TSLA

Elon Ma would run $TSLA better!

What da fuk is TSLA doin? Regarded kind of action

smh tsla

People see the non-GAAP (pretend accounting) revenue beat and pump it GAAP earnings miss coupled with barely better than their disaster of a Q1 2025, declining sales... should be red by open. But you never know with TSLA. If the market cared about fundamentals it'd already be at $30

If LRCX can stay up and TSLA dumps, that would be great.

TSLA red by open

TSLA crashing out with 🍈. Need some Special K for both stat! 😆

Needed more money to buy TSLA. I heard they'll have full self driving cars, personal robots, universal basic income, solar roof tiles, and world-beating AI by the end of the year.

TSLA is sitting at $402.91, up 4.27% today, but don't get too excited—max pain is dragging it back to $380 while the $400 call wall is a massive brick wall. The expected move puts Thursday's ceiling around $428, but with heavy bearish skew and dealers short gamma on the upside, any run above $420 gets sold into hard. If I were playing, I'd lean toward the $400 support holding, not a moonshot to $450 like the degens in the thread are dreaming. https://preview.redd.it/xpuc5w6h9twg1.png?width=1840&format=png&auto=webp&s=e131ebc8ee64861f8f0a91073202a7bb7d79dc3a

nooooo tsla

I took 2 ibuprofen before the TSLA earnings call, just in case.

here comes the tsla bassssssss drop

RIP anyone with puts on TSLA lmao

All long option holders on TSLA earnings ngmi. Theta wins.

Why own TSLA when you could soon own Space TSLA

Nevermind, TSLA IS A CAR COMPANY!! MOON IT!

TSLA holds over the 200SMA all those shorts are done and so many will need to buy to hedge driving it higher.

someone lay on the tsla play by play.

TSLA AT LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE 3 DAYS AGO

No matter what the earnings call says TSLA will dump hard at open.

Tesla's 3.8 billion shares at $400 each, if invested in shit our grandparents bought (4% CDs) would generate 15 billion in profit per quarter. That is 30x more than TSLA earns with it.

MSFT getting turbo fucked by NOW while scam TSLA moons lol

We all know Tsla bout to hit 420 on some bullshit elmo spits on this call

Tsla, simply not enough

Norway selling oil at $130 per barrel, way above spot price. Buyers are getting desperate, but who has time to worry about that when TSLA is pumping 4% on absolutely nothing only because they held an earnings call!

TSLA planning an assembly line to produce 10 million Optimus robots per year. Sure bro thats definitely going to happen.

Why are semiconductors ripping? Not that I particularly care as I'm long ON and MCHP but just wondering why? Is it because of TSLA earnings?

I'd have to be capable of inversing whatever it is I'm doing wrong. Today there was a moment where I almost bought tsla calls, but was like, naaah they sell off after most earnings, so puts...

Lol more TSLA lies and bullshit. Glad I don't touch that shit with a ten foot pole.

TSLA is slowly overtaking NVDA

Tsla alone is making me a profiterole

Elon: "everything's computer." #$TSLA up 10%

TSLA huge earnings report!!!!!

Someday TSLA will blowup like Enron but until then I know this market is irrational as all hell so I ain’t doing anything with puts

atleast we have tsla to smoothen out this now dump

TSLA 500 eom

TSLA collaborating with spacex to build the largest chip fab ever. Ok let’s go 460

**TSLA Earnings Announcements** TSLA announced quarterly earnings of $0.41 per share, beating expectations by $0.11.

at this point if you're betting against TSLA you deserve to lose money

tsla. doing tsla things. pretty dumb if you ask me

I thought self walking shoes were a joke, but I googled them and they're real wtf. Not made by TSLA (or are they?) but still?

TSLA 1000 shares since $100 lets GOOOO

TSLA over 400 AMD over 300 SPY over 700

Tsla gotta be cooking them books right?

TSLA is coming after NVDA and TSMC

Keep that indian guy away from the earnings call, I want TSLA at 420 tomorrow

So TSLA memeing. Who is with me that this will fizzle down until market open?

TSLA pivoting to "Self-walking shoes" Bers in shambles Pfizer and HIMS up 15% AH

TSLA stellar revenues increase from this quarter year ago and blew away est.