TSLA

oh shit i got me 10k worth of TSLA calls right before close , LFG!!!

think tomorrow before open could see TSLA bleed and look like it's going to tank at open which will pull in the same short bears only to see it really pop off

TSLA another theta burn earnings

tsla: back to last week price

TSLA is up so big because they're pivoting to bird shoes.

buying TSLA shares on the way down and calls is looking solid

Bought 50k of TSLA shares before earnings whe should I sell?

TSLA sexbots wen?

MSFT is up a measly 0.62% at $426.81 while TSLA is ripping 3.77% to $400.99 on earnings day hype despite headlines calling FSD "crap" and unsold EVs piling up.

TSLA hits $420 tomorrow?

TSLA +16% increase revenue compared to this quarter from year ago, bears are so done

VM did people break open their MSFT piggy banks to buy TSLA?

TSLA might hit $500 this month

Oh thanks Tsla. Didn't know earnings were today. Bought the May 13 400 call on Monday cause of some technical shit I liked.

TSLA Est revenue was 15.3billion, the actual revenue is 16.2 billion, adios bears!

wow TSLA beat earnings. That means its stock should be $103 instead of $100

TSLA going to moon tomorrow

TSLA could slowly bleed and trap a lot of shorts at open tomorrow when it rockets up

TSLA $420!

TSLA bers pants on fire

all these regards crying the same story about TSLA we've all heard over the last decade or so never gets old. Cope is strong.

So, buy TSLA?

Holding TSLZ until tomorrow. TSLA often turns red as people come to their senses. I'm expecting rerates as well. With staircase down earnings like this, banks have to.

TSLA continues to be a retards delight 🤣

I know tsla put holder feeling sick rn

We might see the biggest green candle of our lives on TSLA tomorrow

I don’t mess with TSLA, far too easy to lose money

TSLA willl be flat by open

Of course tsla is green 😒

Ofcourse tsla ripped bers a new one Will be the same for spacex, everyone is convinced it will be bag dump but watch it do the most retarded thing ever vertically

thetagang eatin good off all tsla options

So. You thought TSLA would go down.

Ugh TSLA stalled out...

TSLA clearing 415 tomorrow

TSLA short skeeze coming soon

Ive seen TSLA move up big and the. O red into the night and give up all its gains and another 10% lol. So dont count those eggs before they hatch

I was busy at work. Need to check how my TSLA puts are doing

So basically TSLA is becoming a tennis shoe company. Calls it is.

Burry was long LULU, short TSLA. LMAO 🤌

$TSLA and $OPEN are my retirement.

Why didn’t I full port TSLA calls, I could’ve turned my shitty little $1000 into grown man money

BTC had a nice day and TSLA is ripping.. this sub will be insufferable tonight

TSLA up 5% and SPY -0.1%

So the whole market is just shit ai data centers nobody wants and TSLA promising robots? Our society is so cooked

Why is SPY going down with TSLA mooning

TSLA up and SPY down smh

TSLA Q1 EARNINGS HIGHLIGHTS 🔹 Revenue: $22.39B (Est. $22.2B) 🟢; +16% YoY 🔹 Adj. EPS: $0.41 (Est. $0.34) 🟢 🔹 Gross Margin: 21.1% (Est. 17.7%) 🟢; +478 bps YoY 🔹 Free Cash Flow: $1.44B (Est. -$1.86B) 🟢 🔸 Put $2B into SpaceX during Q1 🔸 Cybercab, Tesla Semi, and Megapack 3 are on schedule for volume production starting in 2026 Other Metrics: 🔹 Deliveries: 358,023 (+6% YoY) 🔹 Production: 408,386 (+13% YoY) 🔹 Active FSD Subscriptions: 1.28M (+51% YoY) 🔹 Paid Robotaxi miles nearly doubled sequentially Financials: 🔹 Operating Income: $941M (Est. $787.7M) 🟢; +136% YoY 🔹 Capital Expenditures: $2.49B 🔹 Cash + Short-term Investments: $44.7B Commentary: 🔸 “build the largest chip fab ever”

Tsla sacrificing the rest of mag7 to sustain this pump AH lmao

Yikes top in for TSLA

Tards pumping TSLA because they are getting 0.5$ per 400$ share