TSLA

Hope anyone who invested in bitcoin, META, TSLA, or PLTR gets royally reemed during a serious drawback. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

TSLA green. Humans as a species are literally cooked.

The fact that TSLA has barely dropped tells me we have a long way to go

Big theta burn for TSLA

Tsla is rich boy meme stock

As long as TSLA is at 450, this is not a dip tbqh just shenanigans

when in doubt, buy tsla calls

Which direction does TSLA swing 6% today?

Buttcorn and TSLA feel like the final bosses here, basically a two-headed monster.

I don't own it, but the PE is falling into value stock territory lmao. Then you look at the TSLA scam, wild.

Why is tsla up, why

TSLA running because elon wants his paycheck

Rotation from all other global assets to TSLA apparently

Actually surprised tsla didn't do anything. Honestly thought it would jump one way or the other. 

Which stock is gonna fall harder PLTR or TSLA

Is all in tsla crazy?

I heard an ad today and I swear it said "tsla causes diarrhea"

I am truly surprised TSLA didn't get dumped.

the TSLA dip will be so steep Alex Honnold finna climb that shit

There are a few tickers that are propped up because it's just more profitable for mms to destroy everyone who bets against them. Those are CVNA, TSLA, and PLTR.

If you want to short cvna or tsla, which one gou choose?

Wait he gets it if TSLA is at $2000? Like Cathy at ARK predicted it?

I think TSLA should spin off their car company from just Elon himself. One fairly valued EV stock at $35 and one vaporware no revenue meme dream at $3000

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 412.668 before 02-Dec-2025 07:50 AM -05

TSLA 0dte calls gon print!!

Musk must have laid some good pipe, cathie keeps putting retarded targets on tsla

just found out the TSLA board meeting is held in the big top 🎪

Interesting what TSLA will do tomorrow

TSLA TO ONE MILLION BULLION

Tsla to the moon. Hope ya got calls

Tsla bulls just diluted shares by 1 Trillion 

Fire started in the garage, where the TSLA charges.

good evening kings when tsla puts?

Feels like TSLA moons or shits the bed tmmr

TSLA $500 is a real possibility

TSLA last minute little pump single handedly holding up futes

Tsla 700c jan 2027. Elons money is contingent on the stock hitting like 8 trillion market cap.

My TSLA calls not ded yet

TSLA 470c at open. bathe me in tendies, optimus, unscrew your top too

Deep OTM call options on TSLA, thst expire in the shortest time available - but then diamond hands those mofos until they expire.

As part of the TSLA vote today, Elon also walks away with the original pay package of $128b today. Tesla's record breaking revenue from the most recent quarter was 28.1 billion, making that worth 5 quarters of TSLA's revenue. Thankfully it only comes out of the pocket of shareholders.

why is tsla flat on the pay package news

He gets it done with literally zero revenue in a dying market for EVs. This is a cash grab that TSLA fanbois are ignoring

I'm gonna long a bit of TSLA on market open based on the thesis the people shorting it are retarded

Not society, just people stupid or corrupt enough to own TSLA

With headlines trumpeting that Musk is getting a trillion, how soon do you think we're going to see protests again at TSLA dealerships?

TSLA calls ded

So let me get this straight: \-Musk gets 96 million shares awarded in August '25; vests in 2-years as long as he's CEO/executive at TSLA \-Now he gets an insane pay package, based on TSLA hitting certain metrics (such as a $2 Trillion market cap for the first load of shares); shares divvied up into 12 tranches (don't know the allocation, or full criteria/qualifications in every event) \-If he walked, he wouldn't have gotten the 96 million shares. So him threatening to walk if he didn't get this pay package approved was probably nonsense in the first place \-Practically picks the TSLA board, as well Doesn't matter though, because stonks only go up

I sold NVDA at 60 before any splits and TSLA at 120 before any splits.