TSLA

Good job, TSLA. Love that green pole.

y $TSLA always green? one catastrophe after the next, still always bullish. is it the K-factor?

lol TSLA hulk strength

They just need to stop screwing up every index and have its own ecosystem of regards and party like tsla that way value investing can go as designed by God

I didnt realize Thiel also sold ALOT of is tsla holdings..... yikes 

TSLA is worse than BTC because it can be delisted.

Remember that quarter TSLA was only profitable because of their BTC holdings? So now with BTC down, sales down, can't imagine what next Q will be like

Literally watching bots try to pump TSLA and PLTR from -1 to +1% in real time.  Didn’t work though.  I’m sure that was money well spent lol

TSLA PUT

I struggled all weekend with my laptop cause I forgot my mouse. The idea that Lenovo created a laptop with one trackpad button. Not a left button and a right button, the way God intended since the early 80s. You have to configure the trackpad to use jesters for single finger click or two finger click. I hate the designer so much. Positions: TSLA covered short puts up the wazzzzoooooooo

Tsla going the wrong way

I think it is valued fairly at 54 P/E since it pretty much has a monopoly on advanced AI chips. (AMD is overvalued at 129!) TSLA is very overvalued (278) and GOOG is undervalued (27).

TSLA calls, my gut says it will crash but I’m always wrong

Option plays on TSLA and META would've wrecked a lot of people with how much they both dropped. 

I need tsla to pump to 470 by end of week. Thats all thanks

Yeah TSLA Why not? Who needs fundamentals when you have memes and optimism?

So TSLA drill just because I bought calls on Friday?

TSLA killed bulls last week and it’ll kill the bears this week…..at least my calls hope so

TSLA is clearly the cripple tard character played by the gay diddler actor.

People are getting bearish on TSLA again. New ATH iminent.

Also the premium on a 60dte option that's 10% OTM but isn't tsla or pltr.

Tsla seems precarious

I see waymo everywhere but no robotaxi. How is TSLA so behind

Think we’ll see TSLA sub $300 again soon?

Elon reportedly very motivated and working LONG HOURS on a NEW Optimus robot capable of peering into a human’s soul while also capable of performing what some have called the greatest rim jobs after months of end to end data collection. TSLA to 1000 EOY

So hypothetically if I had a million liquid and put it in $tsla in the $380’s (2600 shares) how long could I not work and sell covered calls? Like 20% otm two weeks out? Asking for my retarded friend.

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How we feeling about TSLA calls

If GOOGL had the same PE ratio as TSLA each share would be $2800

Expected profit growth in next 5 years: Tesla: +400% Nvidia: +150% Amazon: +115% Microsoft: +100% Meta: +96% Alphabet: +73% Apple: +25% Why did buffet buy the 2nd Lowest mag 7 in expected profit growth when he could have bought TSLA, NVDA or Amazon instead? Is he dumb

the extra expense is so that Waymo actually works rn. What does TSLA have that Waymo won't be able to match?

Up 101% last two years. Made a lot on LRCX options. TSM, MU, NVDA, AMD, JPM, WFC, BAC, TSLA have been big winners. I bought a bunch of MO when the divy hit 10% and keep adding to it. I’ve taken some profits and have some ambitious sell orders in place right now hoping to lock in some really solid gains. I’ve started to roll money into divy stocks and will keep rotating in until I’m at least 50% into these plays. Also averaging into PYPL leaps hoping to make a nice return on that in the next 12-18 months.

Sure they drive well but Waymo isn't profitable nor are they able to scale as fast as TSLA can. They are fked long term

Well Google 300c will hit itm no doubt. Meta 650 is easy too. TSLA and pltr don't know

AWS or Google was always going to win the AI fight, openai and TSLA are cooked

What do people think about spending a small budget on those leaps at the beginning of next week? * GOOGL - 300c beginning of 2027 * TSLA - 450c beginning of 2027 * META - 650c beginning of 2027 * PLTR - 200c beginning of 2027 Slightly OTM all of them but can't go wrong?

Alot of heat to take the spotlight off Elon..... Buy TSLA

Just draw a line between NVDA and TSLA. Above that line: high quality. Below that line: absolute garbage

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!banbet TSLA 500 14d

I’m hedging my spy puts with tsla puts because tsla is gae

Funny because Elon was begging Warren B to buy TSLA last year

TSLA up. 🤡 market back in business.

How to save stock market? Tell BRK to buy $1B for each MAG 7 minus TSLA plus AVGO. Problem solved. QQQ straight $650 after BRK exposes NVDA investment. $7B saves $7T.

TSLA in 2025? $100B daily market swings In 2035? $1T daily market swings

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yeah. it’s weird to me that people glaze Elon and TSLA for what Waymo is already doing

“Dear Margaret, I’m traveling to the big city to buy TSLA calls. I will write when I arrive. See you in the spring.”

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