TSLA

TSLA is like the end of 1984 when he finally believes. It’s the only way this makes sense. Surrender 

Can't believe the thing that's saving my port as the greats like Google dump is literally TSLA calls. What a time to be alive.

TSLA runs always feels so fake like it’s all on vibes

Tsla 500

it literally never will sadly. he’s way too big to fail at this point. i’ll still never long TSLA.

Crazy the same people blasting TSLA are the same people with quantum positions lmao

Would not be surprised if Baron was loading TSLA puts. DJT neither forgets, nor forgives. Congrats to bulls, though.

Oh shit didn’t realize Tsla closed at ath, prob $500 test tomorrow unfortunately

dollar cost averaging tsla was the play all along unironically my first big stock and I got out after stock split with 400% but could have just averaged in apparently

WEN IS TSLA 1000 P/E? December 31st?

I only bought 1 put and i am hoping it will be in the money so i can sell one out of the money to get some profit. I learned my lesson long ago to not go hard on tsla puts

If you bought DRAM instead of TSLA you'd have tripled your money in a month and a half or so

Elon promising LA to NY jump portal next year reducing travel time to several seconds. TSLA $1000 incoming

Can you show me on this Elmo doll where TSLA touched you, ghey bears?

NVDA this week is strong tho GOOGL is absolutely fuk and I am still a delulu believer AAPL and TSLA on the other hand, at those prices LMAO

Is it a good time to short tsla?

Is there any TSLA regards here which believe in TSLA as a company not just a short squeeze machine? If so, what do you see that others dont

# SPY AND QQQ CRASHING # PRETTY MUCH MEANS TSLA $500 TOMORROW IS GAURANTEED

Only 2 stocks on my banned list of trading rules. TSLA and CVNA.

I swear, TSLA stock fanboiz are the dumbest ever. Buying and running up a stock that is just hype built on hype. Elon lying through his teeth time and time again, and people keep buying it. Are tesla cars neat and futuristic? Sure. But are they everything Elon promised? (Hyperloop being more prevalent, your tesla making you money as a taxi as you sleep, full self driving which we should have had 5 years ago at this point, etc).

when tsla starts inversing spy, it gets to be a little bullshitty

Once or twice a year there is a whole new class of WSB who will get wiped out with TSLA puts. “PE too high bro, it HAS to come down” Even though the market has known this for 5 years they think because they bought puts, the market will suddenly care right this second

Few things irk me the way watching TSLA do nothing but suck all year and their stock go back to ATH anyway does

Surely now that TSLA hit ATH, it will dump from here. Valuation is retarded²

Elon just invented a new straightforward cloning technique for humans. TSLA 1000 incoming

After next earnings which are gonna be poop. 28th Jan. Similar happened last year - it ran up in december like now, and dumped in feb. To be fair, a lot of that was tariff fear (if i recall correctly) but tsla started dumping before tarriffs starting dumping the market. 7th feb tsla dumps, 14th feb s&p takes a dive.

Looks like Santa rally is here. TSLA carry index to the moon

Hypothetically speaking (so please don't come after me melon bros), if I were to short TSLA, what expiry would make sense?

TSLA ATH. Joke market.

Anyone got the 🩳 interest on Tsla?

Elon just found a cure for HIV. TSLA 1000 incoming

Permabols keeping TSLA up for spacex IPO so all you idiots spend your pocket money buying their shares

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 450.0 before 23-Dec-2025 03:45 PM -05

tinfoil hat take: TSLA pumped hard by 🥭 because melon is doing some new fuckery to help him

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 23-Dec-2025 07:22 AM -05

SPACE X files S1 to go public in January 2026 TSLA likes this

I am yet again playing a risky game. I bought tsla puts at 488 before close. No pain no gain

Gambled on TSLA $520 1/9 calls at close. I don’t even care if I lose. All I know is if this thing hits 500 tomorrow good luck trying to get in after premarket and even at open

Elon just discovered stargate portals. TSLA 600 incoming

Tsla needs to be study in real 8% in 2 days

Tsla up 8% in 2 fair make it make sense did all of the 40 billion go to then

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How those TSLA puts treating you bears?

I buy TSLA puts hedgies pump it to ATH just my luck

All the new robinhood short sellers on tsla ☠️

This TSLA pump is the most hated rally of all time maybe ever

TSLA the shitstock that could

Absolutely NO REASON for tsla to be doing all this 😭

tsla holders would probobly pay elon to give him a rimjob

the top news on tsla about cars crashing underneath a +3.5% day lol