TSLA

!banbet tsla -4% 7d

TSLA dead no longer holds meme status

"All Cybertrucks will now come with a Grok actived Teshlight attached to the steering column. You can make money with your vehicle while you sleep in the backseat of it. Cybertrucks could also potentially haul lithium mined by Thai cave children from the Musk Mines. The value will increase at least by 2000%" TSLA +6%

Almost half of MSFT unpaid customer bills (RPOs) are from OpenAI... META's AI capex will eat 98% of its cash generation this year... TSLA shareholders will pay $2B for xAI but won't get shares... Is this the first time that everybody is lucidly admitting we're in a bubble yet keep piling in?

I base my investments off companies & their merch. So far: RKLB TSLA & SNDK have been a pleasure to deal with. MSTR took my money & didn’t respond.

Elon Musk's SpaceX and xAI are in discussions to merge ahead of a blockbuster public offering planned for later this year. The combination would bring Musk’s rockets, Starlink satellites, the X social media platform and ​Grok AI chatbot under one roof, according to a person briefed on the matter and two recent company filings seen by Reuters. ELON TO CONSIDER STEPPING DOWN FROM TSLA AND TO FOCUS EFFORTS ON SPACEX

Selling pressure on TSLA is crazy

Tsla is not a car company it’s a liquid options chain with a underlying listed on the nasdaq company

$TSLA buying opportunity 🤑

TSLA gonna increase 20B investment to 200B investment into xAI (Elons Pocket)

The TSLA call was the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard

MSFT: Down -12% because even though revenue and earnings grew strongly, Azure only grew 39% not 40%. TSLA: Down like -1.5% even though its a shrinking business, the CEO can barely string a coherent sentence on the call, lying for over a decade about self driving cars, claims it's creating some bullshit robot. Cool.

Buying TSLA now is arguably one of the dumbest things to do but it might just work out.

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The music has stopped for TSLA

TSLA dump continues after Trumps speech. 2% down is way too little.

Honestly, 2.6% dip on TSLA is considered lucky. CEO pivoting to sex dolls is a sign of worsening times. Orders must have been so low for them to shelve 2 models.

Has FELON musk given up on TSLA? He only tweets HENTAI and GROK now.

If we’re revaluing companies like MSFT, let’s see TSLA! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Next TSLA ER call they will stop selling cars completely

TSLA being down less than MSFT is pure comedy

Made money on TSLA poots and got greedy now im stuck holding calls for a 700 lost ....

What I've learned about earnings. Buy shares, sell the after-hours rip. Options may very well get crushed by market open the next day. I bought TSLA and sold the rip at the top before it dropped. Absolute win.

Elons brother just dumped his TSLA shares

I’ll take this dick punch with a smile if TSLA just keeps going down and doesn’t stop

TSLA giving Elon’s other company 2B. Nothing to see here!

I'm gooning to that TSLA chart ngl

I can believe tsla open red. Manifesting works my friends.

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Made money buying TSLA puts at open

Market might recover, but idk about TSLA...........next ec he will talk about opening an underwear factory

Come on TSLA 417 today or 400

Even when TSLA was selling cars, the buyers said it wasn't a car company. Now that TSLA isn't selling cars, the buyers are saying it isn't a car company.

TSLA 420 wall boutta be tested if it holds maybe the worst will be over for today. Else

If TSLA can break below $420..... I'd be so happy

Regarded market, Microsoft losing for earning to much and Tsla rewarded for being a moron

$TSLA is fucking cooked.

TSLA stock and future in shambles. Autistic CEO tweeting about anime hentai. Shareholders should be livid.

Is there where TSLA rebounds and closes $20 up on the day? This stock is truly regarded.

I should have stayed in the safe haven stocks CVNA(+4%) TSLA (-2%) and RDDT (+0.3%). Fuck me

Lmao soon QQQ will be down more than TSLA Clown world

Were wer u wen TSLA was kil?

TSLA: promised tomorrow, delivered never!

TSLA to <400

TSLA down 1% msft down 11%. Makes total sense

TSLA 50 cents earnings per share definitely worth $400... Robots are definitely coming this year, he promises

Sold most of my $TSLA and $SPY puts this morning. Still holding some and bought more $TSLQ

TSLA options calls or puts are impossible to make money on. You either lose it all running out of theta or you continue to fuel the shit fire by adding or rolling to get out alive on the next 30% move that happens in a random 2-3 days

phewwww if it wasn’t for microsoft & tsla i’d be in the psyche ward rn

TSLA 420 support will be tested today. Memes or ER which side prevails.