TSLA

FSD is actually really expensive when you consider the TSLA bags that people choose to go with it.

Why is TSLA dipping on no news? Rigged?

TSLA most retarded stock ever. What fucking stock gains $100+ or 28% in 1 month with poor sales reports lmfao so chopped

TSLA finally cracking

Sold $276m in 12/26 520 TSLA calls, ez money

And jump into TSLA now!

Tsla red ohmigawd

I am angry with myself for not being more greedy with $TSLA.

$276M order filled for TSLA $520c for 12/26

Convinced that TSLA is capital for the mafia or some shit

When did TSLA get chosen as the billionaire’s casino? I don’t remember a time where it had any connection to reality

TSLA, in the face of losing their largest market in a time of already declining sales: "Ok, maybe just a little green" *Who the fuck are these buyers*

Thanks my tsla calls are gonna pump now

Can't believe the amount of people in here trying to catch a falling knife on SPY and QQQ instead of just all in on TSLA

You guys I did the unimaginable - I made money on TSLA puts

U fucked my tsla calls

Be4en screaming about TSLA break out every day since 450

I have META and TSLA calls

TSLA tests Robotaxi? TSLA to ATH, GOOGL drops 5% over 3 days

TSLA my guy, you know what you have to do when you do the double top

TSLA haters should thank Elon for saving this market.

TSLA go up. Man sad (as sold TSLA weeks ago).

"Rotation out of risky assets like GOOG and NVDA into profitable safe haven staple TSLA"- Some retarded hedge fund who deserves to lose it all

I closed my Tsla puts

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 450.0 before 23-Dec-2025 03:45 PM -05

Every fiber of my body is screaming $TSLA puts, only my sanity is preventing me from losing money

rate my portfolio: mstr, tsla, meth, pills

If you guys want I can end this TSLA rally today. (I've literally done it before by perfectly buying the top and having to hold for 2 years lmao)

I find it hilarious how so many entrust their wealth in TSLA stock where Elon holds the trigger on tanking the price at any given moment given the large amount of the float he holds

The amount of willpower I have, probably more than a fucking jedi master, is preventing me from buying TSLA puts right now

Come on TSLA ber don't give up

TSLA is green! TSLA is green!

TSLA ripping while everything takes a dump, rational market

TSLA is one impressively retarded piece of shit.

TSLA inexplicably rebounding is the only reason I know we're not done dumping

Tsla bers losing hair and balls

I hate to admit this feeling but TSLA is feeling dumpy

There goes TSLA making ATH again and AMZN can barely hold green.

Looks like it's up to TSLA to save the market again. In Elon We Trust.

Special type of retard that shorts TSLA

Imagine TSLA being the only thing saving your ass right now.

TSLA the classic healthcare stock

Just sell everything and jump into safe stocks like TSLA

Has anybody thought, after TSLA robotaxi is launched, the best thing it will become, is another UBER, with lower margin?

TSLA 500? 🤔

The exit liquidity being provided to institutions on TSLA is diabolical. Imagine those with share prices of like $200 being able to cash out here without dragging it down even

TSLA $500c was a bad idea…

Bought 2 tsla puts at open it aint much but its honest work

I bought TSLA calls and killed the rally as promised. Think about that next time you want to brag about your gains teslers

TSLA is a boomer AI stock.