TSLA

TSLA is just a financing vehicle for musk to pay his employees and his projects off of investors money why don’t all understand that?

Lol so how many TSLA robotaxis are out there active in Austin? 8, is that true?

Saving my last couple bucks to yolo on Tsla tomorrow. Prob puts

How much is SPCX gonna pay to buy $TSLA? $500/sh?

In and out on my TSLA put quick 25% scanning for potential calls now today

TSLA is still down 18% YTD. You don’t own enough.

**BanBet Lost** — /u/JigenRyu (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $353.41 → $400.00 | +13.2% | 2w | Lost |

Looking to short both TSLA & SPCX, just catching fundamentals than narrative After midterm all running to exit same ETF Time to load bonds here possibly

KEEP PUMPING MY CALLS BABY 🤑🤑 DADDY WANT A NEW TSLA

TSLA price on Dec 31, 2026 gonna be over $480. Mark this post

TSLA just got permission to clear airspace above their Texas factory for the roadster reveal... wtf

META, TSLA, PLTR, ORCL, SMCI. I just buy evil stocks cause i like to live dangerously.

Thoughts on TSLA EOD?

Prepare for TSLA / SPCX merger

It still makes a lot more sense than TSLA and SPCX

Tsla calls all day every day for the next 3 months

Sold my 11/20 META calls for 2k profit instead of 5k. Sold my 761c 9/21 SPY calls for 2x instead of 7x…sold my TSLA calls for 2x instead of 4x…..I’m a fucking clown. Now my MSFT calls are slowly bleeding but they don’t expire until March

Tsla puts?

Not gonna happens, Tsla need to break that 380 ceiling first and then the next day maybe

What’s the Tsla ceiling for today?

$TSLA YOU STUBBORN.....DROPPPPPP ALREADYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My last 100 bucks riding on Tsla puts

tsla PUTS

lol tsla

Yes 0dte tsla puts at open

Hm maybe some Tsla puts

should I buy tsla

**BanBet Lost** — /u/biozoom (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $353.41 → $380.00 | +7.5% | 2w | Lost |

Since when TSLA needs oil to drive down the road or make a robot??

all bulls have tsla eletric gang full charge for $12

Die TSLA die. Okay, that’s all.

When I see a Cybertruck in the wild it makes me wonder how are so many people dumb enough to buy TSLA at this valuation. Then I remember how many people voted for 🥭 and it begins to make sense.

NVDA, GOOGL, AVGO, BE, INTC, PANW, VST, CRWD, AMZN, TEM, AAPL, MSFT, TSLA, IBTA.L, UBER

OpenAI are offering robotics engineers salaries up to $500,000 before equity as they push into hardware, per BI. dann, what robo stocks to buy spcx? tsla?

If you buy calls you support humanity building space colonies If you buy puts you support the IDF It’s really that simple Be on the right side of history TSLA 400C

Goog puts, up and down on Tsla. Some other shit. Literally paperhanded everything otherwise I would’ve made a lot of money

Is now a good time to full port TSLA?

TSLA do that thing where you rip non-stop for 30 mins pleaaaase

TSLA shouldn't even be close to 365, it should burn back down to 300.

Tsla setting up that sine/cosine day

I genuinely lose money anytime I see any of your fucking retarded plays on here who the fuck said tsla calls

0dte TSLA calls

Sometimes that’s the right play, but with a stock like $tsla volatility is insane, you’ll be up 20% and 20 seconds later -40% it’s just part of the stock especially for 0dte’s

Spent the morning scalping TSLA and MU calls

going tsla calls here

Guys, please look at 1m TSLA chart today and tell me this is natural trading pattern. I could put a ruler to these lines. No other stock does this, Tesla does this all the time.

TSLA in 360s is a multi generational wealth building opportunity

I sold my Tsla puts at 157 they’re now over 4 fuck me

Oh cool sold my Tsla puts for a couple bucks when it could’ve been 100%