TSLA

BREAKING: $TSLA SALES IN CALIFORNIA SET TO BE SUSPENDED, AGENCY SAYS

Honestly watch out for TSLA offering. Shit might pump 10%

AHAHAHAHAH GET FUK $TSLA RETARDS (BOLS)

TSLA -1.5% AH Why?

Lmao TSLA wtf happen?

Of course TSLA does a stock offering here… why?!

TSLA down 12% atleast tomorrow

Can't wait for the TSLA sex robots! Gonna get that next leg up more ways then one!

Call me woke but I will call out any and the constant shaming of the WSB TSLA fan boy community.

nobody here is shorting TSLA bud they cant afford it

Here’s the thing: TSLA isn’t easily valued on fundamentals, which leaves **price action** as the primary guide

I have yet to get fucked by shorting TSLA, but I think I'm ready.

Best stocks to short ?? TSLA and

The local fry cook is loaded up on Amazon calls and TSLA puts

Nothing new. TSLA price is base on nothing for years and years.

TSLA reached nearly $500 in December 2024 and, a few months later, fell to around $250. I see a similar setup forming now

I'd rather have whatever tsla bulls are smoking tbh must be hella good shit

Double top in TSLA, $250 by Mar 15 2026 Exactly 1 year ago this happened

Not 🐻 but I am still in disbelief over TSLA price

TSLA $488 is fucking hilarious

TSLA mooning like they just created an AI robot that looks lile Ana de Armas

TSLA ytd beating AMZN, Msft, meta and almost matching NVDA is so disrespectful 😂😂😂

When will people learn TSLA is a momentum stock. It can sell 1 car for a whole year...doesnt mean shit. Just ride the pumps and dumps..

you've either forgotten or you're only 18 years old or something TSLA was a tech darling during those days

Next year, people will remember that Tsla is a car company with stagnant revenues.

Tsla has the worst fundamentals

Daily reminder that tsla unscrambled is salt. Lump me in with those salty tsla goes up on hopium.

Tsla spike is connected to expected spacex ipo.  Investors are getting access to the asset before the ipo due to tsla already owning a stake in spacex  I think 

Shes trading tsla

When and if TSLA goes below 100 PE, that's when you know the market is truly wrecked. Until then keep buying all the big dips you can on tech.

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Doesn't look good for my TSLA puts

If Ozempic can make you not feel hunger, they should make a drug that suppressses my urge to buy TSLA puts.

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!banbet TSLA 467 12d

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!banbet TSLA 450 30d

TSLA is either gonna dump hard tomorrow or it gonna touch 500$ like it touched Bear at night.

So TSLA is just going to touch the tip of $500 before completely reversing or what?

She is actively selling TSLA in Nov and Dec to the point she even started referring to "Mag 6"

stop spreading misinformation. Tsla is the largest holding across her portfolio and arks etf's lmfao.

IveSeenThisOneBeforeMEME.gif #TSLA

When Cathie sold TSLA, I should have known...

Forgot about that.  I ignore TSLA except to buy puts when volume or momentum slow.

There's no stock more culty than TSLA. There's no reason for it to be up 20% this month other than Elon's followers trying to run up his net worth...

bc tsla, regard.

I saw a dude earlier saying TSLA puts were free money. I wonder how he feels now.

All that just to end green? Okay. And what the fuck is TSLA sipping? Holy fuck.

the fact that there are so many loud, regarded, Elon hating comments on this thread tells me im right to hold TSLA