TSLA

TSLA is such a fucking cult The car Business is in the toilet The CEO fucks off 90% of the time to play politics and shitpost Cybercabs promised last year are still Vaporware and Waymo kicks the shit out of them And robots operated by Indian slaves Yes, TSLA bros, this man deserves a trillion

I need a 3x tsla inverse etf to help my 2x bags

It's fine because Elon will literally never get his hands on that money. But yeah TSLA holders are regarded either way. I'd know, I'm one.

Yuuup. Terrible fucking week to own NVDA, MSFT, META, TSLA... thing is, I actually bought META and NVDA on ''dips''.

Short TSLA.. EV demand has been tanking worldwide and he hasn't delivered robotaxis, robots in general, nor any progress from his Boring company. All lies lies lies and you TSLA fanboiiiiissss LOVE it lol

I dont understand how you thought the deal would help? Elon just was given 1trillion dollar deal. That's... over 10 years of all the revenue tesla makes. I dont see how tsla even expects to make a profit at this rate.

If xAI SpaceX and TSLA become 1 I could see that doing well

I really think this was the “jump the shark” moment for TSLA

I heard that TSLA board apparently approves of Elon's package.

Liquidating my port so I can start a toy train business I will sell outside the next TSLA investor meeting aka annual autist convention

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Watching TSLA bag holders commit harikari in real time…

lol. You think TSLA shareholders need to be coerced into sucking Elon dick

TSLA bears are red pandas. Not real bears...effectively part of the weasel family.

Did Burry short TSLA?

I made over 100k investing in TSLA if that makes me a clown then honk honk mother fucker

Oh look, QQQ and SPY haven't budged. Something is holding them up and it ain't TSLA.

You must be a clown to invest in tsla

Robots are part of the future. Like it gate Elon, tsla, amzn, xpev, etc., are all in long-term holds.

Getting doubled teamed by TSLA and ACHR in after hours. No lube 🙌

I want Burry to announce a billion dollar TSLA short tomorrow and save my puts.

TSLA looking kinda yippy...

People here cheer and laugh when TSLA and META fall but cry when SPY does, stupidity levels reaching ATHs

Tsla gonna be a sell the news event expecting -5% by 11 am

when the government reopens the RNC will be like: while we were shut down we wrote sweeping legislation to ban meta, tsla, porn, AI, and crypto. We passed it all overnight. 

Don't pump TSLA I have to buy tomorrow

If someone is at TSLA meeting go up and ask a question! "Why are you such a douche?"

How awesome would it be if TSLA tanks like 50% tomorrow over this pay package lol

lol the TSLA needle moved down a full point when Elon mentioned caring about workers' well-being

You can buy the 2x TSLA leveraged ETF overnight regards We ride at dawn on $TSLL if you don't want to buy some options

I bought 3 TSLA shares after listening to this speech

Are optimi being trained in cpr now??  This fuckin guy.   Throws shit at wall to see what sticks   Tsla  to zero already 

TSLA 🟢 Pumps to $690 by the end of the month Mark my butt

People in here are really negative on tsla. ATHs soon.

Agreed, total dog and pony show. And that’s why I don’t hold TSLA directly

Tsla 0dte will print. Hope it stays down until open

I'm tempted to long TSLA bcs of how retarded the contraparties is

It’s all good fun to pile on TSLA but OKLO has no permits, no firm customers and is led by a bunch of bullshit artists promising a working reactor by 2027 (lol) yet is valued in the billions 

Holding TSLA > Owning A Tesla At least for the last 3 years...

TSLA is just unsustainable as a Stonk. Runs on pure regardium and snake oil. I'd like to buy it to make a buck, but then Enron might manipulate and make me hold some heavy bags.

ALL IN TSLA TOMORROW ROBOTS ARE THE FUTURE

any stock that is directly related to this administration ie TSLA ie NVDA I no longer want anything to do with

tsla market cap is 1.4T and they pay musk 1T. this sounds funny somehow.

I'm gonna give you a little splash of red TSLA. It's a happy little TSLA. ☺️

Dumping my TSLA stock. Already thought it was overvalued but there’s no way this ends well

Can you imagine how high TSLA buyers would send that shit if the company actually made money

Amazes me how many TSLA holders think this is a 5T company. They haven’t even grown revenue in 3 years and are already priced like they are going to grow 10x

What's the elmo show I don't see TSLA on earnings calendar

So... TSLA $3,200 inbound, or what?