TSLA

TSLA should be $1000 a share and I’m not exaggerating.

!p tsla

I followed Elons advice to buy 100K worth of TSLA to be a millionaire and I am not too confident now. 

Tsla being up $15 yesterday after hours and now down -$12 is still hilarious

So the bull case for tsla is a humanoid robot that isnt even in production yet, based on the promises of a guy who told us FSD by end of year, 10 years ago?

When do we think TSLA FSD lawsuits start getting announced? Asking for a friend that owns 4000 TSLZ.

Im officially a TSLA bag holder

the poster hold tsla calls, that's why

I’ll buy one TSLA call when it hits $300 later today

Tsla is pee pee.

Those with TSLA calls last night were giving it large. Where have they gone?

lol how did tsla go from +4% to -3%

load your tsla calls, spacex gonna acquire it lmao

Ok, looked into TSLA earnings report and it's actually pretty f bad. They might become unprofitable by the end of the year at this rate.

Man… digging into deeper into TSLA earnings report. Absolute dogshit report, lipstick on a pig.

Spacex buying tsla cheap

TSLA crashing the market

Elon Musk could pay for everyone on earth to get bimbofication surgery. Why doesn't he do it? does he hate big jiggly titties and fat wobbly dumptruck asses? does he just want us to suffer? fuck you elon musk u piece of shit drug addict bitch. TSLA to 350 EOW.

TSLA after hours chart is funny

#Ban Bet Lost /u/DTF_Truck made a bet that TSLA would go to 353.1654 within **2 days** when it was 392.406 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 3 wins and 21 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

TSLA, eeek

No matter what happens if TSLA gets enron margin called I’ll be happy

VM any chance TSLA $360 EOW after earnings after-hours ended flat?

VM, what's tsla gex

Wattf happened to TSLA? Wasnt the earnings report positive?

TSLA down 23% Jordan would be proud

CAR and TSLA daily chart looks fucking beautiful..🤩

Yall remember back when it was like 430 pm and it looked like tsla was gonna be up 5-6% tomorrow? LOL

Back in my day TSLA would dump 15% on earnings calls. We would drink Mad Dog 2020 and eat at Q’doba. Kids these days don’t even know pesto on a burrito

!banbet TSLA 420 2d

TSLA mid?!?!?!

Why tf did I buy 50k worth of TSLA before earnings, I thought I was a genius but really a true degen

hmm shuld have buy tsla put yesterday. fair value probably $5.

Can someone lie to me and tell me that my TSLA calls will break even tomorrow 

#Ban Bet Lost /u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW made a bet that TSLA would go to 420.0 within **1 day** when it was 388.963 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 7 wins and 23 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Elon sounded drained on the tsla earnings call today How can you be the richest person on earth and still sound sad lmao

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Brilliant-Repeat-178 made a bet that TSLA would go to 415.0 within **1 day** when it was 388.963 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 5 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

VM why is TSLA flat after earnings?

TSLA not dropping 99% is wild.

Buy TSLA? More like BYE TSLA

TSLA iv crush

Pretty funny that TSLA is lower now than it was before the spike on earnings.

To make it even worse it was after 4pm close, at 4:13, 2 minutes before option close on spy and qqq cause tsla earnings looked like it was gonna run it up tomorrow

Upvote if u gonna get cucked by $TSLA tmr like me 🥀🥀🥀🥀

# TSLA WILL NEVER GO ABOVE 400 AGAIN LOL

TSLA makes overpriced plastic cars for conformist assholes.

Yeah, TSLA makes no sense for anyone to hold long. Its P/E is absurd, its reality distortion field generator is largely jumping ship to take another company to the moon, its automation looks dangerous compared to Waymo in a strict liability regime, and its main product - the EVs - got commoditized by the Chinese, who can build them cheaper and better. And if you believe in xAI, you need real AGI ASAP because you have to be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. All the Musk dick riders will jump ship to SpaceX as soon as it does its IPO. That valuation is probably a bit fucked too once Blue Origin and the Chinese catch up, but at least it has a moat with national security and a lot of government regulation, and a lead.

These dumb motherfuckers bidding up TSLA.  The asks are 300 to 600 shares.  The bids are bidding up on 40 to 80 shares.   GTFOH.