TSLA

Sure! Let me long TSLA and get clapped immediately. That’s how it goes for me.

# HOW THE FUCK IS TSLA GREEN?????

Too bad gold doesn’t have TSLA regard power.

is tsla going to buy xAI?

Who is buying TSLA with a PE of 300 y'all. Fucking insane

Thank god I switched from TSLA puts to QBTS puts.

Decided to take some more profit STC 1x TSLA 11/7 450c @18.06; 14.2 -> 18.06; 27% profit. Still holding one

TSLA forward PE of 250 lmao what the fuck guys

You guys remember when TSLA was at 300 and Reddit was just open-mouthed beside themselves hunched over on the ground frothing at the mouth outraged? Good times

I have a feeling TSLA gonna crash after all these puts early close at 3:30.

Friday Pump Tesla indeed. Sold some TSLA around 457 (cost 440, 441 and 442), in Musk we trust 😂😂😂

TSLA is basically a SPY multiplier. If SPY is down 1%, Tesla will be down 3-4%. If SPY is up 1%, then Tesla is going to rip that day.

TSLA up on flying car rumors? Give me a fucking break

the two greatest joys of Friday are cafeteria pizza and green TSLA candles

TSLA built a flying car.... The fuq is going on?

Bought TSLA 11/7 200p lmao

if you went back in time 2 years ago and was told TSLA sales have peaked and would decline here on out you would think puts? nope, ATH baby

TSLA will blow its load for sure. there are too many fucking buyers. i cant even sell any calls this is so fucking stupid lmfao

Turns out hedging SPY calls with TSLA puts was not the way to go this week...

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AMZN halved my port, time for TSLA to bring it back, just give Elon that 1T cmon

All I want is TSLA at ATH today. Is that so hard? Jeez

TSLA you give us the Cyberstuck. Your stock being up $6 is an insult to humanity.

Profit is profit but I should have held those TSLA 450p's a wee bit longer...

lulz tsla lost 450

If TSLA goes red today I’d be all like, “omg!!”

My 0DTE tsla put gained 50% in about 2 minutes. Usually that goes the other way for me.

Morgan Stanley raised TSLA PT to $800! (from $410)

PLTR is such a meme stock. Reminds me of the dumb TSLA pumps from a few years ago. Good to make money in both directions. Position: PLTR $200p 0dte

TSLA puts printing nicely

You could be right but I’m just stating facts. What you are describing is treasury stock and tsla has reported 0 treasury stock as of September and has announced no significant program for buybacks.

I have no idea when, but tsla going to do a -95% when it goes to book value.

The best part about making +20% on TSLA puts in one day is having them going -80% the next one. Fuck me.

Damn big sellers coming in on TSLA 

I'm just going to give up and buy tsla at this point. Fuck being rational give em what they asking for.

TSLA on a friday always fucks. Cant let all those puts they sold this week win. Tsla is for options and the stock is the derivative of it

Tsla is the gayest meme... fuck this.

tsla 460

Why all of Mag 7 red except AMZN and TSLA

Bagholding TSLA puts fml

I am shorting TSLA. Covered a bit (from -50 to -40 shares) at 440.12, reloaded (to -45 shares) at 453.64.

What happened to the guy that said he’s shorting TSLA?

paper handed my TSLA calls, at least I made some money with them.

TSLA can't blow past 455

I might be losing money on META calls but at least I’m not losing money on TSLA puts

so far I've made half of it back flipping NDX and TSLA 0dte. still though. What a disgusting unnecessary loss

# META P/E OF 24 # TSLA P/E OF 300

Make sure to rotate from speculative stocks like meta and goog and into safe havens like Pltr and Tsla 🙏

TSLA up is not a good sign for my portfolio

Tsla casino 🎰 open lol 😂 Give us $460