TSLA

# SPY AND QQQ CRASHING # PRETTY MUCH MEANS TSLA $500 TOMORROW IS GAURANTEED

Only 2 stocks on my banned list of trading rules. TSLA and CVNA.

I swear, TSLA stock fanboiz are the dumbest ever. Buying and running up a stock that is just hype built on hype. Elon lying through his teeth time and time again, and people keep buying it. Are tesla cars neat and futuristic? Sure. But are they everything Elon promised? (Hyperloop being more prevalent, your tesla making you money as a taxi as you sleep, full self driving which we should have had 5 years ago at this point, etc).

when tsla starts inversing spy, it gets to be a little bullshitty

Once or twice a year there is a whole new class of WSB who will get wiped out with TSLA puts. “PE too high bro, it HAS to come down” Even though the market has known this for 5 years they think because they bought puts, the market will suddenly care right this second

Few things irk me the way watching TSLA do nothing but suck all year and their stock go back to ATH anyway does

Surely now that TSLA hit ATH, it will dump from here. Valuation is retarded²

Elon just invented a new straightforward cloning technique for humans. TSLA 1000 incoming

After next earnings which are gonna be poop. 28th Jan. Similar happened last year - it ran up in december like now, and dumped in feb. To be fair, a lot of that was tariff fear (if i recall correctly) but tsla started dumping before tarriffs starting dumping the market. 7th feb tsla dumps, 14th feb s&p takes a dive.

Looks like Santa rally is here. TSLA carry index to the moon

Hypothetically speaking (so please don't come after me melon bros), if I were to short TSLA, what expiry would make sense?

TSLA ATH. Joke market.

Anyone got the 🩳 interest on Tsla?

Elon just found a cure for HIV. TSLA 1000 incoming

Permabols keeping TSLA up for spacex IPO so all you idiots spend your pocket money buying their shares

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 450.0 before 23-Dec-2025 03:45 PM -05

tinfoil hat take: TSLA pumped hard by 🥭 because melon is doing some new fuckery to help him

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 23-Dec-2025 07:22 AM -05

SPACE X files S1 to go public in January 2026 TSLA likes this

I am yet again playing a risky game. I bought tsla puts at 488 before close. No pain no gain

Gambled on TSLA $520 1/9 calls at close. I don’t even care if I lose. All I know is if this thing hits 500 tomorrow good luck trying to get in after premarket and even at open

Elon just discovered stargate portals. TSLA 600 incoming

Tsla needs to be study in real 8% in 2 days

Tsla up 8% in 2 fair make it make sense did all of the 40 billion go to then

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How those TSLA puts treating you bears?

I buy TSLA puts hedgies pump it to ATH just my luck

All the new robinhood short sellers on tsla ☠️

This TSLA pump is the most hated rally of all time maybe ever

TSLA the shitstock that could

Absolutely NO REASON for tsla to be doing all this 😭

tsla holders would probobly pay elon to give him a rimjob

the top news on tsla about cars crashing underneath a +3.5% day lol

Tsla just discovered water on mars

Soooo.. TSLA pumps 3% and goes ATH on 0 news, on a red day, and people think this is completly justified, makes sense. This dude 100% grabbed dirt on people durin his time at DOGE

Tsla blew past 490 lol didnt even have to test that shit

!banbet TSLA 460 3d

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 465.0 before 20-Dec-2025 11:46 AM -05

The reason why TSLA only goes up all day every day is because normies on this sub can't afford the options premiums It's just hedge funds, algos, and trading desks slamming calls and gamma squeezing it all day with an un-said hand shake they are all going to work together and generate free money.

Well I'm doing it. TSLA puts time again lol

Imagine if TSLA actually sold cars, LOL It would’ve been at 1000 by now

!Banbet TSLA 450 1w

TSLA: no news, no catalysts, all crime

Lots of shit down from ATHs and TSLA makes a new ATH!? I'm gonna feel sick

I think this is where you short TSLA

Tsla is ruining me

Should I add more to my TSLA short? Or just give up and suck a dic?

Is bitcorn or TSLA the bigger scam of this generation?

Imagine thinking some kind of a generation dump is inbound in the short term when TSLA is pumping nonstop

Gold? Nah. Corn? Nah. TSLA? The new Flight to Safety...