I loaded the shit out of calls on TSLA Wednesday and now I’m selling it because it can just dump randomly too

Im really starting to notice a trend where every time TSLA rallies, the media floods the internet with negative articles. But when its stagnant, theres a ton of "forward thinking" positive articles. Makes ya think🤔 

TSLA has financially ruined me fuuuuuck

TSLA you beautiful bastard

TSLA

Tsla cant make a car drive autonomous, but sure, they're going to make an autonomous robot.

TSLA calls?