TSLA

META you're fucking shitting my dick rn. You have to be fucking shitting me. META shits the bed day after fucking day. Loses 180ish per share from its ATH, and on a day where everything else recovers, it still closes out red. Come fucking on. What a stupid ass fuck ass shit stock. I'd have lost less money buying TSLA or some fucking meme coin.

Can’t believe I actually got it right today. Played tsla and amzn calls and got out right around the top. Was patient, and conservative. Trusted my trade and hit my goal. Sold and didn’t look back. Small wins, just like losses, add up

Wall street trusts TSLA more than Meta, what a bunch of retards

never doubt the market participants will to 0dte fuck on a friday. it dont matter what the news is. if it's friday and we had dumped hard during the week to a big key level, it's 0dte bounce time. tsla on a friday went nearly $30... spx did 130 points. all in the morning. crazy 0dte driven market. now if only i could get the 0dte correction right... :(

I pussied out on picking up SPY $670 0dte calls on open, but these $405 TSLA calls are printing. Id also like to profit off the financial engineering scam.

holy fuck I am so glad I paper handed my TSLA puts at 400

Ok TSLA that was a nice pump, back to the pits of hell you go

TSLA simps can’t wait to be strung along for 10 years on humanoid robots only to eventually deliver them late and immediately be several generations behind some Chinese company nobody has ever heard of lmao

TSLA being shitty, but going over $410 today though.

TSLA -5% pre-market to green. No wonder Burry quit 🤣

Bought a bunch of TSLA 0DTE calls at open and legit forgot about them because I thought they didn't fill. I'm rich!

I would have made 50k more if i held my SPY and TSLA puts till this morning! So sad!

-43% in TSLA now.

TSLA going red to green

Sold tsla calls for 75% loss.

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No Tsla drill you fucking piece of shit

FOMOed back in TSLA short (-28% of my portfolio). Now it's rocketing up.

tsla showing regard strength

I need tsla to fall further

TSLA looking like it’s gonna dump some more

Tsla 0dtes on Friday are always fun

LOL TSLA 😂😂😂

Alright TSLA is actually oversold

Time for perspective I guess so for the 1 year charts AMZN +8% AAPL +20.5% MSFT +17.5% GOOGL +56.25%, NVDA +22.75% TSLA +17% META +3.7%

That TSLA put i almost bought yesterday... Sad

Real talk? Rotating into utilities, healthcare, banking. WSB talk? Full port SOXL and TSLA calls at open

But but Apple CarPlay is coming to TSLA 💩

The majors. IMO NVIDIA, AMD, TSLA. Monday harvests on TSLA, Thursday on the rest.

Yesterday ppl thought the ghost spikes were indicating price movement for tsla. Expected 440. They didnt mean anything good

tsla 0dte puts looking juicy like a 10 bagger but at the same time, it’s Tsla and I’m a pussy

I know it's going to make me nauseous, but I just don't think I can sell TSLA 400p 12/12 today. a month is a long time and even if the overall market bounces I think this bitch is still cooked

I don't trust TSLA dump, I just know Melon will find some way to pump the shit out of it

If TSLA keeps falling can we repo salary?

I sold 70 SPY puts and 10 TSLA puts  at the small dip yesterday morning. They expired next Friday. 

This happened yesterday with TSLA. Glitched and it was at 432 for a second

Quick reminder that TSLA is still overvalued

Check out tsla and pltr Btw meta just has shit brain damaging products so there's that.

TSLA $380puts 0DTE ?

Hopefully TSLA goes up soon. I want to short it again.

Full porting TSLA once it hits $69

Sweet deal on TSLA, buy now before the Plunge Protection Team wakes up.

TSLA green on open. Never makes sense. Funny how all the CNBC etc people mention NVIDIA falling etc and never mention Tesla... because Tesla does this shit every other month.

TSLA is on free fall - tiiiiiiiiiiiimber!

Just a few more trillion and Elon will have TSLA pumping promise

TSLA is burning. The world is healing

TSLA is going down after I covered my short. Could have made a much bigger profit but I was a coward.

I am starting with TSLA calls today for Santa rally

It’s more than $100 below it’s ATH of $488 you bozo 🤣 somebody owns TSLA shares