TSLA

Let’s use those CAR lotto winnings and pump TSLA bois 👏🏼

Looks like TSLA pivoted into a sneaker company that builds AI infrastructure.

No stake in the game but I hope TSLA shiets the bed lmao

Dang what is this TSLA dildo

TSLA! Everything IS computer! Thank you Baron!

lol tsla

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VM are both TSLA puts and calls fucked

If TSLA hits 420 tomorrow I will name my cat Elon

TSLA just pamp it!!!

may God take care of all us tsla call holders...

All eyes on TSLA

Tsla has the ability to make me cum in 5 minutes

What time do TSLA numbers usually get reported?

TSLA when they beat earnings: look at how great of a car company they are TSLA when they miss earnings: it doesn't matter they're not a car company

Bought TSLA calls- I feel dirty AF.

TSLA about to do the funniest thing

I dca’ed wayyy too many tsla calls

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TSLA earnings 👀

2 mins to flip a coin on TSLA

Just please let me part of one of those crazy TSLA pumps where it goes up 20% over the next two days. PLEASE $450 by end of week.

!Banbet TSLA 340 1w

tsla down, spy just keeps pumping. wth.

10 minutes until the TSLA reality vortex show

Whose ready for some TSLA accounting shenanigans???

swinging my spy puts. TSLA going to drag us down.

Could TSLA be the catalyst for the reversal back to 690

Tsla gonna fly because I sold my 410c watch.

you'd be better off choosing red/black than calls/puts on TSLA today

If TSLA Beat and pump +4% then I think we'll keep pumping tomorrow and probably stop when INTEL got kill after Earning.

TSLA going to 694.20 after earnings call. Book it.

Shorting TSLA on a hunch of an EPS miss is a mental illness btw

How the fuck can TSLA be worth $1.4T. Shit company, tainted brand.

50k in TSLA shares for earnings I want to feel something

I’m so incredibly bearish on TSLA that I’m going all in on calls

TSLA going to report historically shit earnings and then moon 100% AH when Leon announces an AI enabled factory on mars that is manned by Tesla robots and building cybertrucks for the Chinese space program.

I'm so bored, I am tempted to play TSLA earnings. Is this what you wanted, market? Huh? You want to see me go full degen?

let's hope that this TSLA earnings is where it finally eats shit and goes down to the price it should be at

I have 2.3k in TSLA shorts, praying for this regarded company to finally tank while AMD has full on smoothbrain strength

Lots of people are buying TSLA poots Elon laughs at you

The thing about TSLA is everyone is forgetting the multi thousand dollar revenue they did on robotaxis last 3 months

TSLA is going to eat a giant throbbing veiny wet uncut hairy duck tonight

Tsla will stay flat just to fuck me.

tsla puts. thats what i shoulda blown my money on. better than spy puts.

Car giving us TSLA preview

TSLA will move at most 5% AH so ur calls and puts are fukt

tsla is going to be $50 in AH

TSLA will put SPY at 713