TSLA

TSLA bols crying rn lmao TSLA ERs almost always disappoint. The usual winner is Theta Gang.

TSLA has to be the worst stock to hold. Crazy

sorry guys i bought 1 (one) TSLA call before close

As Tsla execs talk about shortfalls of tsla self driving, the stock drops. Talking trash about competitor also doesn't help

TSLA should be $17

Oh my TSLA is dumping very hard. Shoulda offered him a $1 quadrillion pay package.

In a way this is the most TSLA move of all time

Love to see TSLA dump

Bros...my TSLA calls...

Today will be remembered as the official death of TSLA

With Tsla drilling.. the indexes might take a break.

TSLA just said fu*k your calls and your puts…. 

Someone should start a business selling anal lube to TSLA shareholders for earnings. "Now with NUMBING action!" "Strawberry scented for HIS pleasure!"

Oh my TSLA is going to be a blood bath tomorrow

I don't get it... why is TSLA stock acting rationally at the moment? I thought clown stocks were only allowed to pump in this market.

Imagine playing TSLA earnings in 2026 🤡

Fucking lol tsla

intc lifesteal tsla

I’m back from my failed TSLA $315 ban bet bitches. Looks like Elmo may have saved me from a painful L on my LEAPS puts for tomorrow. Praise to be allah! Sorry I couldn’t let y’all know about adding a bunch of domestic airlines puts after ALK damped it. 👌

Are people really selling TSLA to buy INTC instead just now

Eh Tsla only down like 4 bucks.. barely 1%.. nothing burger.

I’ve seen this show on TSLA too often. Bet it runs 20% through Friday. If this holds, calls at open.

Tesla should be fuckin $3 I hope all the TSLA bulls get their fudge packed.

Of course TSLA goes negative after the earnings call

Trading TSLA is a level of regarded I'm not yet capable of....

I had TSLA $400c but I also have about 5,000 shares of TSLQ (I believe in short-term irrationality and long-term rationality.) I just went from about -$7k at 4:15ET to +$500 on my TSLQ holdings...

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 415.0 before 24-Apr-2026 06:34 PM -05

#TSLA GOT ME HOLLERINNNN #WHEWWWWWWWWWW 🛼🛼

TSLA said REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(up) then REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(down)

How many TSLA call buyers just died in the last hour?

Holy shit TSLA red

Tsla calls. So that means tsla puts will print. But inverse that if you buy puts. Then buy calls and inverse the reversal inverse.

omg that tsla dick penetrated me shortly but it feels better now that its back in elons pants. Im a proud short holder and i have nothing to be scared of surely

if you are buying TSLA calls instead of TSLL congrats you are retarded

TSLA??

Learned a long time ago to not touch TSLA with a 10 foot pole, so I have no money on the line, but it’s hilarious watching these comments evolve over the past 2 hours

TSLA going right back down lmao The world is balanced for now

Did TSLA chart draw a dick?

It's true. The bull market isn't over until TSLA is subject to the laws of economic gravity.

Marked safe from TSLA earnings.

Dang, TSLA thetagang out for some bull AND ber blood tonight

TSLA you are going to the wrong moon

TSLA messing up bears first….bulls next Just like the market these days

TSLA what are you doing ???

loving the meltdown of TSLA bulls FUCK TSLA

Tsla is lucky to have gotten away with a .78 gain. It deserved to die. But the markets can’t die yet. Baron hasnt sold his calls. So neutral and we pamp tomorrow

What the hell happened to TSLA?

Me with my June TSLA 500c: *Oh no! Anyways…*

yo WTF TSLA 😭😭😭😭

#TESLA TERAFAB CONFIRMED TO BRING IN $800B REVENUE FY2028 LET'S FUCKEN GO $TSLA TO THE MOON BABY