TSLA

Omg what is this TSLA story about a sales suspension NOW because of their “autopilot” and misleading consumers?? If they could do this they should’ve done it years ago because that shit never worked well 🤣🤣 All it took was one instance of phantom-breaking at highway speeds in my friends Model 3 with “FSD” for me to say no thank you, never again

Just remember, you can't use logic on TSLA. That stock has never made sense on how or why it moves. Don't let common sense ruin your port if this trade goes against you

He can borrow against his stock and buy another billion of Tsla and it will rocket another 5-10%. Absurd.

I have nightmares about telling my schoolmates that my favorite power rangers was Power Rangers S.T.D. To be fair " STD !emergency !" sounds legit threatening. Any way thinking of buying some more TSLA calls.

TSLA has been going up over the past few days, why?

TSLA FLYING

Unbelievable TSLA is green in AH lol ....

Already lost too much money shorting TSLA… might go down now that am out.

TSLA already going green lmao you just can’t stop this stock

The banbet record is kinda insane.. is this dude onto something with this -7.16% tsla in 3d 🤨

TSLA TO 500

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!banbet tsla -7.16% 3d

Just read the actual article and its only a threat for now so nvm fair enough, but headline i saw was "tsla getting banned in california due being deemed unsafe"

I need you guys to buy a bunch of TSLA calls please and thanks.

Cannot believe tsla is only -1% on the news, drop that kinda headline on nvda or meta and we'd do 5% down min lmao. Tsla rlly might be the goat

Tsla has went from $400+ to 200's twice now. Not out of the question to see it trade into lower 300's next year if markets correct

Had enough of this TSLA drama. Whenever I finally go long and buy shares of a meme stock, it will immediately tank right after and bleed for months. Tomorrow, I will sell my DITM 160C goog leaps, and use those funds to buy TSLA shares.

They are not going to ban sales of TSLA in California because of one judge

TSLA just went up 20% to all time highs after news that its EV sales dropped 30% Y/Y It doesn’t matter if it will never sell cars in California again when it has robots and space taxis Calls at open

TSLA gonna get sales suspension in CA LOL that would kill their already pitiful sales

I heard TSLA options are good. They had puts for $400 on sale this week!

after hours TSLA bear etf volume

TSLA up 10% on FSD claims TSLA down 0.7% on FSD being fake news

TSLA not dumping with everything else that is taking a shit ah is pretty funny I cannot lie I know some feathers are ruffled round here

Unloaded bunch of TSLQ on that dip, now it seems to be recovering. Will buy more TSLQ if TSLA goes green again.

TSLA going down big time might hit 500 because algos but after that nothing but selling TSLQ 1.5m TSLZ 500k TSDD 400k after hours never lies

Fun fact If u bought Tsla shares last year around this time ud now be breaking even or seeing any kinds of gains Don't make that mistake again 💀🫠

TSLA pls dont fuck me

Kind of fun when in EU TSLA sale is down like -50% and now suddenly people care about California lol

not gonna happen lol. Elon's still the presidents sugar daddy. orange man will remove whatever lawsuits there are for tsla.

TSLA 510 by open tomorrow.

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!banbet TSLA 450 3d

TSLA up 7%

Wow such devastating news about 🍈, TSLA calls

TSLA SALES IN CALIFORNIA SET TO BE SUSPENDED, AGENCY SAYS

$TSLA rugpull, show the 500c weeklies you bought and qqq literally recovers, is market healing finally? (I know tomorrow TSLA will be 600 and qqq -1% but let me cope pls)

What stupid shit did TSLA do that’s going to keep defying logic and pump to $500?

TSLA is almost at 500$ so of course bear is gonna attack. Its gonna be fun watching how it playing out tomorrow.

Im buying puts. It may kill me but fuck it im buying tsla puts.

Bad tsla news? Dump nvda 10% and add another 5t to its market cap

Buying TSLA puts and then getting run over by a robotaxi was the move.

I swear to God. I sold my TSLA puts for a huge loss today

All CEO salaries should be linked directly to stock targets. It's the only reason TSLA is bumping. Quick solution to insider shenanigans.

I’m seeing TSLA sales suspended in California not an offering

OMG, I am so lucky, I sold my TSLA calls yesterday.

BREAKING: $TSLA SALES IN CALIFORNIA SET TO BE SUSPENDED, AGENCY SAYS GIGA BULLISH FOR TSLA 10T TOMORROW

Boy TSLA really knows how to create bag holders haha Best in the game